[TinyBear]

My Sister and I were playing recball at local indoor feild. We started early and there were only two other players at that time, two younger kids. So to keep things fair my sis and i played on opposite teams with one of the kids each.


I was shooting my Empire Trracer Pump at the time and my sister was shooting a Flatlined A5 with RT trigger. Well i was gunning for my sister as we had a bit of a bet going on that game. But knowing i had a range and fire power disadvantage i was trying to get up close. All was going good i moved up pretty quick placing my shots well pushing her in cover and moving. I got up to this building that she was in and i swung around the corner she was in the door way. I surprised her enuff that i was able to fire off two rounds (LOVE AUTO TRIGGER) before she fired back in shock. I called myself out as her shot was placed dead smack in my chest but she did not call herself out to my shock. I told her i fired two shots i COULD NOT have missed. But looking her over there were no breaks so i walked offed miffed at my loss of the bet and that paint could possibly bounce at a range of like 6ft.

Shortly latter my sister met me in the dead box still not a mark on her. I asked her why she looked at me laughed and said i had not missed afterall nore had any bounces. When i came around the corner her gun was down both my shots went threw the speed feed of her hopper and busted up a BUNCH of the paint in her hopper. She did not realise till a couple shots latter her gun just started chopping like mad and she looked over her gun.

It was hilariouse and i was stoked that i won the bet, BUT damn that was a mess took me forever to clean that up. for rest of the day my sister was shooting my A5 cause her Cyclone was a mess and even the bolt was gummed up a bunch.

[bassfisher]

Not to me, but there is this one kid that always seems to get shot in all the worst places. In one day he got shot in the nuts, the armpit, and the big toe

[Kikkia]

There bots are annoying. How do you report a post on mobile?

Also I was playing a one v two with some friends who were better than me, we had an epic battle lasting about 5 minutes when I shot one out. So it became a one on one. I took about 5-10 bounces of my pants. And I still lost.

[PREDATOR 47]

I've got a couple. The first one was when this other guy challenged me to a 1v1. I'm not big on 1v1's but I was like whatever I'll play. We got into a snap shooting battle and I snapped out and shot two shots. He called a paint check and the ref found that one of my shots went down his barrel and one broke on the barrel tip. he was shooting when it happened so his barrel was filled with paint.

The other one was at the end of a woodsball match the refs called ten seconds left in the middle of me and this one guy in a gun fight. At about 4 or 5 seconds, I dunno, we both popped out and emptied our hoppers at each other, but all of our paint either collided in midair or ricocheted of the other paint and neither of us were hit, during 5 seconds of shooting maybe 10 yards from each other.

[WiscoBaller]

we were practicing on the chicago PSP layout from this year this weekend, and my teammate ran from the dorito command center to god, came around to bunker out snake, his G6r feedneck came off, along with his hopper, he screamed like a little girl and the snake player shot him out.

This post has been edited by WiscoBaller: 26 November 2012 - 11:25 AM

[Corey Benson]

Playing woodsball at a local field, hooked up with a bunch of really gung-ho army types. They're being super aggressive and getting shot out quickly in every game, but having a ball and never complaining. So, it's getting towards the end of the day, and we're attacking up a hill. I'm doing my typical spray-n-pray to hold folks down while the people I'm with go after them. We realize we've wiped out most of the opposition in front of us, and head the rest of the way up the hill.

Everything is going swimmingly, and I'm behind the group (I'm an old fat guy, so this is where I usually end up). They're rushing loudly forward, and I pause to take a look around. Nope! Nothing to see here!

Step out from behind the tree I'm using for cover, move two steps forward, and I hear POP! SPLAT! and feel a sting on the inside of my left leg.

Where the F did that come from?

I put my hand in the air, yell "Out!" and this little guy stands up and says "That was my LAST paintball! I'm so glad I got you! All your buddies ran by me too fast to see me, and I was afraid you were going to unload your gun on me when I could defend myself!"

I started laughing, gave him a high-5 and we walked back to the deadbox together laughing about it! Great shot, from a Rental 98!

Corey

[asthmaticrhino]

It was new years day, I'm with my swim team, and I'm the only one who paintballs on it. I decide to use a renter. To let my older brother feel badass, I let him use my spider e-Mr1 (little does he know It chops more than Gordan Ramsey). It's headshots only capture the flag, 17 on 17 on the nppl field. I figured no one would be able to hit my head, so at the beginning I put my gun down and said "fuck it". Horn blows, I sprint like a bat out of hell. The minute I pass halfway, I hear the sound of 16 Tillman 98s and one spider emr1. I'm getting hit from all over the place. By some miracle, I slide into the box with the flag, and my flexes nearly come off. I only keep them on cuz I was covering my ear. People are still shooting me (I was on my knees) and it took the reffs all their energy to compose themselves and stop the game. Afterwards I looked like a cheetah. The refs comes up to me after the game and says "god Damn man. You are insane. I play d3 and I wouldn't do that in a million years" that was probably the best day In my paintballing days so far

[woodsballer414]

During practice it was a 2v3 with me in dorito and my bud in snake, well I owed my friend on the other team a bunker so I decide now would be a good time to say fuck it. I run down the tape and we trade off. I got shot 4 times and they all bounced. I looked at him and said see anything? He just said thats fucked up and walks off field. Well my run took me past the other two players on his team so I just walk up behind one and tap her on the shoulder to tell her I'm on the other team and she's out then I get in her bunker and talk to the last guy for a bit before he remembers, derp there was a girl there, derp he's not wearing our jersey, derp. Then I shoot him in the pack and we all die laughing.

[sonicx059]

It was 4 versus 2 and my team had the numbers. The last two people on the opposite team were hiding behind a bunker at their 30 and my team was all at the 50. I shot the last two people but they didn't call themselves out. My first thought was darn these bouncing balls so I kept shooting.

At the end of the game I saw that all my balls broke but they didn't know they were out when the balls broke. Apparently they missed that part of the briefing...

[elraido]

Shot my wifes ex boyfriend in the junk with her bright metallic purple gun......

[TechPB-Mike]

slid into a bunker at Miami Rage, which was on artificial turf

felt a sharp pain in my hand, ended up being a 3" long piece of metal that went through my glove and into the soft part of my palm

didn't feel good when I slid it out, bled pretty good too

[bigx]

0_0 Ever figure out what it was or where it came from?^

[ContractKiller11]

TechPB-Mike, on 03 December 2012 - 05:47 PM, said:

slid into a bunker at Miami Rage, which was on artificial turf

felt a sharp pain in my hand, ended up being a 3" long piece of metal that went through my glove and into the soft part of my palm

didn't feel good when I slid it out, bled pretty good too

I cringe, now you make me not want to play lol