[chekov]

i was working at an indoor field, and i was on the field for a few games before i went back to staging. there was a fat guy who slipped of break and did a 'tuck and roll' all the way from house to snake side corner shooting all the way there.

[Vaellis]

Some rental playing behind the deadbox

[ViP ASiAN]

Vaellis, on 21 March 2011 - 12:09 PM, said:

Some rental playing behind the deadbox

LOLWUT?! I laughed so hard for some reason xD

[The Kia-Ya]

ViP ASiAN, on 21 March 2011 - 10:41 PM, said:

Vaellis, on 21 March 2011 - 12:09 PM, said:

Some rental playing behind the deadbox

LOLWUT?! I laughed so hard for some reason xD

This happens all the time at my field. For some reason, all the rentals think they have to stand behind the gate, and they're all too scared to move, so they just stay there. But one time one of our experienced tourny players just stood behind the deadbox and screamed at the top of his lungs spraying the entire field at ballsack level.

[etekgirl27]

crawling through the snake playing pump and when i reach for the 10rd tubes in my wrist pack (you know the oes your supposed to use for 12ies) they are all mysteriously empty

[RADO]

The Kia-Ya, on 21 March 2011 - 10:54 PM, said:

ViP ASiAN, on 21 March 2011 - 10:41 PM, said:

Vaellis, on 21 March 2011 - 12:09 PM, said:

Some rental playing behind the deadbox

LOLWUT?! I laughed so hard for some reason xD

This happens all the time at my field. For some reason, all the rentals think they have to stand behind the gate, and they're all too scared to move, so they just stay there. But one time one of our experienced tourny players just stood behind the deadbox and screamed at the top of his lungs spraying the entire field at ballsack level.

even better. when a rental is playing behind the deadbox, then the people that get out still go behind it and some ballsy renter on the other team tried to bunker that one guy that is still in and unloads on all of them.

[PieCars]

To get into the sport, i bought a spyder mr-1. Not the best gun, but it costs less to paintball if you're self-equipped. So I go speedballing one day...

Rental Player: WOAH!! Dude what kinda gun is that?
Me: It's a spyder mr-1
Rental: That's sick dude it has like a double trigger!
Me: Yea
Rental: It's like a machine gun or something! That's amazing! How much did it cost?
Me: Like $80 or $90

and the rental player was awestruck because of my apparently "awesome" gun which is about as good as the rental guns there. LOLWUT little kids...

[Omnipotent4ever]

Yesterday I was playing speedball with a pump at our local field and its me vs like 2 or three renters and one pops up and starts dry firing at me. He stays there for like thirty seconds and im like LOLWUT then peg him in the face. He thought he still had paint.

[brokeballr14]

after I was out, I was in the deadbox, watchin the game, and I get shot square in the throat. from across the field. didn't see it comming AT ALL. It was more of a "LOLWA-cough! cough!, SHIT!!! than a LOLWUT

[hawkfire999]

Not really my moment, but what the heck. One time I wore my ghillie suit to an indoor speedball field. The look on the cashier's face was priceless, as were the looks of the refs hanging out in the staging area.

[dirac]

This guy and his kid walk on. They're not rentals; they have matching jerseys and decent markers. Before they can even get on the field, the dad is yelling at his kid while the kid is trying to chrono his marker. Something about how the kid messed the marker up, he broke the hopper (the feedneck wasn't tightened), stuff like that. It was a bunch of easily fixed stupid stuff that the kid likely did nothing to mess up. What he could have said is "Here son, let me help you with that" or "Let me see if a ref can help us out so that we can have a positive father-son bonding experience." Instead he just yelled and whined and loudly blamed his son for everything he was doing wrong. It pissed me off. Usually when I play, I'm pretty gentle with the rentals and newer people. But this time, I decided I was going to be the first one to shoot this a-hole, no matter what. They start the game and he's on the other side and ducks into the back corner. I have to take out most of their team just to get to him (I was gentle). He's stuck in that same back bunker and I'm just shooting over his head where I suspect he'll pop up next. Sure enough, he does, and I get him in the mask, once. No bonus balling, nothing.

The dude flips out at the ref. Starts yelling that I was "goin' full auto" (I was semi, capped at 12bps, wasn't shooting more than 4-5bps) and that I hit him 5 times in the mask (you could see that I had obviously got him once). One of the other rentals had shot him in the ass as I got him in the mask, and said so. The guy yelled that the rental was full of crap, yelled at everyone but me. He wouldn't play another game that I was playing for the rest of the day. Every time someone asked, and I was playing, he was cleaning his marker or resting. I thought it was hilarious. I don't know if it had anything to do with what I did, but I didn't hear him yell at his son the rest of the day. LOLWUT... jerk.

This post has been edited by dirac: 23 March 2011 - 12:47 AM

[True Colours]

Thats win^

[BigAng]

going up to bunker a kid with my pants falling down. i one shot the kid and he screams like a girl.

[PeanutWing]

I am gun fighting a guy in the bunker directly in front of me and he never shoots so I decide to hang out until he head checks one more time. He doers and I pull the trigger. A puff of Co2. No ball. We both kind of sit there my barrel pointed at his face and then he just pops back in and I wiggle my fucking BT spring feed so it feeds another ball >_>. Piece of shit.

[fbmowner]

Trying a new way to crawl in the snake, and i was going as fast as i possibly could up this snake thinking " wow this is so much faster this is nuts", im yelling at who im shooting at once i get the last knuckle and i see fingers pointing at me yelling and i look and my pack is literally dripping with paint. doh!

This post has been edited by fbmowner: 25 March 2011 - 09:29 PM

[True Colours]

Lmao!

[Alted4]

Deliberately putting tape on people who show up in ghille suits is probably the high point of my weekends

[Jalen]

I remembered another one:

When I first started playing, maybe the third or fourth time, there was a dad and his kid and what appeared to be the kid's friend (not sure. He did have red hair) and both kids are about 10-11. So the dad and his son play throughout the day. The dad obviously had some military experience and the kid was pretty good as well (for an 11 year old)... the other kid though... kept talking SHIT the ENTIRE day (to the point where the dad even yelled at him to quit cussing) about how he kept getting headshots and how he bought a special pack (one of those valken two-podders on a clip belt) that "gives him slight of hand pro"... using one of those JT helmets, what looked like a spyder that fell off the top and hit every branch of the ugly tree, and just some pants and a sweater. The odd thing was though, he was completely spotless, and I never saw him fill his pods or hopper in staging either...

So come halfway through the day, during one game when he was on the opposite side, I got around behind their base so I thought "eh I'll barrel tag this little bastard". By very back, I mean I was touching the mesh fence of the field, and I start going up through their base slowly, and walking maybe ten yards I hear "I SURRENDER DON'T SHOOT". I'm sure you can guess who it was sitting down, behind me. So that was the first lolwut.

The second, was at the end of the day, when they started letting people play speedball. (Now, I am not making any of this up, I can assure you).

So the last game was me and my buddies on one side and the dad and two kids and another guy on the other. I get up to where I can see the kid, crouching down literally kissing the bunker he was so close, and my friend went up the snake and shot him. It hit him in the shin.

He screamed SO loud, stood up, opened up his hopper and threw the gun on the ground, emptied out his two pods on the ground, ripped off his mask, and walked off the field.

You think that ^ other dad yelled at his kid... OH LORDY

[lostpaintballer]

My very first game of paintball ever, it was a speedball match. And my badass friend who i thought was a god at the time cause he owned a ion . It comes down to a 1v1 me and him. Hes in the snake and im hiding behind a dorito. I see his head pop up so i shoot. And in slow motion i see him duck. And sadly the refs was right behind him. So the ref got nutshoted!! And i later learned it was his first day on the job. Now whenver i see that guy at the field i let him shoot me.

[PeanutWing]

I got another one.... We were playing a D4 team on a hyberball field and we were spread out pretty thin and they went heavy left, eliminated two players leaving three pumps left (They all had Minis, Egos, and aXes) I am on the left when the mid pump goes out so I sprint trying to get to the god bunker when a guy with an Ego 09 chases me down... I slide into the god bunker and my little shotgun belt of 10 round tubes is covered in splatter and hits from getting shot in the ass but the ref decides "Oh well you can play on" So We sit there for about 3 seconds shooting at this guy before we finally get called out.