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accidentally hitting urself in the nuts

#1 summit55

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 12:55 AM

am i the only one that seems to alwase acidently hit them selfs in the balls

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:10 AM

I dont think so..... theres ALOT of ppl like u on YOutube..

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:23 AM

i did it today staring my lawnmower. I forgot how long the pull cord was, and smacked myself in the nuts.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:28 AM

I've gotten shot on my other head does that count?

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:34 AM

i do it for fun

makes me feel like im larger from the swollon-ness

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:34 AM

summit55, on Aug 9 2009, 12:55 AM, said:

am i the only one that seems to alwase acidently hit them selfs in the balls

And you trust yourself with a paintball gun?

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 01:57 AM

lol when ever i play on an air field atleast once a day if were on it i will be switching hands and my marker will fall jsut a lil then wack ouch my balls then i fall to the ground and get lid up lol

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 02:06 AM

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 02:31 AM

WOW whats up with all the Fucked threads now?

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 04:21 AM

My brother's got a list of over 100 items he's been hit in the jewels with, including a wooden sword, a small-mouth bass, a trashcan lid, and a jug of milk.

Every time I go paintballing, it seems like somebody manages to shoot me in the nuts.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 07:52 AM

Everytime there's an open drawer at my house I hit my nuts....On the corner.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 08:02 AM

Alot of my friends when I went to school went through a phase of doing nut checks, so it got to the point where I had to wear a cup to school. It was ridiculous.

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 08:17 AM

I feel your pain

It happens to me all the time, all you other haters are just not manly enough to admit it

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:24 AM

My dogs tend to punch me in the balls a lot... they're conviently sized that when they jump up their paws land in your sack.

Also manage to smack myself in the nuts with drawers alot, underestimate the length of them :lol:

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:27 AM

One of my ex-girlfriends kicked me in the balls when I dumped her, I told people she had herpes

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:31 AM

FML

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NTENSE, on 02 February 2011 - 09:42 AM, said:

the revi looks like a uncircumcised bird and the threshy looks like a turkey on thanks giving lovely, mouth watering :rolleyes:

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:33 AM

Cubeman, on Aug 9 2009, 12:31 PM, said:

brutal story right here. highlight over it to read it. its... NASTY.

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#18 Cubeman

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 11:36 AM

Never mind.

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NTENSE, on 02 February 2011 - 09:42 AM, said:

the revi looks like a uncircumcised bird and the threshy looks like a turkey on thanks giving lovely, mouth watering :rolleyes:

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 12:48 PM

I wonder what the next Topic will be, when this one dies out..."have you tried cramming a Tv Remote up your ass?"

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#20 brandon69

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Posted 09 August 2009 - 12:56 PM

no, no i havent

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