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Tell me your paintball FML

#81 TeH SpooZeR

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 08:29 PM

I got bonus balled. By a guy with a pump.

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#82 DirtPoorBaller

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 09:06 PM

My friend shoots me in the foot point blank. I bend down to wipe the paint off. He then shoots 3 balls into my back while im bent over..........I'm starting to think it wasn't an accident.

Wolfwood, on Oct 30 2010, 09:43 PM, said:

"Shut up! i tripped and a root gave me surprise buttsecks/hit me in the daddy zone."

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#83 link10983

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 12:17 AM

My first FML would of had to be when I ran across the scenario field and slid into a bunker and didn't realize that my barrel had went into the dirt so I then pop up and start to walk my trigger only to see pink fill jam up and leak out of the holes in the barrel, and I only had my pull through barrel squeegee and that no one on my team had a dual headed squeegee for me to use, then I run out of air...On the last mission.

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#84 Calculus Master

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 05:31 PM

I was playing 5 on 5 airball, and my retarded team got shot out without taking anyone with them. The ensuing 5 on 1 did not end well, with me getting bunkered and the welts from where I got hit still being sore 3 days after it happened.

#85 Distortion_UK

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 07:06 PM

ripping your new jersey in the first game.

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#86 Kin

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 07:45 PM

Getting to the field realizing the only thing that was in my gear bag for some reason was my marker and toolkit. Had to rent a tank and hopper that day. :rolleyes:

cockerpunk, on 13 January 2011 - 10:24 AM, said:

i dont shoot them, i greet them in the nude and invite them into my house to talk about jesus.

#87 nickydp33

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 07:59 PM

playing stock class with a 2nd degree high ankle sprain.

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#88 ninjamaster

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 08:56 PM

Guess What? Airball game... 1 0n 1 situation and i go to bunker this dude who doesnt even know im there..... and get thrown 5 yards! turns out he just started running from his dorito to the snake..... and he puts a shoulder down and mauls me

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 10:02 PM

Playing rec game at shitty local field, Off the break i run and shoot and put around 30-40 in my barrel sock. <_<

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#90 Omnipotent4ever

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 10:03 PM

I was at supergame and my gun stops working the retard tech says it needs a valve job for it to keep working. I just neeeded to turn the reg down

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#91 True Colours

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 10:04 PM

Omnipotent4ever, on 10 November 2010 - 10:03 PM, said:

I was at supergame and my gun stops working the retard tech says it needs a valve job for it to keep working. I just neeeded to turn the reg down

Then this kid uses my ion too hell, And i got too deal with the aftermath.

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#92 COMBAT12B

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 12:58 AM

TeH SpooZeR, on 09 November 2010 - 08:29 PM, said:

I got bonus balled. By a guy with a pump.

This is going into my SIG....LOL

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TeH SpooZeR, on 09 November 2010 - 08:29 PM, said:

I got bonus balled. By a guy with a pump.

#93 onealhart54

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 07:41 PM

COMBAT12B, on 12 November 2010 - 12:58 AM, said:

TeH SpooZeR, on 09 November 2010 - 08:29 PM, said:

I got bonus balled. By a guy with a pump.

This is going into my SIG....LOL

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#94 J. Thompson #5150

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Posted 13 November 2010 - 02:32 PM

Our indoor field has a plywoood floor and fine sawdust - it's like a powder - for traction. The owner's budget just doesn't allow for turf.

Ran from the dorito side 30, cross-field to the snake side. Baseball slide into the back of the snake side 50, put my arm out to brace myself, but came down a little too hard and ended up with a grade 2 wrist sprain and fractured scaphoid, which put my hand and arm in an immobilizer for almost nine weeks.

On the same field I slipped on a slick spot on the field when I tried to stop suddenly from a full sprint, landed square on my ass, and laid there unable to move. Literally laid on the field, couldn't feel anything but tingling and extreme pain in my lower back and legs. Obviously came down hard because the lids on two of my pods were busted and ther was a lot of broken paint. My teammates helped me off the field, went to the hospital that afternoon. X-rays showed a sacral fracture and dislocated coccyx. Easily the most painful thing I've ever experienced and even a year later I still can't sit for more than a couple hours before it starts to hurt like hell.

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#95 sportcrazy23

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 03:43 PM

i was running up to bunker my friend who's on the other team in a senario and he's got by bro fully auto x7 and turns around just in time to see me trip and face plant and to shoot me with at least 50 balls
i had a bruise on my face for next three day i had a date the next day. FML

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I'm Grizz.

Ummm...you are?
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#96 DirtPoorBaller

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 08:07 PM

I get bonus balled, 20 balls into my chest and 3 in my neck, i fall cuz the guy was like 5 feet away, and i end up breaking a wrist, my hopper, and almost my gun. The ref tells me i need to be more clear when i say im out...I tell him that its kinda hard when u get hit in the throat and the dude puts another 20 balls into ur chest...

This post has been edited by DirtPoorBaller: 14 November 2010 - 08:12 PM

Wolfwood, on Oct 30 2010, 09:43 PM, said:

"Shut up! i tripped and a root gave me surprise buttsecks/hit me in the daddy zone."

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#97 People4Paintball

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 08:42 PM

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 11:15 PM

People4Paintball, on 14 November 2010 - 08:42 PM, said:

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that happened to some kids geo at my field...pe replaced it for him since it was under warrenty...but that sux

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#99 littlepb

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Posted 14 November 2010 - 11:17 PM

my brother takes my new autoocker sr and doesnt tell me so when i get there i open my gear bag and what do u know its not there so i went and rented a vibe at my field freakin slide into the snake gun freakin breaks i take it to the place where i got it they say they just rented there last one and i didnt want to use a tippy so im using my t8 for a hole day FML

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#100 True Colours

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Posted 25 November 2010 - 07:45 PM

Got a new one, Last sunday i decide too go play at this new field called the "Swamp", It was raining slush and was 30* degrees out, DXS field was cracking from ankle hight.
Stupid me decided too buy DXS gold that day, before i used the gold i used up the last of my field. Everyshot would break through a pump gun...
Then i broke the my last pod of field is was like a slushy, I gave it away.

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