[NZ.Joel]

Welcome to TechPB's very own rhyming club, It's a beast!
A club where you can post what ever you want as long as it rhymes, or has assonance at least.
So please come one, come all,
As this club revives from it's fall.

Like most things in life, this club has some rules.
No excessive swearing or you will look like fools.
You obviously have to rhyme, or use assonance it is not the time.

Please talk about what ever you want,
But if you don't rhyme, I have some ghosts just looking to haunt.

Here is your members list, if you keep posting you will be knocked off with my fist!
ShadowZero the returning hero.
K.YO, is in faster then you can throw.
bulldogs7, I hope this club will be your little piece of heaven.
ExtremeFacePainter, I am sure you will make a good icecream container... (best I have).
sullid03, will you marry me?
Baux18,please, while you are in this club, no mating
-Dublin- Screw sullid, will you be my husband?
Dannyboy 678, for reviving this club, you are a true mate.
Welcome atlpaintball24, come inside, I'll even hold the door.

This post has been edited by NZ.Joel: 23 December 2011 - 11:46 PM

[Sgt Moose]

May I join? I haven't a coin.

[Steephill]

This club is so win it makes me grin.

[NZ.Joel]

Steephill, on 21 January 2011 - 03:12 PM, said:

This club is so win it makes me grin.

So do you want in?

[MZinCamo]

As I drink some gin, I think I'll be in.

[NZ.Joel]

Welcome welcome,
I'm glad you too joined!
I sincerely hope your cars don't get coined!

[MZinCamo]

I'm glad I have joined, I too do not want to be coined!
Tah tah for now, I depart with a bow.

[NZ.Joel]

But how will you depart with a bow,
We are online, you deserve a fine,
For the lies you have told, they are getting old

[ShadowZero]

As long as you don't kick me in the shin
I'm in

[JBaller]

Jballa is so much win that he is now in

[brokeballr14]

many people ryme win with in, but I shall commit no such sin. see, when "I wish to join" is said by me, I hope you take it undoubtably. On the council, I wish to stay, as I would have it no other way. So now I shall hope and pray, that you should see this post today.

[NZ.Joel]

brokeballr14, on 24 January 2011 - 12:25 AM, said:

many people ryme win with in, but I shall commit no such sin. see, when "I wish to join" is said by me, I hope you take it undoubtably. On the council, I wish to stay, as I would have it no other way. So now I shall hope and pray, that you should see this post today.

Oh wow, a council.
I dont know how,
I never thought of that until now.
Perhaps if we get more members,
You will be in the newly formed council as fast as fire embers.

This post has been edited by NZ.Joel: 24 January 2011 - 02:19 AM

[brokeballr14]

I thank you kind sir, for your words do mean much. I will wait patiently as you take techpb in your clutch. I'm sure this club will grow, maybe even fifty times more! It seems we'll both have to wait for what's in store. and I don't mean walmart or target, or even best buy! I mean wait for a wordsmith so clever, so noble...I found him, it is I!!!

[NZ.Joel]

You have talent, I will not lie. Remember the limit is past the sky, but please remember, don't become *that* guy.
I'm sure you wont, it was just warning, cause that guy always becomes annoying
Lets hope the club becomes something, I promise will not end up abandoning.

[ShadowZero]

And if you abandon us, we shall vote to see who then drives the bus.

[MZinCamo]

But don't make a fuss, about the bus!

For this bus has magical lights, that glow on bright days and on dark nights!

[NZ.Joel]

Oh this metaphorical bus sounds rather nice!
It even sounds better then rice,
that wasn't the best rhyme but it will suffice.
Btw I quite like mice..

[brokeballr14]

mice? ew, I don't like mice.
they don't really seem very nice.
although they're fun when you find them more than twice,
yes, I imply when you find them thrice.

see, I won't be slick and slimy like a mouse
I will show respect when in your house
*that* guy will most certainly not be me
because I show kindness and sincerity.

so don't you worry, or fret, or stray
from the road, on which you drive this "bus"
as I'm not bad, although it may seem that way
when in my rymes, I fucking cuss.

This post has been edited by brokeballr14: 24 January 2011 - 08:25 PM

[JBaller]

Man I love ballin
I know Im not trippin
I better not start fallin
I betta not catch you slippin

[tippmannr]

EDIT: NM, rhyme is too good.

This post has been edited by tippmannr: 24 January 2011 - 08:35 PM