sleeping in the same bed as a woman or a dog

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sleeping in the same bed as a woman or a dog more of a PSA then a rant, but whatever

#1 cockerpunk

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:22 PM

ALWAYS a bad decision. the double whammy, sleeping in the same bed as both.

she/it will always take over the bed, forcing you into an ever smaller portion of the bed, and causing your day at work the next morning to suck horribly badly because your neck hurts whenever you move your head.

avoid at all costs.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:24 PM

Throw cats into that mix. Mine always seems to work her way into the center spot of the bed.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:32 PM

TacticlTwinkie, on 30 January 2013 - 02:24 PM, said:

Throw cats into that mix. Mine always seems to work her way into the center spot of the bed.

i just hate cats out of principle

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sticktodrum, on 19 November 2010 - 02:44 PM, said:

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 03:41 PM

Mark your territory by pissing on your half of the bed....

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 03:59 PM

OEFVeteran, on 30 January 2013 - 03:41 PM, said:

Mark your territory by pissing on your half of the bed....

Shit if you do that, you would probably end up getting the whole bed........

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:15 PM

OEFVeteran, on 30 January 2013 - 03:41 PM, said:

Mark your territory by pissing on your half of the bed....

no, i make sure she sleeps in the puddle :lol:

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sticktodrum, on 19 November 2010 - 02:44 PM, said:

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:53 PM

Get a bigger bed.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:11 PM

OEFVeteran, on 30 January 2013 - 03:41 PM, said:

Mark your territory by pissing on your half of the bed....

Fucking A* advice right here.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 08:25 PM

I'm surprised no one brought up shitting.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 09:28 PM

HAHAHAHAHA see i think ya doing it wrong getting a women in bed is not about sleeping lol. And as for the dog WTH it doing in the bed, I think ya got that doggy style idea all wrong

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All kidding aside my girl does the same thing. But i dont sleep much any ways so no biggy and when i do finally pass out i can do so laying on a floor so if i need to stretch out i hit the deck lol.

As for the dogs to hell with that they got there own beds and know damn well not to invade mine.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:24 AM

Never ever in your own bed. Always go to their place so you can leave when its convenient for you. I would expect you to know these basic rules...

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 05:56 AM

my ex-fiance had 3 cats (before one of them ran away/was eaten my a coyote)... and one of her cats liked to sleep with his ass in my face... it was quite rude... as for my ex... she would claim to have a dream where i did something bad, and she would start hitting me in her sleep... god was i glad to no longer have to share a bed with here... i was at a point where i was ready to get separate beds...

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 10:01 AM

OEFVeteran, on 31 January 2013 - 05:56 AM, said:

Bunk beds, Step Brothers style. So much more room for activities.

But there are two cats in my house, and they have learned to stay the fuck out of my room when I'm asleep. If they come in, anything within arm's reach of me is getting thrown at them.

Yes, I can hear cats enter when I'm asleep.

Yes, I keep various objects to throw at cats near my bedside.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:18 PM

TheGuy, on 30 January 2013 - 04:53 PM, said:

Get a bigger bed.

size of bed is irreverent, appeasement be damned

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sticktodrum, on 19 November 2010 - 02:44 PM, said:

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:19 PM

cockerpunk, on 31 January 2013 - 02:18 PM, said:

TheGuy, on 30 January 2013 - 04:53 PM, said:

Get a bigger bed.

size of bed is irreverent, appeasement be damned

Exactly. You can go get a bed the size of Texas, but in the end you will only have a spot big enough for half of your left ass cheek, if you're lucky.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:45 PM

your picking the wrong woman to sleep with. I generally get a surprise when I wake up every morning.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 03:54 PM

nickp, on 31 January 2013 - 03:45 PM, said:

your picking the wrong woman to sleep with. I generally get a surprise when I wake up every morning.

For me it's like a game of roulette.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 04:16 PM

I had a little Boston Terrier in high school. She would just curl up in the crook of my legs when I was sleeping.
Never bothered me at all.

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