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#1 quadzilla122

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:59 PM

You know every model of the autococker year for year
you are the only one at the field with an abnormally large drop-forward

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Posted 01 December 2008 - 11:04 PM

...When you just bought this off ebay...

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Anyone know the year by chance?? He says he thinks it's a '98, but I'm pretty sure they were doing the "Nevada" block by then, and this one has the square block...

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 01:43 AM

quadzilla122, on Dec 1 2008, 05:59 PM, said:

You know every model of the autococker year for year
you are the only one at the field with an abnormally large drop-forward

volume of air chamber of a 913 vs a 16,264

what numbers are years 97-98

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 07:42 AM

...you've uttered the phrase "there's nothing like the feel of a cocker in your hand" in public without realizing how homeosexual (damn swear filter, turn slang for happy into "agg"...) it sounds.
...you've shot some kid with a gun that's actually older than the kid you shot.
...you've sent Mike Philips hate mail that included the phrase "but you didn't sweetspot the reg".

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#5 cheapballa

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 04:54 PM

You have enough spare parts to build guns for your friends to borrow Oh and you've caught a back block to the eye Ouch remeber noobs always where a mask

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 08:03 PM

when you always go for the guys with mags...

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 08:06 PM

Kevin, on Dec 2 2008, 08:03 PM, said:

when you always go for the guys with mags...

Hell yeah.

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Posted 02 December 2008 - 11:30 PM

Iram, on Dec 2 2008, 02:42 AM, said:

...you've sent Mike Philips hate mail that included the phrase "but you didn't sweetspot the reg".

i sent him, "but you need to tell the kids how to tune a Sniper" hate mail

Kevin, on Dec 2 2008, 03:03 PM, said:

when you always go for the guys with mags...

let the Cocker Mag wars never end
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Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:57 PM

When you give your mag-owning friend shit non stop. lol. I call it an autofa*

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Posted 03 December 2008 - 05:30 PM

when all your other guns are gathering dust in the corner

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Posted 09 December 2008 - 04:51 AM

When a really young kid comes up to you at the field and laughingly says "dude is that an autococker"

And without missing a beat you glow with cocker pride and tell the kid, Why yes it is.

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Posted 09 December 2008 - 05:51 AM

when this is pr0n
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 12:19 AM

i agree with it being 97-98 the bolt makes it a harder guess because its not a stock bolt..

How do you make a walkable mech... id love to do that to mine...

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 12:24 AM

When your the only guy at the field with a cocker but still own.

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 01:18 AM

when someone says you have the clap and you think about a back block instead of an std

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Posted 10 December 2008 - 11:50 PM

lol its funny how you get to know the trigger on your autococker.

one day while i was waiting to play i was talking to this kid with a pmr about stuff, and i mentioned that i only have a single finger trigger, and he laughed. but then i shot it as fast as i could without doing that agg strait arm thing (it was somethin like 12bps) haha and the kid was like holy shit!!!
it was perfecttt
so i let him shoot it and he pretty juch short stroked it everytime, lol even though i told him to pull and release all the way snappy.

i love being the only one able to shoot my gun fast :]

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Posted 11 December 2008 - 01:05 PM

Kevin, on Dec 2 2008, 09:03 PM, said:

when you always go for the guys with mags...

what happens when the mag guy owns cooler cockers then you do?

cockers :wub:

mags

two side of the same coin, both are awesome. i love both, for very different reasons.

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Posted 17 December 2008 - 08:54 PM

when you poop a brick when you see a merlin or evo.

when you make an aggsauce kid feel stupid by explaining how a cocker operates...lol, that's my favorite.

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Posted 19 December 2008 - 05:05 AM

when you look at other sweet guns that can shoot a bazillion balls a second and do everything short of serving you tea and wonder why there arent enough mods for them.