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Fuck today. It fucking sucked.

#1 spisla

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 09:04 PM

So, today had some great potential. Oh yeah, Football practice actually started. We did stuff on the field today, was in a great mood. Then life decided to say "Fuck you!"

First, about halfway through practice I got a gnarly fucking cramp in my quadriceps, took me out for a good hour before I could even fucking walk again. Fuck you cramps!

Second, My jaw starts popping really bad every time I open my mouth wide. Which sucks, because I had a dentist appointment right after practice. Fuck you jaw!

Third, I go to my dentist appointment and have 5 out of 6 cavities taken out and filled. Fucking Ow. Yeah, I should brush my teeth better, fuck you, I took terrible care of them as a child and I'm paying for it now. I'm taking better care now. Fuck you childhood me, and Fuck you tooth decay!

Then, right after THAT, My dentist tells me I have a possible infection, and I might need surgery. Fuck you infectious things!

oh, and I'm still numb from all the numbing shit they gave me. They gave me a lot, no joke. I feel funny, and it's difficult to eat/drink. Fuck this shit, I had bratwursts tonight too. I'm sad, and just really annoyed at the shit that happens to me. I could've made this one of my famous >9000 paragraph rants, but I don't give a fuck to type that much.

TL;DR: Fuck you, it's not that long read it.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 09:06 PM

first to actually read

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#3 spisla

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 09:08 PM

Tick, on 16 August 2012 - 09:06 PM, said:

first to actually read

Good job! Both your E penis and real penis just got shorter!

How about actually commenting on something related to the thread?

sorry, I'm pissed off...

-ORaNGe-, on 03 August 2011 - 05:33 PM, said:

If you see someone pulling that here hit the report button and I'll teabag them =)

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 09:23 PM

Fuck You Useless Comment!

I agree with the Fuck cavities part, but shit in the doctors throat that drugged you.

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#5 tallsmallboy44

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 09:37 PM

I had six or seven shots of novacaine when having a tooth removed. One went through my gums and into my tongue.

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fuck yolo
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#6 spisla

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 09:53 PM

kingJurzy, on 16 August 2012 - 09:23 PM, said:

Fuck You Useless Comment!

I agree with the Fuck cavities part, but shit in the doctors throat that drugged you.

Nah, He's actually a really good doctor. He did my root canals I needed when I broke two of my teeth. Yes, broke, not chipped, fucking broke.

tallsmallboy44, on 16 August 2012 - 09:37 PM, said:

I had six or seven shots of novacaine when having a tooth removed. One went through my gums and into my tongue.

I think I've had too much Novocaine in my upper-right section, because I felt that the least of out everything, and it was where I had 3 cavities apparently, as opposed to one the upper left, and one on each lower side. But yeah, I had a root canal a while back in the slight right side, and had a shit load of that stuff put in during that time, so I don't know if I built up an immunity in just that side(if that's possible) or what..

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 09:58 PM

Moral of the story is brush your teeth kids.

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#8 spisla

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 10:01 PM

TheGuy, on 16 August 2012 - 09:58 PM, said:

Moral of the story is brush your teeth kids.

Ya don't fuckin' say?

-ORaNGe-, on 03 August 2011 - 05:33 PM, said:

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 10:04 PM

I know that feel. I have had 3 cavities filled and I feel the 4th one brewing.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 10:25 PM

I've never had a cavity and when I was younger I rarely brushed my teeth.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 10:30 PM

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 10:59 PM

When I got my wisdom teeth removed the entire right side of my face was numb for the entire day.
I seriously thought he cut out a chunk of nerve from my cheek.

But yeah that numbing shit is crazy.
I kinda like it though.

redthirst, on 07 August 2012 - 02:14 PM, said:

Herbert, on 07 August 2012 - 12:53 PM, said:

shit on him

He'd just be like "You shit slow. Get a better ass."

#13 spisla

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:04 PM

Panda, on 16 August 2012 - 10:59 PM, said:

Novocaine is bullshit. It's like.. you can still feel pain, and for the next 6 hours you won't be able to talk, eat, or drink. Have fun!

-ORaNGe-, on 03 August 2011 - 05:33 PM, said:

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:07 PM

spisla, on 16 August 2012 - 11:04 PM, said:

Panda, on 16 August 2012 - 10:59 PM, said:

Novocaine is bullshit. It's like.. you can still feel pain, and for the next 6 hours you won't be able to talk, eat, or drink. Have fun!

Right, but the thing was that my nerves were also tampered with in the removing of the teeth.
So I spent the ENTIRE day numbed out.

redthirst, on 07 August 2012 - 02:14 PM, said:

Herbert, on 07 August 2012 - 12:53 PM, said:

shit on him

He'd just be like "You shit slow. Get a better ass."

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:21 PM

I brush my teeth once a month and have never had a cavity. Umadbros?

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:32 AM

Could be worse, I had 8 teeth carved outta my face by an inept navy dentist, during which time he cracked a filling, and I was so drugged up I was stuck being drugged up in my room for a straight week.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 01:27 AM

I hate being all numbed by that stuff at the dentists. Cant even smile right.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 01:53 AM

get more potassium and you wont cramp up. Bananas and potatoes are your friend

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 02:04 AM

Really though the cavities.. I brush, floss and mouth rinse twice a day, and I brush about an hour after lunch every single day. I'm obsessive about clean teeth. Last time I went to the dentist I had 6 cavities. wtf.

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