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How do you get a clown off of a swing?
you shoot him with an axe
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:44 AM
Now you all know, we all love anti-jokes so lets make some up that revolve around paintball!
How do you get a clown off of a swing?
you shoot him with an axe
How do you get a clown off of a swing?
you shoot him with an axe
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:47 AM
That made no sense, sorry.
Antonious, on 23 December 2011 - 04:37 PM, said:
Using a gun that's been hardly maintained and tossed from person to person more than a village whore is hardly a fair way to compare the marker.
My Gearbag Sale!
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:52 AM
At a party a guy tells a girl "I want to show you something in my room"
Girl says "sorry I'm not interested in your mini"
Girl says "sorry I'm not interested in your mini"
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 06:53 AM
Why did the player dive into the snake?
Because he was taking tactical cover behind an inflatable tube so he wouldin't get hit bu flying balls of paint.
Because he was taking tactical cover behind an inflatable tube so he wouldin't get hit bu flying balls of paint.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 06:59 AM
TheHunterPreist, on 18 January 2013 - 06:53 AM, said:
Why did the player dive into the snake?
Because he was taking tactical cover behind an inflatable tube so he wouldin't get hit bu flying balls of paint.
Because he was taking tactical cover behind an inflatable tube so he wouldin't get hit bu flying balls of paint.
dude im trying to laugh but it hard
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 07:33 AM
SCHULER, on 18 January 2013 - 06:59 AM, said:
TheHunterPreist, on 18 January 2013 - 06:53 AM, said:
Why did the player dive into the snake?
Because he was taking tactical cover behind an inflatable tube so he wouldin't get hit bu flying balls of paint.
Because he was taking tactical cover behind an inflatable tube so he wouldin't get hit bu flying balls of paint.
dude im trying to laugh but it hard
If you had an apple with a staw n you poked the apple though wit it and a pebble hadnt dropped through itd stop straw inside the apple because gravity cant apple
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 08:09 AM
A person lifted his mask
He died
He died
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 09:35 AM
A man goes to a pro-shop. He has a custom anodized G6r. He walks up to the shop owner and says "Ask me about my gun". Unfortunately the owner does not hear him, because he went deaf in one ear as a child. He goes and serves another customer. When he comes back to the man with the G6r, the man purchases some paint. He forgets what he was going to say about the G6r.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 09:38 AM
A guy went to play paintball one Saturday,
He had fun.
He had fun.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 07:12 PM
What hurts more than getting shot by a paintball?
Getting your fingers and toes amputated using a piece of dental floss drenched in rubbing alcohol.
Getting your fingers and toes amputated using a piece of dental floss drenched in rubbing alcohol.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 07:18 PM
This isn't working out like I thought it would.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 07:25 PM
I stopped playing paintball now I have money
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Stop worrying about how you look, and start worrying about how you play. Get out on the field and play paintball the best you can, not stand at home in front of a mirror trying to figure out if your jersey matches your eyes.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 07:47 PM
PREDATOR 47, on 18 January 2013 - 07:18 PM, said:
This isn't working out like I thought it would.
actually i think its working pretty good. Some of them aren't so good but i like the first one and mad snipes
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 08:02 PM
man dives into snake
gets eaten
gets eaten
Signs of Addiction to Paintball:
If you see a spyder, squish it.
- You walk anything you can get your fingers on
- Its the only thing you can talk about
- You spend more money on paintball than your girlfriend
- You dont own a car but have an $1000+ marker
If you see a spyder, squish it.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 08:10 PM
Hey girl, wanna see my Stiffi?
Its in my gearbag next to my wallet.
Its in my gearbag next to my wallet.
Panda Man, on 14 April 2013 - 12:26 AM, said:
^Sad part is, your little... Disruptive Barrels are the quietest beating out a Lucky one by .02 Decibels. :P
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 08:35 PM
You'll NEVER guess what I did this weekend at the field!
Slammed my balls into another dude's face.
Slammed my balls into another dude's face.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 09:17 PM
I having difficulty stroking, can you give it a try?
Decided to shoot APX from now on and a woman she liked my blue balls.
I got barrel tagged from behind.
Decided to shoot APX from now on and a woman she liked my blue balls.
I got barrel tagged from behind.
Irish725, on 02 January 2013 - 04:23 PM, said:
You can't love yourself too much, until you start chafing, them's the rules.
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Posted 18 January 2013 - 11:11 PM
sonicx059, on 18 January 2013 - 09:17 PM, said:
I having difficulty stroking, can you give it a try?
Decided to shoot APX from now on and a woman she liked my blue balls.
I got barrel tagged from behind.
Decided to shoot APX from now on and a woman she liked my blue balls.
I got barrel tagged from behind.
no bad
