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LOLWUT moments at the field Bring them

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 10:48 AM

Tell us your LOLWUT moment when playing paintball, Must be lol worthy.
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Posted 04 March 2011 - 02:08 PM

I sneak up on the side of these two noobs, and since there were two I wasn't going to surrender them, so I thought I would one ball them both.

I shoot twice, both break on one kid (woops)

the kid that WASN'T hit called himself out

the kid that WAS hit, sees the hits on his chest, looks at me, lays down on the ground, and empties an entire hopper on the bunker about 10 feet away from me.

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One second I'm walking. Next, grenade hits me. It was thrown from my side. It didn't explode. Kid comes up later to me and gets mad that I "didn't save it for him"

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I pulled a Mike, filled up with a new proto pod and "wtf... sticker?"

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On a particularly cold day, I shot two balls and I saw both balls confetti, so I thought "shit... either a barrel break or a chop"... take off the barrel, it's spotless on the inside... breach is spotless. 0_0

This post has been edited by Jalen: 04 March 2011 - 02:08 PM

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 02:25 PM

me: *walking up to another player (woodsball)* do you know where they are?
him: no... I think they are over there though I keep hearing shooting.
me: wait... wheres your armband? red or yellow?
him: yellow... why?
me: *lift gun barrel* surrender!!!
him: LOLWUT???!!!
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Posted 04 March 2011 - 03:18 PM

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 05:24 PM

My brother and I are in a Woodsball game and we move up behind the enemy lines. Then we make all away around but then we don't see anybody so we walk around for 15 minutes. So for that time I go see the ref and ask if the game is over and he's like "The game ended 20 min ago."

My brother and I were like "LOLWUT!!!!!!"

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Posted 04 March 2011 - 06:00 PM

4 guys hiding in a random kiddie play house in the center of the woods.
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 12:02 AM

playing airball on a recday and getting hit with a grenade.
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 12:59 PM

More LOLWUT's nao
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 03:51 PM

My freind shooting out a light at an indoor feild lol.

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 03:53 PM

My pants totally falling down during Hyperball, and then getting bunkered with my pants around my ankles.
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 06:37 PM

i went to this game where everybody uses rental markers and only gets 100 rounds a game. these two kids walk in with i'm assuming their parents. even though we had to use rentals, they brought thier markers and they didn't have hoppers, tanks, masks, anything else. the dad was walking around in the shop looking at markers while the kids and mom were signing in. the dad came back and was talking about how some of the markers were $1200. the one kid tells him that his gun costed that much and it is a dye. the marker has a little dye sticker on the right side near the breach. the dad agrees and turns to listen to the mom telling him to put the guns in the car because they can't use them and then i see on the left side of the marker it says spyder victor.

later during the games, we were playing zombies. headshots only and you have to walk. we were shooting spectrum that was hard as rocks. i was at the left 45 and i saw a kid back right in the open. i still had half my paint left so i unloaded. i've never saw anyone squirm so much. it was so funny. i never did hit him in the head, but after a few seconds i ran out of paint. i sat there laughing for the rest of the game.
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 06:39 PM

when rentals say oooo i want him on our team he has a shotgun,he mustbe really good.makes me lol everytime
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 06:51 PM

got shot in the balls (i wasn't saying LOLWUT?!) but when i reached down out of reaction i caught the paintball then i was like LOLWUT?!?! and back to pain seconds later
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 06:55 PM

I accidentally pressed my trigger on my etek WTF THAT THING IS EASY TO PULL! don't know how I did it but I never saw the paint splatter so I'm like where the heck did this thing go, 2 seconds later I see this guy spitting out and hes like a paintball just missed my lip and it went inside his mask from behind him...LOLWUT?
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 09:13 PM

Was walking out to play a speedball game and my safety wasn't on (thought it was) and I shot the inside of my barrel sock.
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Posted 07 March 2011 - 09:19 PM

When I shot a player twice who obviously hadn't ever played before and he ran up and bunkered me.


Another one was when I went to a scenario game and people were trying to hit each other with their butt stocks, but they took the stocks off their guns while they were hitting each other .and i wuz like LOLWUT??

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 10:57 PM

This saturday i was at my local indoor field playing pump, I ran to a bunker and see a renter cross field standing there with they're gun down staring at me so i shoot them once in the mask and he fell backwards then stood back up and looked at me again so i shot him three more times then he ran back into his starting building for like 10 seconds then walked off the field.
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Posted 07 March 2011 - 11:05 PM

slipping on the floor of a slippery indoor field as i tried to slide into snake. it was all slow motion. and i only had one loader full of paint on my 98c (because i was playing with rentals and didnt want it to be THAT unfair) and i didnt bring pods so i ran out of paint and started throwing the paint i found on the ground.

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 05:38 PM

Ran out of paint and started throwing snowballs and calling the ref for paint checks when i hit someone
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Posted 15 March 2011 - 03:34 PM

A handfull of kids (hopefully) borrowing their dads' SpecOpsPB gear, like Broadsword vests, doglegs, red dots, the works. And army crawling around the back 20 of our local speedball field.

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