[Antonious]

Now upon reading the title, you may be wondering why I would be ranting about people who love the military. I'm not. What I'm ranting about are the girls you've never met in your life who will randomly message you solely because you're in the military. Not all of them upset me as some are sincere in their feelings. Others? Not so much. I'll give three examples of a few messages I've received this year.

Example 1:

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hello sir! i am a big fan of military, so i support all of you.You have my heartfelt gratitude for all you do to protect our freedoms at home.Thank you for being so brave and fighting for our country.You make us proud. Godbless! and cheers to us!

This one is completely ok in my book. She's merely thanking me for my service, no different than somebody coming up to me and shaking my hand at the mall. To this message, I responded cordially.

Verdict:




Example 2:

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hey how are you? sorry for disturbing and invading you message area. but im a big fan of the military and i think you guys are great. saving and serving our country. feels like i owe you something. my freedom soo keep up the good work! and always take care i find you cute too so dont hesistate to add me

Everything was ok, up to those last two sentences. "I find you cute too ". This was my profile picture at the time (my other pictures are locked to friends only).
"Cute" is typically not what comes to mind. This may be due to my generally untrusting and suspicious personality, but why would I want to add a total stranger to my Facebook so they can get access to my personal information? Because she thinks steampunk-esque anonymity is "cute". Something's not right with this and I didn't bother responding.

Verdict:




Example 3:

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hi there! im from los angeles CA currently in the philppines right now for work as a bikini model and hey im a big fan of military and a supporters too, feel free to add me if u don't mind. and yeah sorry if i get accross to your profile i know you dont know me but do you mind helping me? because i joined a online competition for the search for best bikini model and there is a big cash prize and travel incentive for the winner and i need votes to win would you help me? and as a reward i will send you a bunch of sexy pics if you dont mind.

This one is what set me off and why I decided to make this thread. It's great that you like the military and it's great you're working toward a goal, but do you honestly believe that that alone is enough for me to lift a finger for a total stranger whom I'll likely never meet?

No, of course you don't. So to up the incentive, you've decided to "reward" me with a bunch of sexy pics. Really? You're offering your body to a stranger as incentive for a favor? That's just being a straight-up whore. You're no better than the girls at the strip club; I'm sure they're doing it to reach their dreams and aspirations too.

Perhaps I may be persuaded by such if there was a legitimate chance of you and I ever getting intimate, but that's not likely to happen by any account. And it's not even intimacy you're promising. You're promising to send "sexy pics" over the internet. THE INTERNET! The same place I have complete and total access to terabytes of pornography without performing any type of favor whatsoever! And I'm sure that's exactly where these supposed "sexy pics" of you that you're promising to send are going to come from anyway. If not, other than only furthering my previous assumptions on your promiscuity, I have no way of verifying your age and I'll be damned If I get sent to jail as a damn pedo because you happen to be 16 or some shit.

The fact that she thinks that she, a total stranger on the internet, can flatter me and seduce me enough to do anything for her is down-right insulting. I take it that she thinks I'm weak-willed and easily susceptible to manipulation by just about any female who gives me the time of day. Sorry honey, but I've got standards, and you clearly don't meet them. So go fuck yourself.

I was about to reply something similar to this to her, but fortunately, my conscience and reason told me to ignore her and rant about her here instead.

Overreaction? Maybe. But once again, I have standards that are so easy to impose on total strangers.

Verdict:





TL;DR: If I don't know you, don't try to get friendly and ask me for favors over the internet. Better yet, leave me the fuck alone.

Also, Merry Christmas

This post has been edited by Antonious: 25 December 2012 - 06:47 AM

[kingJurzy]

1.)Ask for pics
2.)Grab tissue box and your dow 33 (or dow 55 if you are hardcore like me)
3.)???
4.)Profit

[Antonious]

kingJurzy, on 25 December 2012 - 06:34 AM, said:

1.)Ask for pics
2.)Grab tissue box and your dow 33 (or dow 55 if you are hardcore like me)
3.)???
4.)Profit

I've already got plenty of websites favorited for that.

[cybermaniac15]

Almost seems like spam bots. Haha
Merry Christmas.

[Antonious]

cybermaniac15, on 25 December 2012 - 06:44 AM, said:

Almost seems like spam bots. Haha

I wouldn't be surprised, honestly.

[Blade of grass]

That last message...
Maybe call her up and offer to "help".

[TheGuy]

You have the perfect opportunity to do your country a favor by getting some ass.

[OEFVeteran]

its not spam bots.... and chances are 1 in every 100 profiles like that are real women who really do appreciate your service.... the truth of it is, its people trying to get information out of you... they know you are military, so they pose as a hott girl on FB and try and add you as a friend... they donteven need to talk to you to gather information, they just want what you post on your account... its bet to block and report them

[HeroForADay]

Because in reality, they'll just screw around when you're deployed anyways. Merry Christmas from dark humor land.

[TECHDP=)]

Your profile picture made me laugh.

[Wolfwood]

I don't know, Antonius, you're profile picture may be confused by a very complicated vibrator from Japan, or maybe Germany.

Regardless, Skanks gonna Skank it up.

[Panda's Revenge]

1. Ask for pics
2. Acquire, post to internet
3. ????
4. Profit