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sh*t paintballers say what do we say

#21 User is offline   xSilent 

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:02 PM

Dude, thats so agg.

I wish Paintball was on ESPN.

Thats a sexy gat.

Thats such a stupid layout.

*walks trigger* damn i need to practice walking.

This gun kicks like a mule *holds up a geo*

Damn this gun shoots laser beams.

Why cant i get a full fill.

Hopper top?

*friends wants to go get lunch* cant, i gotta save up for practice.

You need some head swag.

How much did you pay? *in regards to Any gear*

*mimes breakout* gotta work on my breakout.

Thats a g.

I need to trade my gun.
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:03 PM

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:05 PM

"Who's playing snake?"

"PAINT CHECK, REF!"

"CHECK HIM REF, I SWEAR I HIT HIM!"

"Anybody got an extra pod?"

"Anyone got allen keys?"

"I shot EVERYONE out that game."

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:08 PM

View Postmadsnipes, on 23 April 2012 - 05:43 PM, said:

CHICKEN IN THE COOP

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View PostLime, on 04 May 2013 - 08:45 PM, said:

Dude, I wouldn't pay anymore than tree fiddy for a kingjurzy.


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:10 PM

"GET THE FUCK OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT! Thank you!"

"hithithithithithit"

"I'm out, stop shooting me!"

"Ah, damnit. Dropped my balls."
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View Post-ORaNGe-, on 03 August 2011 - 05:33 PM, said:

If you see someone pulling that here hit the report button and I'll teabag them =)

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:15 PM

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:21 PM

Hey! HEYY!! GUY IN THE BLUE SHIRT!!! SHOOTING THE EGO!! HALO B!! *Guy looks* YEAH?! HEY AM I OUT!?! *Screams something, can't hear it. Derp.* WHAT?!!? SAY THAT AGAIN!! *Guy shakes head* OKAY!!! THANK YUUU!!!!

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:23 PM

cross it up
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:35 PM

"Hey, you with the gun, shoot the 40 dorrito...."
"The what?"
"The fucking pointy thing on the left"
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:38 PM

Me:Bullshit ref I fucking hit him Ref: Two for one Me:Fuck you

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:46 PM

"Oh your skipping shots? You should get an ion!""Alright guys everyone run up! (game starts doesn't move up)"

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Jawz is our new favorite customer. You can have have the first one Sir!


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:47 PM

what?! ^
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:49 PM

*just pulls gun out of box dropped off at doorstep* Well, off to the BST!
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:53 PM

"What is that damn clicking noise?"
"Oh sorry mom, I was practicing for tomorrow."
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:24 PM

My balls are dented.
I noticed that you're worried about your trigger and your board. Lets not... DWELL upon it!
Dented balls? You must have a bad package.
Guyys... The disc bursted again on my tank.
How do I lube up my bolt properly.
The Dp guns have lots of bolt stick
I have a 14 inch...stiffi
I gotta Stiffi. It goes well with my autococker.
Snake 2 is a G!!!
Paint check?
It was a bounce!
Wiper!
Bitches love my Spyder.

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^Sad part is, your little... Disruptive Barrels are the quietest beating out a Lucky one by .02 Decibels. :P

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:29 PM

View PostJarz, on 23 April 2012 - 06:49 PM, said:

*just pulls gun out of box dropped off at doorstep* Well, off to the BST!

Perfect.






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-ORaNGe-, on 13 June 2011 - 03:00 PM, said:

[size="4"]Super, that is by far the funniest reply I've ever seen in my life, if it weren't so massive I'd quote it in my sig lol
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:30 PM

As many Innuendos as you can come up with:

"EAT MY BALLS"

"Dude, is it weird that my mom gave me a stiffi?

"These balls are way to hard"


I suggest finding one REALLY overused phrase and have multiple people say it over, and over, and over such as:

"CHECK HIM REF!"
or
"Man, that's so agg..."

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:33 PM

refs were against us
my gun broke paint
they cheated
he wiped
he got a lucky shot

sh*t paintball players never say: they just played better then us

This post has been edited by cockerpunk: 23 April 2012 - 07:34 PM

The ultimate truth in paintball is that the interaction between the gun and the player is far and away the largest factor in accuracy, consistency, and reliability.

View Poststicktodrum, on 19 November 2010 - 02:44 PM, said:

And yes, Gordon is the sexiest manifestation of "to the front."

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:34 PM

Who's taken snake?
I need cover fire.
my hopper jammed
i just broke a ball
my balls spilled on the ground
this paints crap
muh gun shotzz lazeahz
what kind of paint is that?

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:36 PM

THIS IS RACIST!


"I GOT SNAKE!!!!!!! I GOT IT NO ONE ELSE GO I GOT THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
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