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My Mom won't let me work a street corner! ......A gun whore. God, you sick minded animals.....

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 08:19 PM

I am pretty angry right now. I have the extra cash to start upgrading my set-up and I want to start gun whoring. But guess what? I Quote "Just got a new Hopper/gun/tanks/etc. MOM! I work my ass of to buy whatever the hell I want to. I mean really? There are two places on the internet that I can sell my old shit in a blink of an eye and then buy some new shit! I want to start gun whoring. I am on my search for my perfect gun, but how can I do it when I don't have "permission" to get some new equipment. I don't know I am only 13 but still, if I am the one who worked to get the money don't I have the right to choice what I blow it on?

Before I end this, I love my Mom. She is great and is willing to drive me to almost any field anytime but please, let me control my money funds!

/end of my stupid ass 13 year old rant

This post has been edited by A&MPBaller: 30 November 2012 - 08:20 PM


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Posted 30 November 2012 - 08:37 PM

Your mom won't let you be a whore....

Nice title.

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let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)


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Posted 30 November 2012 - 08:51 PM

How did you get the money and we know it wasn't whoring.
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You can't love yourself too much, until you start chafing, them's the rules.

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 11:06 PM

nice title.... Posted Image
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 11:17 PM

Smell that?

Mod shens, 50 meters north.

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let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)


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Posted 30 November 2012 - 11:39 PM

View PostThe Bacon Man, on 30 November 2012 - 11:17 PM, said:

Smell that?

Mod shens, 50 meters north.


I smell it half a klick away.

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Dude, I wouldn't pay anymore than tree fiddy for a kingjurzy.


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Posted 30 November 2012 - 11:48 PM

what are these mod shens you speak of?
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Posted 01 December 2012 - 12:24 AM

where are the canadians? they will be here.
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Posted 01 December 2012 - 12:37 AM

What was wrong with the title I made damn it. I made a witty title on my own with out the mods changing it. I guess I'm too much of a cool cat for them B)

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 12:54 AM

1. Purchase money order by being a sneaky ninja
2.send to owner of marker
3. Have them send it to a friends house (make sure they are ok with this)
4. Have friend give you marker when parents are not around
5. Enjoy


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fuck yolo
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Posted 01 December 2012 - 03:47 AM

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 10:18 AM

Coming from a gun whore, DON'T be one. It is awful, you end up getting rid of guns you like, to get ones you don't like, and it's a lot of money.
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Posted 01 December 2012 - 10:38 AM

View PostPREDATOR 47, on 01 December 2012 - 12:24 AM, said:

where are the canadians? they will be here.


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Posted 01 December 2012 - 11:28 AM

View PostWoodyballer29, on 01 December 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:

View PostPREDATOR 47, on 01 December 2012 - 12:24 AM, said:

where are the canadians? they will be here.


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Posted 01 December 2012 - 12:31 PM

View PostG4paintballer, on 01 December 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:

Coming from a gun whore, DON'T be one. It is awful, you end up getting rid of guns you like, to get ones you don't like, and it's a lot of money.

This. I've wasted so much money on guns I used once and got rid of. Especially if they needed to be fixed prior.

And of course your mom isn't going to get it. She sees it as an awful investment of your money because, well, it is.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 01:35 PM

View PostAntonious, on 01 December 2012 - 12:31 PM, said:

View PostG4paintballer, on 01 December 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:

Coming from a gun whore, DON'T be one. It is awful, you end up getting rid of guns you like, to get ones you don't like, and it's a lot of money.

This. I've wasted so much money on guns I used once and got rid of. Especially if they needed to be fixed prior.

And of course your mom isn't going to get it. She sees it as an awful investment of your money because, well, it is.


I do understand that being a big gun whore might not be worth the money and effort, but at this point, I am just trying to upgrade. trying to go from steelie to 68/4500 and Invert Too to a Spire/Rotor. At this point I really don't have the money to be a real whore, but I do want to trade and sell often (use gun for 2 months try something else, etc.)

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 02:25 PM

Also I'm sure your mom isn't happy that her 13 year old son wants to trade guns and buy guns off a forum. You know, where any 18-50 year old can get your adress through a simple order.

I sure as hell won't be using forums and small companies to order things until I am 16-17.

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let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)


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Posted 01 December 2012 - 02:35 PM

at 13 you should just be happy you have gear to pay with and that you parents support you by driving you to the field... i would wait a few years to start gun whoring... like when you have a job and your own place...
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Posted 05 December 2012 - 06:26 PM

do what I did
do it behind you mum's back
now my mom doesn't care anymore, as long as I get my important shit done. Granted I'll be 18 in like 12 days, but the principle is the same.
Or like do what people did before TPB/PBN, make friends with people at the field and trade around that way. By from people in person and sell in person
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