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TechpbMike > Chuck Norris Mike is the Chuck Norris of Paintball

#81 User is offline   pirhana92 

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 04:41 PM

wow, this is weird lol.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 05:01 PM

I think Chuck Norris got jealous of Techpb Mike, and tried to wreck the thread.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 05:07 PM

Chuck norris is now a u83r 1337 hacker
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 05:45 PM

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mr rice i was mearly pointing out a quote of you saying you dont know how it works/you cant prove it, but the quote was out of context and was about baceball, so i editd my post to show i didnt mean to insult your brand
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 05:52 PM

View PostJack Rice, on 20 August 2010 - 05:45 PM, said:

View Postchadders, on 20 August 2010 - 02:02 PM, said:

mr rice i was mearly pointing out a quote of you saying you dont know how it works/you cant prove it, but the quote was out of context and was about baceball, so i editd my post to show i didnt mean to insult your brand
Thank you


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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:32 PM

arg wtf must have been those two name changes mike did!

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What you NEED to do is mark your territory, Pee on/in the WHOLE school. I mean EVERYWHERE just SOAK IT.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 09:49 PM

Off the break, Superman does a Mike Phillips slide into the snake.
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 10:03 PM

Instead of 72 virgins suicide bombers get 72 chicks techpb mike has been with


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Posted 21 August 2010 - 08:25 AM

mike isnt bald, he just grew through his hair
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Posted 21 August 2010 - 09:04 AM

Mikes gun went down during a tourney once, so he started just throwing the paintballs at the other team. But he got pulled... He couldn't keep his arm under 15bps...
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Posted 21 August 2010 - 10:04 AM

Mike once threw a paintball which flew around the globe and collided with a second paintball that he threw in the opposite direction which subsequently caused the big bang which started the universe as we know it

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Mike once knuckle bumped Chuck Norris's third fist under the beard. Chuck Norris now has arthritis...

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When Mike gets hit by a paintball, it does not break, it shits itself...

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Posted 21 August 2010 - 12:24 PM

Techpb Mike whent to the virgin islands... now there just called the islands

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yea I kept seeing banner ads for asianbeaver.com until I cleared my cache

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Posted 21 August 2010 - 12:39 PM

Can you believe its not butter? Mike Phillips can
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Posted 23 August 2010 - 10:21 PM

Mike speaks French in Russian.
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 09:14 AM

Mike would use a trash bag as a condom but its still underboring
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 09:59 AM

I would say that monsterballs are made out of mike's dead skin and tears, but mike has no tears, he just sweats out of his eyes.
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 12:47 PM

Mike doesn't sweet spot his autococker. he sweet spots physics instead
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Posted 24 August 2010 - 06:21 PM

Mike doesn't chrono his guns, he either slows or speeds time to make it acceptable.
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Posted 04 September 2010 - 06:35 PM

View PostMantown Mayor, on 20 August 2010 - 01:09 AM, said:

Mike took one look at Jen the first time they met.

She was impregnated with twins immediately.

no man thats just not right

aj619, on 20 August 2010 - 02:19 PM, said:

jesus can walk on water but tech-pb mike can swim through land

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Posted 04 September 2010 - 08:28 PM

first after necropost!
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