sh*t paintballers say what do we say
Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:02 PM
I wish Paintball was on ESPN.
Thats a sexy gat.
Thats such a stupid layout.
*walks trigger* damn i need to practice walking.
This gun kicks like a mule *holds up a geo*
Damn this gun shoots laser beams.
Why cant i get a full fill.
*friends wants to go get lunch* cant, i gotta save up for practice.
You need some head swag.
How much did you pay? *in regards to Any gear*
*mimes breakout* gotta work on my breakout.
Thats a g.
I need to trade my gun.
Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:10 PM
"I'm out, stop shooting me!"
"Ah, damnit. Dropped my balls."
Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:38 PM
Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:46 PM
Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:24 PM
I noticed that you're worried about your trigger and your board. Lets not... DWELL upon it!
Dented balls? You must have a bad package.
Guyys... The disc bursted again on my tank.
How do I lube up my bolt properly.
The Dp guns have lots of bolt stick
I have a 14 inch...stiffi
I gotta Stiffi. It goes well with my autococker.
Snake 2 is a G!!!
It was a bounce!
Bitches love my Spyder.
Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:29 PM
"My Bank accounts directly linked to the MCB BST"
Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:30 PM
"EAT MY BALLS"
"Dude, is it weird that my mom gave me a stiffi?
"These balls are way to hard"
I suggest finding one REALLY overused phrase and have multiple people say it over, and over, and over such as:
"CHECK HIM REF!"
"Man, that's so agg..."
Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:33 PM
my gun broke paint
he got a lucky shot
sh*t paintball players never say: they just played better then us
This post has been edited by cockerpunk: 23 April 2012 - 07:34 PM