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Posted 21 October 2011 - 08:09 AM

We should compile a list of the greatest quotes on this thread I'll start!

View PostVaellis, on 18 October 2011 - 07:32 PM, said:

FIST BITCHES


and

View PostTechPB-Mike, on 23 September 2011 - 10:01 AM, said:

Viagra, lubricant, and pornographic movies? If that package arrived at my house, I'd be calling a babysitter and making reservations at the Marriott

Babysitter - "Friday night? Sure I'm free, I can watch the twins. Are you taking Jenn out to dinner?"

Me - "Nope......"


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Posted 21 October 2011 - 12:09 PM

First
Want to know how to get in great shape for paintball. Look at how I'm doing it!Here's a video

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Posted 21 October 2011 - 12:38 PM

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Posted 21 October 2011 - 01:10 PM

View Poststicktodrum, on 21 October 2011 - 12:38 PM, said:

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I've always wondered what the story behind your sig is...

View PostWolfwood, on 14 September 2011 - 12:59 AM, said:

Because that's what we had when I was a kid
Dirt.
And the internet, but dirt was cheaper.

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Posted 21 October 2011 - 01:41 PM

View Postlarryjerry1, on 21 October 2011 - 01:10 PM, said:

View Poststicktodrum, on 21 October 2011 - 12:38 PM, said:

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I've always wondered what the story behind your sig is...


Well I'm sure it wasn't because he wanted to show off his amazing grammar.
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Posted 21 October 2011 - 02:05 PM

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

TechPB's own pick up line.
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View PostEskimo, on 18 January 2012 - 12:19 AM, said:

Well aware, he is a master of sarcasm, and I love me my Baux.

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Posted 21 October 2011 - 02:23 PM

How come this one hasn't been posted?




MODS, Y U HAVE NO RAIZINS?!?!?

View PostWolfwood, on 14 September 2011 - 12:59 AM, said:

Because that's what we had when I was a kid
Dirt.
And the internet, but dirt was cheaper.

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Posted 21 October 2011 - 02:26 PM

Hey, that was an accident...but it was hilarious...
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Posted 22 October 2011 - 06:57 PM

How about:

View Postqwertyuiop, on 14 October 2011 - 04:44 PM, said:

Go to the store and shit in the display loaders.
"Well this is a Prophe.... OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!"


"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" :tup: i approve of this pickup line
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Posted 22 October 2011 - 07:20 PM

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Posted 22 October 2011 - 08:02 PM

View Postlarryjerry1, on 21 October 2011 - 02:23 PM, said:

MODS, Y U NO HAVE RAIZINS?!?!?


Fixed.
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Posted 22 October 2011 - 11:46 PM

View Postget.lit.up!, on 22 October 2011 - 06:57 PM, said:

How about:

View Postqwertyuiop, on 14 October 2011 - 04:44 PM, said:

Go to the store and shit in the display loaders.
"Well this is a Prophe.... OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!"




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9:25 PM [Morgan-Crp] If I had to piss, and there wasn't a toilet around, I wouldn't be like "Oh hey, a bowl of fruit loops, I'll piss in it" No. I would find a bush or something.
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Posted 23 October 2011 - 12:50 PM

lol most of the advise given from us is to shit somewhere. Posted Image
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View PostEskimo, on 18 January 2012 - 12:19 AM, said:

Well aware, he is a master of sarcasm, and I love me my Baux.

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Posted 23 October 2011 - 02:20 PM

I like the quote I have in my sig.
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Posted 24 October 2011 - 06:46 PM

My sig was from in the chatroom, and someone said their field sells "Russian Legion" paintballs, and I honestly thought that Russian Legion now made a brand of paint...
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:02 PM

This thread is win. I dont have one, i can never tell if the people on here are making fun of me and hating on me or want to have sexy times
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 06:04 PM

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Imagine, this is one of the first time you are playing paintball, and some "old timer" from the other team taps you on the shoulder? love it!!
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Man if an old man taped me on the shoulder I'd be yelling "STRANGER DANGER!!!"

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lol most of the advise given from us is to shit somewhere.


upper decker much? ;)

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View PostKlub, on 24 October 2011 - 11:19 PM, said:

have you tried chloroform? I hear that chicks dig it.

:tup: obviously somebody wins!

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What you NEED to do is mark your territory, Pee on/in the WHOLE school. I mean EVERYWHERE just SOAK IT.

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 06:54 PM

View PostFrisky Tugboat, on 25 October 2011 - 05:02 PM, said:

This thread is win. I dont have one, i can never tell if the people on here are making fun of me and hating on me or want to have sexy times


If I counted the times I wondered that...
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 08:52 PM

View PostFrisky Tugboat, on 25 October 2011 - 05:02 PM, said:

This thread is win. I dont have one, i can never tell if the people on here are making fun of me and hating on me or want to have sexy times


this can be added to the list i wish i knew how to sig this? help please? ITS MINE! i just need to know how
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 09:14 PM

View Postturkey357, on 25 October 2011 - 08:52 PM, said:

View PostFrisky Tugboat, on 25 October 2011 - 05:02 PM, said:

This thread is win. I dont have one, i can never tell if the people on here are making fun of me and hating on me or want to have sexy times


this can be added to the list i wish i knew how to sig this? help please? ITS MINE! i just need to know how


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