[crzywhiteman01]

cockerpunk, on Feb 26 2009, 03:17 PM, said:

when you pick up a semi, and instantly grab for the pump handle, only to be confused when there isn't one.

this like when you drive a auto car when you have been driving stick for ever. "No where did that damn clutch go? oh yeah there is none!" T-T

When you are choosing players for a walk on game and you say 3 pumps vs 5 semis and say "that seems fair."
and you win.

"LOL I love the look on there faces of like what just happened and then they say how they had problems with there marker or some crap like that." I PUMP

[SnakeCharmer]

When you remember every shot you took in the last game.

[Sigma Sparda]

When you giggle at the thought of semi players trying to make a loader for First Strike rounds.

[bampaintball1]

Cgballer, on Mar 1 2009, 09:28 PM, said:

when you tell the semis that their guns are brocken because they are missing a pump

when your girlfriend says shes going to buy a pair of pumps and you say wait for the new ccm ones. this happened today and i felt like an idiot

thats like the saying "you know you're addicted to paintball when someone passes out on the field and someone screams does he have a pulse and you say no he has a vlocity"

[The-Phantom]

bampaintball1, on Mar 3 2009, 09:16 PM, said:

thats like the saying "you know you're addicted to paintball when someone passes out on the field and someone screams does he have a pulse and you say no he has a vlocity"

that may be an old joke but i have never heard it honestly and the only responsible way i can respond is as follows

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUCKING AWESOME

[primal1]

When you don't believe in auto-trigger, because that's too fast for you.
When you bring your friend to the field for the first time and let him use your old electro so you can pump.
When you buy an old pump marker and put a piece of wood in the handle so you can show off your awesome new board to the electro players. (done it before)
When you make wooden grips for your pumps because you want them to be even more "old school." (working on it)
When you spend the entirety of your study hall trying to think of something witty to say on this forum.
When you can't find an SC conversion kit for your pump, so you make one out of plumbing parts.
When you go to a paintball field with no paint, then just stand out in the open so the guys on the other side will try to longball, then pick up their paint(which is merrily bouncing past you), wipe off any dirt, and longball them with it.

[dcue]

When you put a pump kit on your ego and dm

[Sigma Sparda]

When you don't have to worry about turning the ROF setting up to turn the suck setting down.

[Devon]

primal1, on Mar 4 2009, 05:04 PM, said:

When you don't believe in auto-trigger, because that's too fast for you.
When you bring your friend to the field for the first time and let him use your old electro so you can pump.
When you buy an old pump marker and put a piece of wood in the handle so you can show off your awesome new board to the electro players. (done it before)
When you make wooden grips for your pumps because you want them to be even more "old school." (working on it)
When you spend the entirety of your study hall trying to think of something witty to say on this forum.
When you can't find an SC conversion kit for your pump, so you make one out of plumbing parts.
When you go to a paintball field with no paint, then just stand out in the open so the guys on the other side will try to longball, then pick up their paint(which is merrily bouncing past you), wipe off any dirt, and longball them with it.

lol

[bampaintball1]

The-Phantom, on Mar 3 2009, 09:00 PM, said:

bampaintball1, on Mar 3 2009, 09:16 PM, said:

thats like the saying "you know you're addicted to paintball when someone passes out on the field and someone screams does he have a pulse and you say no he has a vlocity"

that may be an old joke but i have never heard it honestly and the only responsible way i can respond is as follows

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUCKING AWESOME

that going in my sig

[brycelarson]

[quote name='Leafy' date='Feb 28 2009, 11:43 PM' post='205800']
when you double loaded a ball on accident and it turned out well, splitting off in 2 directions and hitting 2 separate people

I got a double goggle shot playing speedball indoors. I slid into the stand up at the 40 and while making the slide I felt my pump handle catch a bit - I took a quick look out the right side of the bunker to spot their back corner. he was coming over the top of the bunker - so I poped out, aimed high and dropped two ball right over the top of the bunker. then I saw a gun stick up - one ball right in front of each eye. made me giggle a bit.

you know that pumping is in your blood when you can ID pretty much any brass, pump or custom gun - but have couldn't pick an 08/09 whatever electro out of a lineup.

...you feel bad anytime you make a trade - if the gun you're getting is a pump and the one you're giving away isn't - for the other guy

...eye holes make you cry a little inside

[ASKALASKA]

When you have empty 12ies around your house in places you have never expect(bath room)

When you show up at your field and when you buy you bag of paint and the guy says "only one bag!?" and you show him your nifty phantom

When the Noobs are your field are pointing at your joyride and saying " Hey look at those mini pods" and "Look at that scope on top of that gun!" And I'm like "I dont own a scope"

When a guy shows up at your field with an 09' ego and you are like "The made an 09'? I thought they stopped in 06' "

This post has been edited by ASKALASKA: 05 March 2009 - 09:44 PM

[Toriphilewill]

....When a case of paint lasts months....

[SpeedyGonzales73]

Pump guns are like potato chips, you cant just have one

anyways
when you make your own 50 round pods with your old 140 round pods.
when you constantly dissasemble your pump completly and put it back together faster than the time it took you to take it apart.
when you spend study hall thinking about ridiculosly (cant spell) impossible manuvers and you try them anyways.
when you make a list like above and you haven't even played pump yet! (me, I just got my pumps a few months ago and I am waiting for my local field to open again)

[The-Phantom]

When you don't reload during a game
When half of the opposing team has to pull out a rag in the dead box to wipe off there gogs
When you borrow a friends single pod it lasts you the whole day and you return it half full
When you know more about your gun then the field airsmith (gunfixer guy)
When you dream about paintball you are using a pump
When you realize that your not at a disadvantage
When every one at your field are convinced pumps are more accurate, "they've got to be!"
When after the game you here, the phrase "i didn't see that coming"
When your asked "do you miss?"
When the guy with the sl8r says "i want that gun" pointing at your phantom

this ones not mine some one said it a while ago it might be in this thread

when some one asks hey you sure you wanna use that pump, i got an ion in the car you can borrow so it's more fair for you, and you respond saying no it's okay i have a dm8 in my trunk but i feel like dominating this game so i'll use this instead.

[SpeedyGonzales73]

"when some one asks hey you sure you wanna use that pump, i got an ion in the car you can borrow so it's more fair for you, and you respond saying no it's okay i have a dm8 in my trunk but i feel like dominating this game so i'll use this instead."

lmfao

[old_school_player]

When you buy a mechanical semi, convert it to a pump, trade that pump for an electro, brake the electro, build a mechanical and then trade it for another pump. Almost completed the cycle, looking for another semi; hope to pick up an S6 or Phanny, soon.

EDIT: When you argue with the guy with the shocker/mag (depends on who's there) that closed bolts AREN'T more accurate. C_C

This post has been edited by old_school_player: 06 March 2009 - 06:44 PM

[bampaintball1]

primal1, on Mar 4 2009, 06:04 PM, said:

When you don't believe in auto-trigger, because that's too fast for you.
When you bring your friend to the field for the first time and let him use your old electro so you can pump.
When you buy an old pump marker and put a piece of wood in the handle so you can show off your awesome new board to the electro players. (done it before)
When you make wooden grips for your pumps because you want them to be even more "old school." (working on it)
When you spend the entirety of your study hall trying to think of something witty to say on this forum.
When you can't find an SC conversion kit for your pump, so you make one out of plumbing parts.
When you go to a paintball field with no paint, then just stand out in the open so the guys on the other side will try to longball, then pick up their paint(which is merrily bouncing past you), wipe off any dirt, and longball them with it.

me too

[Fidel Cashflo]

When you dont own an electronic feeder...
When you dont bring more than a bag of paint to the field....

[dm5paintball]

your sniperII looks like mine... lol

This post has been edited by dm5paintball: 12 March 2009 - 08:07 PM