[lukylovespaintballin]

Gee where to start... I am 16 years old. a 6 year Pball vet(I guess you could call me) and I hate kids my age in school and in paintball. In school its all about SWAG AND FUCKING YOLO. I don't give a shit. They are almost all pricks, doochebags or assholes in my school. They make fun of you all the time and even if you have video evidence, nothing happens(Hint it is a private school) It pisses me off. Today one of them tripped me on the stairs and now they are all over the interwebz being dicks. They are all such annoying ****&8O(((%%*$*YUI And now to paintball. At my field there are 5 types of people. Speedballer pricks, intermediate speedballers, noobs(new players) Players **obsessive with HK andSWAG and that old guy. So my friends are mainly intermediate speedballers. I don't play often on speedball but when i do i hate it. I play with a BDU on and either a Nt10 or a Luxe. All the kids are "swagged" out and make fun of me. Oh your such a loser only woodsballer play with camo. you suck.... More things like that. I don't really care about that its about how they play. Everyone who is not a friend of mine plays on semi ramp. They always bonus ball the shit out of people and then can't take two. They always have an excuse when they lose and always turn off new players. I have had a few that tried to make me stop by a three way bunker without stopping shooting. Nothing worked for them. So i have stopped playing with my age and always keep away from those I can see are like that




Sorry If i somehow offended you or the spelling made you insane. This is my second rant and i only do this when I forget my medication.... sorry again

This post has been edited by lukylovespaintballin: 13 December 2012 - 10:55 PM

[canscom]

I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20

[lukylovespaintballin]

canscom, on 13 December 2012 - 10:46 PM, said:

I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20

except for me right?

[canscom]

lukylovespaintballin, on 13 December 2012 - 10:54 PM, said:

canscom, on 13 December 2012 - 10:46 PM, said:

I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20

except for me right?

Sure

[lukylovespaintballin]

canscom, on 13 December 2012 - 10:59 PM, said:

lukylovespaintballin, on 13 December 2012 - 10:54 PM, said:

canscom, on 13 December 2012 - 10:46 PM, said:

I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20

except for me right?

Sure

you know that forever alone teenager that nobody likes or hates??? Thats me

[canscom]

Nothing some beatings tear gas and hard labour will fix

[lukylovespaintballin]

lolll

[XxJellyFilledxX]

#yoloswag

[maximumslinky]

learn to box

[Antonious]

What's always worked for me is to be calm yet condescending with pricks like this.
Throw in one of these faces, use a lot of sarcasm, make little emotion with no desire to converse, make it clear you want nothing to do with their douche-baggery, and walk off.
It often leaves them confused as to what to do as they aren't expecting that from you.

Doucheballer: Hey camo-loser, you suck! Why don't you just quit and go home?
You: Really? That's how you're going to be?
Doucheballer: Why don't you 1v1 so I can wreck the shit out of you?
You: Yeah, that's not going to happen.
Doucheballer: What? You scared?
You: No, I just don't associate myself with pricks like you.
And from there you ignore them completely.

[sonicx059]

for the paintballers.

Get the ok from your field to bring smoke grenades then bring smoke grenades.

When you play against them, smoke their side of the field and bonus ball them in the face!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alternatively get PB Mercs to join your team and dominate those mean butt holes.

For the students.

I have nothing except to wait for Karma to get them.

Or... get video evidence and go to a higher power with it.

If that does nothing to resolve your school issues then...

do not do anything harsh.

For everybody that treats me mean I do the following.

Invite to play paintball and I take care of the expenses.

Once we are on the field we play on the same team and get some victories.

Then once we are on a role I switch and gun for them.

They have fun and I get to shoot them.

Although my boss will not show up on a paintball field, well not yet.

[lukylovespaintballin]

maximumslinky, on 14 December 2012 - 10:59 AM, said:

learn to box

I'm a black belt in karate

[Blade of grass]

lukylovespaintballin, on 14 December 2012 - 02:18 PM, said:

maximumslinky, on 14 December 2012 - 10:59 AM, said:

learn to box

I'm a black belt in karate

How long have you been doing karate?

[lukylovespaintballin]

Blade of grass, on 14 December 2012 - 03:55 PM, said:

lukylovespaintballin, on 14 December 2012 - 02:18 PM, said:

maximumslinky, on 14 December 2012 - 10:59 AM, said:

learn to box

I'm a black belt in karate

How long have you been doing karate?

6 years

[bigx]

As for assholes if they touch you touch them back but a lot harder and in like the throat and eyes area if your opposed to that then let assholes be assholes they really arnt worth your time in the long run.

As for paintballers there is a saying that gets flung around a lot if you play football. "Let the pads do your talking." In your case "Let the paint do your talking."

[Antonious]

bigx, on 14 December 2012 - 07:09 PM, said:

As for assholes if they touch you touch them back but a lot harder and in like the throat and eyes area

That works great until the police get involved.
They don't really see "He's an asshole" as a valid defense for assault, battery, and public disturbance.

[bigx]

Antonious, on 14 December 2012 - 07:42 PM, said:

bigx, on 14 December 2012 - 07:09 PM, said:

As for assholes if they touch you touch them back but a lot harder and in like the throat and eyes area

That works great until the police get involved.
They don't really see "He's an asshole" as a valid defense for assault, battery, and public disturbance.

No its not but if they are pushing and tripping him down flights of stairs it is.

[A&MBaller]

Let them talk all the shit they want. But once they start pushing or tripping, I would deck their ass.

[madsnipes]

A&MPBaller, on 14 December 2012 - 10:31 PM, said:

Let them talk all the shit they want. But once they start pushing or tripping, I would deck their ass.

i prefer an approach like this

[junits15]

canscom, on 13 December 2012 - 10:46 PM, said:

I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20

Everybody would just end up killing each other in a massive Lord of the Flies-Hunger Games style battle....to much anxiety in on place is bad.

And to the OP, fuck all the haters, they just be bitches.
Basically the way I deal with all the bull shit you talked about is to just let them be stupid. When you give them attention is just reinforces their stupidity. Ignore them, continue on with your life, hang out with good people date nice girls or guys (whatever you're into) and be happy Those people don't last in the real world, they end up selling you your morning joe on your way to the office
I go to a private school too, and up until this year I watched the douches piss everybody else off. Now senior year is here and slowly but surely all of them earned an expulsion. They never last so don't give them any time.