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NOOB ENCOUNTERS!!! funny stories of noobs! tell urs here!

#1 User is offline   quazeyman 

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  Posted 04 October 2008 - 11:29 PM

ok im starting this for some good laughs for all those little noobs that u meet at fields that think their all that, yet suck or humiliate themselves. SHARE YOUR STORY!!! :D GO BRASS EAGLE!!!
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 11:31 PM

This one time, I met this complete noob named quazeyman who had this crazy story about how he was going to make a thread about noobs on techpb.

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Posted 04 October 2008 - 11:33 PM

here my funny noob story......i was at my local field and there was some randome kid there with spyder sonix who was talking smack to all of us (who had been playing there all year and then some) because his buddy had an 08 ego. now. he had borrowd my vlocity hopper cuz "he could shoot way faster and not shop" if he used it....so i said ok bro its yours.....he forgot to turn it on. i was in the snake. and i didnt even c him coming....when i did i though SHIT the noob is gonna pown me....he forgot to turn the loader on and shot NOTHING BUT AIR. so i just turned to him and shot his leg (cuz he had pads on and i didnt wanna hurt him) i lol'd so hard i got my face lit up cuz i was litleraly on the ground laughing
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 11:34 PM

one noob tried and did very well, now he plays with me every time I go...

funny right?...
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Posted 04 October 2008 - 11:34 PM

View PostBuffaloPBownz, on Oct 4 2008, 11:33 PM, said:

here my funny noob story......i was at my local field and there was some randome kid there with spyder sonix who was talking smack to all of us (who had been playing there all year and then some) because his buddy had an 08 ego. now. he had borrowd my vlocity hopper cuz "he could shoot way faster and not shop" if he used it....so i said ok bro its yours.....he forgot to turn it on. i was in the snake. and i didnt even c him coming....when i did i though SHIT the noob is gonna pown me....he forgot to turn the loader on and shot NOTHING BUT AIR. so i just turned to him and shot his leg (cuz he had pads on and i didnt wanna hurt him) i lol'd so hard i got my face lit up cuz i was litleraly on the ground laughing


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Posted 05 October 2008 - 02:09 AM

One time there was this NOOOOOOB that played at this field in GA.

His wife was attending a private college (26k a year) and he was just an E-3 in the military so he bought an Ion (Oh Noes!!!!)

He started playing paintball and eventually used his stock Ion (with a pepperstick) in a bunch of CFOA x-ball games.

Some LEetzor haxors paintball pros at the field ( you know they shoot pmrs and minis) mocked him

But alot of other players helped him learn.....and get better, stronger, faster.

He practiced really hard and worked out, and played as much as possible.

Then he moved to Nashville TN, bought an 06 ego....moderated some forums and played some more paintball.

Now he is a moderator for TechPB.......

Oh.....he likes candy apples.......

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Posted 05 October 2008 - 08:50 AM

View PostJaldrich, on Oct 5 2008, 03:09 AM, said:

One time there was this NOOOOOOB that played at this field in GA.

His wife was attending a private college (26k a year) and he was just an E-3 in the military so he bought an Ion (Oh Noes!!!!)

He started playing paintball and eventually used his stock Ion (with a pepperstick) in a bunch of CFOA x-ball games.

Some LEetzor haxors paintball pros at the field ( you know they shoot pmrs and minis) mocked him

But alot of other players helped him learn.....and get better, stronger, faster.

He practiced really hard and worked out, and played as much as possible.

Then he moved to Nashville TN, bought an 06 ego....moderated some forums and played some more paintball.

Now he is a moderator for TechPB.......

Oh.....he likes candy apples.......


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Posted 05 October 2008 - 09:15 AM

At my local fleid, a kid didnt wanna get hit, so he started blindfiring and hit the ref atleast 50 times

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Posted 06 October 2008 - 12:02 PM

well i was on a paunter day
playing woodsball
and this guy was shooting at me
and he missed and it hit the marshal behind me in the nuts
we stopped the game for like 20 minutes waiting for himt o get up again

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Posted 06 October 2008 - 01:39 PM

you know, i have always wanted to close these threads when they pop up on PBN. IMO it is simply circumventing the flaming rules and ripping on poeple anonymously rather than specifically to there face.

i think they are unbecoming of techPB and a huge thing that mike talks about hurting our sport - unwelcoming to new players.

closed until we decide otherwise.
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