[Arjay]

I was going back right corner and the guy in front of me was going dorritos, couldn't get a lane over him because he was way taller than me lol. Shot him about 5 times in the back..

[happy7833]

Shot my whole hopper at my teammate. It was an indoor place and I couldn't see him through the shadows..... Ref started to yell at me saying WTF are you doing.

[GeezusPB]

When I first started, i played in a recreational speed ball game. I was pretty cocky at first. After the horn blew, i froze. My team was screaming at me telling me to get to a bunker so i sprinted to a bunker and attempted a dive over the snake. What I didnt know wasthat there was a team mate on the other side. I jumped completely on him and then shot him multiple times out if fear. And thats hiw I lost my first game.

This post has been edited by GeezusPB: 15 May 2012 - 02:19 PM

[Cookybiscuit]

Thought a Tippmann held air like a regulated gun so after shooting it for the first time I tried to clear the air, shot myself in the foot and bought a stock.

[zchrit23]

Cookybiscuit, on 15 May 2012 - 03:15 PM, said:

Thought a Tippmann held air like a regulated gun so after shooting it for the first time I tried to clear the air, shot myself in the foot and bought a stock.

Stocks improve your accuracy don't ya know.

[Cookybiscuit]

zchrit23, on 15 May 2012 - 03:20 PM, said:

Cookybiscuit, on 15 May 2012 - 03:15 PM, said:

Thought a Tippmann held air like a regulated gun so after shooting it for the first time I tried to clear the air, shot myself in the foot and bought a stock.

Stocks improve your accuracy don't ya know.

They also make it so when you shoulder your tank you've got a metal bar in your face, and if you shoulder your stock your mask hits it

[zchrit23]

Cookybiscuit, on 15 May 2012 - 03:21 PM, said:

zchrit23, on 15 May 2012 - 03:20 PM, said:

Cookybiscuit, on 15 May 2012 - 03:15 PM, said:

Thought a Tippmann held air like a regulated gun so after shooting it for the first time I tried to clear the air, shot myself in the foot and bought a stock.

Stocks improve your accuracy don't ya know.

They also make it so when you shoulder your tank you've got a metal bar in your face, and if you shoulder your stock your mask hits it

But you look good right? That's the most important aspect. Looks (and accuracy, can't forget it makes the marker super accurate) over function./sarcasm

Just thought of another noob mistake...Putting my shake and shoot hopper on backwards the first match...

[paint-ball-16]

First day I used my gun I shot my finger when putting my barrel sock on now I turn off my gun then put the sock on

[PB2011]

Buying a good mask after I bought a gun. Took me 15 minutes of sprinting around in the woods to figure out that it doesn't matter what gun you have, if you can't see anybody you sure as hell ain't gonna hit them.

[redmule123]

1. Shot myself in the finger
2. Was like why is my gun not shooting, after changing batteries and stuff I realized my tank wasn't screwed in fully lol.

[redmule123]

Oh yea one time I was trying to shoot this guy with my pump and I had a perfect shot, i pulled the trigger WTF why didnt it shoot, Oh SHI* safety lol

[H all day]

listen to a guy saying his carver 1 didnt shoot as far as his friends tippman

[sk1tzi420]

Back when laning was called burning, before a game one of the guys was asking if someone wants to burn. I said okay. Well, in football burning means running really fast away from someone. So, on the break I took off to a bunker, and three people got hit off the break.

I did this three times before someone pulled me aside.

[ANGRYPAINTBALL35]

The noobiest thing? Well before I start, note this I have to refill my tanks using a scuba system because I live in the middle of nowhere and there aren't any fields in my area. So one day I was just playing around with my buddies I ran out of air got shot, the usual, but thats not the noob part. The noob part is when I went back to the "dead zone" to refill my tank for the next game. I hooked everything up properly got the tank ready to go..... then I started talking to a friend and never actually opened the valve on the scuba tank. I unhooked the tank, put it back in my marker, then "3, 2, 1, GO!!!!". I started to pull the trigger and nothing was happening, I looked down and FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU****************KKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

[TechPB-Mike]

installed the detent backwards on an A5

"Why wont it shoot?!?!?!"

[Pb Mizzle3]

First after mike.

[kingJurzy]

XxJellyFilledxX, on 15 May 2012 - 09:25 AM, said:

The first time i played i told everyone at the deadbox that i had sleight of hand....

[bball]

wanted to get the paint out of my pinokio so i took it off the marker and pressed the tab. It worked real well - except I forgot to put something there to catch the paint as it came out. Also I had the insight that you can't stop the feed unless you either flip the hopper upside down (I also discovered that I had a speed feed on) or turn it off. Fortunately I didn't have too much paint in the hopper.

This post has been edited by bball: 15 May 2012 - 09:40 PM

[kingJurzy]

I didn't know what bunkering was, and then I got shot point blank and made a fuss about it

[wvupaintball]

bought a double finger trigger for my tippmann.