WTF DREAM GAME

#21 MoistTwinkie

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 10:43 AM

6/10

Last night I had a dream where me and some other random people I didnt know were getting out of the city because of a flood or something, so we walk up this hill to a big house. We were talking about what were we going to do when some guy and his family pull up in a VW beetle and park it between a bunch of metal poles that are stuck in the ground. We go inside the house and we're just chilling and talking and this huge ass spider crawls down the wall. Everyones freaking out and i grab a chair and yell "BACK TO HELL, SATAN-SPAWN" while trying to kill it. Every time i hit it it gets bigger and bigger, then it morphs into like a bear/tiger creature and chases me around the house. I was screaming "GET OUT GET OUT" and then i hear "THE CAR IS STUCK!" and ran up the stairs into the bathroom, which the bear/tiger pushes open the door, and smiling, takes a picture of me. When the camera flashed i woke up in an alternate universe, in the same house, but everyone was the bear/tiger things and i was the only human

#22 The Bacon Man

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:20 AM

7/10, impressive.

Last night I had a dream I was taking a shit, and somehow there were no walls or anything. So I was shitting on a toilet in the middle of an open field.

TechPB-Mike, on 20 January 2012 - 07:28 PM, said:

let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)

#23 iKickYellow

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 02:22 PM

6/10 I get that sometimes but with piss when i was younger. I would piss and then wake up and my pants were warm :rolleyes:

#24 Red Infinity

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 02:53 PM

Tmi...

RAWR?

#25 iKickYellow

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:14 AM

Is that a bad thing? Its totally natural...

#26 Bravotv

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 01:09 AM

1/10

When i was small, i had a dream of me going to this underground mall with my mom and a friend. We where descending down this escalator and it was my turn to step on it.
Suddenly the escalator turned into a giant arm and i was in the hand, the hand grabbed me and started flailing me around for a few miserable minutes while everyone in the mall was looking at me with little regard. After a seeming eternity, the giant hand throws me into this some room filled with P.O. Boxes. In that room there was my mom and i called out to her, she turns into a mouse and runs away. After a second i wake up screaming. :dodgy:

TechPB-Mike, on 23 September 2011 - 10:01 AM, said:

Viagra, lubricant, and pornographic movies? If that package arrived at my house, I'd be calling a babysitter and making reservations at the Marriott

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#27 The Bacon Man

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 01:15 AM

6/10

Once I had a dream...

That one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of it's creed.

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

....

Don't tell me you didn't see it coming.

TechPB-Mike, on 20 January 2012 - 07:28 PM, said:

let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)

#28 Hudson

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 02:49 AM

iKickYellow, on 15 August 2012 - 08:45 AM, said:

Just say your weirdest dream and rate the person above you on a 1-10 scale on how messed up it was!
I'll start us off, i was fucking my crush with a piece of toast..

2/10 for making me reply, but that is the best i'm going to be able to do.

I once had this dream that i was over at my crushes house. I was trying to make hints at him and what not, but he continued to munch down on his toast like nothing else mattered. This goes on for hours, and i eventually fall asleep. I wake up to what feels like a chimney sweeper brush entering me. It turns out that it was my crush fucking me with a piece of toast. Needless to say, that was the last time i ever went over to his house.

This post has been edited by Hudson: 17 August 2012 - 02:54 AM

-Hudson