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#1 User is offline   ThunderLights 

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 07:58 PM

Holy fucking jesus christ, stupid peice o shit man bitch fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


so this guy in my school, who me and my close friends are friends with (more so than me) and holy shit, this guy is soooo fucking pussy i wanna slap him. He has rich ass parents, he always has money to fucking blow, and for fucking sakes, he has a credit card when he is 14. so basically, he is fucking depressed all the time, and he says his life sucks and shit, and whines and is bitch, and he has the biggest spasms....


so why am i pissed at him? he treats me like shit when he has no right to, (im friendly) and makes me feel like im treating him like dirt, and acts all like why you hurt my feelings and shit. so basically, he just buys a pack of gum, and i politely and casually ask for a piece, and he is just like no. so im like okay okay, w/e then what does he do the NEXT FUCKING SECOND? he is like yo friend 2, taste this gum, its weird....


so i get pissed off at him, and ignore him basically for the rest of lunch. then he had like a depression meltdown after friend 3 spazzed at him because this dick face was being a huge dick and knocked him over and shit and i just ignored it. after school, we are all just chilling in the halls at school, and friend 4 has this poster thats rolled up(belongs to dick face) and is poking friend 2. so friend 2 knocks it down, dick face turns around, punches me in my arm, and is like what the fuck. then friend 4 was like oh no it wasen't him... so me being cheesed at this guy already, i get up in his face and i was like why the fuck did you think it was me you stupid piece of shit, my hands were in my pockets... and then i backed off. then he got this depressed look on his face and was like, okay now your swearing at me and walks to other friends....
i just ignored this bitch for the rest of the day, and im planning on to for a while, until he gets his act together because he is pissing me off, and i dont want to fuck his shit up.

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:07 PM

First
Option 1. Kill him
Option 2. Move to Norway
Option 3. Get new friends
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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:09 PM

View PostVaellis, on 18 October 2011 - 08:07 PM, said:

First
Option 1. Kill him
Option 2. Move to Norway
Option 3. Get new friends

lats! lol

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:10 PM

I say move to Norway.
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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:12 PM

-not needed- Steal his credit card? Curb stomp?

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:14 PM

Why can't anyone make rants about jogging anymore? I remember when I could come into this forum for a good chuckle and now its all like... this. Tears me up mang.

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Maybe start a Occupy Windhelm movement. Start piling up items outside the doors of the house. Those Occupy movements totally changed how banking and society interact so I'm sure it will work for you.

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:17 PM

SLICE HIS MOTHERFUCKING JUGULAR NOW BITCH

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:33 PM

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:38 PM

He didn't give you gum???
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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:40 PM

I heard Norwegian prisons are nice. That's a good enough reason to move there.

As for the gum thing, don't ask for gum.
When I have gum and people ask me for it I don't give it to them, instead I give it to the people who don't ask for it.

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:49 PM

Dude gum is to high school what cigarettes are to prisons.
9:25 PM [Morgan-Crp] If I had to piss, and there wasn't a toilet around, I wouldn't be like "Oh hey, a bowl of fruit loops, I'll piss in it" No. I would find a bush or something.
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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:54 PM

lol im happy i dont have to deal with those snotty rich kids, considering i dont know any lol

and if you are the leader of one of the leaders in your group then kick this dude out. he sounds like a total cock waffle.
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Well aware, he is a master of sarcasm, and I love me my Baux.

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 08:57 PM

I deal with snooty rich kids all fucking day, don't even get me started....
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Posted 18 October 2011 - 09:09 PM

Now I wanna move to Norway.

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 09:14 PM

View PostPeanutWing, on 18 October 2011 - 09:09 PM, said:

Now I wanna move to Norway.

Thanks TechPB


no you do not, that place is horrible.

when lats moves back here, it will basically be useless land.
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View PostEskimo, on 18 January 2012 - 12:19 AM, said:

Well aware, he is a master of sarcasm, and I love me my Baux.

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 09:19 PM

Is he whiny about his life specifically? Like, he doesn't have enough stuff or his parents don't give him anything?

Take a step back and just think for a minute. Is he really THAT bad, or are you overreacting? And maybe take a second to think of stuff behind scenes. He could have some major problems that you don't know about.

Based off this rant I'm going to say you probably overreacted.

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Because that's what we had when I was a kid
Dirt.
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Posted 18 October 2011 - 09:23 PM

View PostBaux18, on 18 October 2011 - 09:14 PM, said:

View PostPeanutWing, on 18 October 2011 - 09:09 PM, said:

Now I wanna move to Norway.

Thanks TechPB


no you do not, that place is horrible.

when lats moves back here, it will basically be useless land.

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 09:28 PM

View Postlarryjerry1, on 18 October 2011 - 09:19 PM, said:

Is he whiny about his life specifically? Like, he doesn't have enough stuff or his parents don't give him anything?

Take a step back and just think for a minute. Is he really THAT bad, or are you overreacting? And maybe take a second to think of stuff behind scenes. He could have some major problems that you don't know about.

Based off this rant I'm going to say you probably overreacted.

i am slightly, but then again, he is a piss off.

He knocked over one of my friends, over a 2 foot fence/baracade thing and while his legs and knees were hanging on it, he sat on it. and when my friend yelled at him to get off, he was like why? You dont even care..... Like FUCK. what the hell was that? and honestly, i do not see anything in his life that he has to be depressed about.

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Posted 18 October 2011 - 10:01 PM

I have a friend(A) who flipped a shit cause my friend(B) turned what he(A) had said into a Spongebob quote. He(A) was like "Shut up I am being fucking serious!"
9:25 PM [Morgan-Crp] If I had to piss, and there wasn't a toilet around, I wouldn't be like "Oh hey, a bowl of fruit loops, I'll piss in it" No. I would find a bush or something.
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Posted 18 October 2011 - 11:12 PM

View Postqwertyuiop, on 18 October 2011 - 08:49 PM, said:

Dude gum is to high school what cigarettes are to prisons.


shit, in my school its cigarettes.



Also let douche bags be douche bags and move on.

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