[bigx]

Ok lets see due to the influx of girl problem threads im seeing on the forums and the fact that the female gender has been pissing me off lately im going to give you my .02 Cents on the matter.

AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE.

Lets face it you are say 15-18 Years old you see girls as how do I phrase this? "OBJECTS FOR YOU TO MAKE THE NASTY WITH!" Your hardwired for it and there is no denying that. So you start thinking hey im going to get me a girlfriend! GREAT IDEA! Now lets see you probably go through all the girls you know and thinking hey this one is kinda hot im going to make her fall in love with me so you start taking with her more, hanging out with her flirting with her complimenting her, helping her and staring at her when shes not looking. TRUE STORY. You do everything in your power to make you out to be a nice person to her. You go out of your way to make her happy. Common sense says she would start having feelings for you right? WRONG DEAD FUCKING WRONG!!! Shes going to put you into that place called the "Friendzone" or even worse the "Brotherzone" now once in this trap there is no way out and your doomed. The kicker here is that she will continue to come to you will all her problems including boys that "Break her dumb fucking heart" and you being the sorry asshole you are, are still going to help her. What makes this worse is she then tells you I wish I had a boyfriend like you when the whole fucking time your sitting there "AYO BITCH I WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND IM RIGHT HERE!!!" She then starts dating more assholes looses all self respect decides to fool around with girls a bit then just becomes a total slut and you ignore her.


Now say you were successful and managed to get around the dreaded friendbrotherzone curse and you actually start dating this girl you are then going to be subjected to ALL OF HER BULLSHIT. Shes going to complain about ex's shes going to BOMBARD YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE with stupid tumblr esque pictures of Ill love you forever <3 <3 <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox bullshit. Then your going to have to do the obligatory picture sessions with her web cam taking picture after picture after stupid picture so she can edit them and put stupid Photoshop I <3 U shit all over them. Your also going to have to text her good morning every morning and goodnight every night. If you miss one SO HELP YOU GOD THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!! Then your going to have to deal with her dumb bitchy friends and all that other shit. Eventually your just going to break up with her because you just cant handle the stress of being a whipped man.

Now say you finialy meet a girl who you have legitimate feelings for great good for you. You battled through the friendzone you made it through the bullshit and you made it past all the other plain old shit your going to get from your bros for falling in love. Now you have to deal with all the little things your going to worry about her all the time what shes doing when she goes out with her friends if they went to a party if someone else is hitting on her if she decided to be a dumb bitch and get drunk on you. Its all a matter of trust and to be honest when you care about someone you can never truly trust anyone all you care about is them being ok and them being with you because they make you happy. At this point shes going to think that you caring about her is you being clingy and her breaking up with you because shes a dumb bitch and doesn't realize a good thing when its right in front of her face. So then your going to have to deal with the fact that you actually cared about this girl she didint give a shit now some other dude is going to use her as a pincushion...

Here is the kicker. If your anything like me your going to make it all the way past the bullshit and the friendzone to realize that hey this girl has been using me the whole time!!! You do everything right you take her out you give her everything she wants and you do everything you can to make her happy you go out of your way to make time for her and she repays you by cheating on you with three fucking guys. Then makes up some bullshit story about you being some sort of a control freak... YOU CAN NEVER WIN BRO!!!


TLDR: Girls in highschool have no idea what they are doing. Relationships are pointless. Dont waste your time. And yes I am very butthurt over this whole thing.

[Klub]

Highschool relationships aren't pointless, they are practice. And it might not be true for all, in some rare occasions, people marry the person they dated in highschool.

For me personally, I stick to the friendzone, in some ways, being friends is a lot better than being together. And it's a lot cheaper.

[REDCOBRA]

Girls? Psh , who needs them , amiright?

[kingJurzy]

I am in highschool and I have a pretty strong relationship.


One word of advice.

Spoiler

Date Older

[aj619]

My advice don't bother you got the rest of your life.

[HeroForADay]

If she doesn't even up preggers; you done good kid.

[G4paintballer]

I had two girlfriends freshmen year, realized they were fucking stupid, and have been single since then. I honestly don't give a shit about dating, that's why I'd rather be friends.

[bigx]

kingJurzy, on 23 November 2012 - 02:26 AM, said:

I am in highschool and I have a pretty strong relationship.


One word of advice.

Spoiler

Date Older

Im a senior in high school, and one of my absolute best friends is a sophomore in college. We spent all of last summer together lot of time spent at the beach and she got me into quite a few college parties with her. Otherwise shes PERFECT!!! But it dosent help whenever she goes back to school shes several hundred miles away most of the year. So in this case im friend zoned by circumstance. Im telling you I cant catch a break.

As for everyone else I have come to the conclusion that High school girls are useless they are dumb they have no idea what they are doing and they have the logic and common sense of a retarded squirrel.

As for ending up preggers wrap it before you tap it. RULE NUMBER 1!

This post has been edited by bigx: 23 November 2012 - 08:28 AM

[HeroForADay]

Wrap it or stand next to a microwave for awhile. Scientifically proven.

[bigx]

HeroForADay, on 23 November 2012 - 11:27 AM, said:

Wrap it or stand next to a microwave for awhile. Scientifically proven.

[Klub]

HeroForADay, on 23 November 2012 - 11:27 AM, said:

Wrap it or stand next to a microwave for awhile. Scientifically proven.

Or bang her on a microwave. Close enough.

[bigx]

Hanging out with my college friend tonight!!! WHOOT WHOOT!!!

[Klub]

bigx, on 23 November 2012 - 04:15 PM, said:

Hanging out with my college friend tonight!!! WHOOT WHOOT!!!

Don't forget to defrost in the microwave

[Kid player]

lol

[Wolfwood]

kingJurzy, on 23 November 2012 - 02:26 AM, said:

I am in highschool and I have a pretty strong relationship.


One word of advice.

Spoiler

Date Older

Agreed, Go for MILFs, man.

For serious.

But for more cereal, I do have to agree that the "Lyke, omg, txt me evry morning or ill pnch ur dik off lol" girls are fucking insane, I have never and will never accept anyone who thinks being texted "Good morning" is a sign of affection, that's like walking up to a women, handing her a dry erase board that says "Hello, let us have the sexy times by smooshing our privates together to the rhythm of Berry White" It's just impersonal and annoying as shit, what if it's a terrible morning? What if I got in to a bare-knuckle crotch punching fight with neighbor again? And you make me go over to my phone and read "Good morning! ;D" Fuck you, I was doing something important, asshole.

[bigx]

Wolfwood, on 23 November 2012 - 10:56 PM, said:

kingJurzy, on 23 November 2012 - 02:26 AM, said:

I am in highschool and I have a pretty strong relationship.


One word of advice.

Spoiler

Date Older

Agreed, Go for MILFs, man.

For serious.

But for more cereal, I do have to agree that the "Lyke, omg, txt me evry morning or ill pnch ur dik off lol" girls are fucking insane, I have never and will never accept anyone who thinks being texted "Good morning" is a sign of affection, that's like walking up to a women, handing her a dry erase board that says "Hello, let us have the sexy times by smooshing our privates together to the rhythm of Berry White" It's just impersonal and annoying as shit, what if it's a terrible morning? What if I got in to a bare-knuckle crotch punching fight with neighbor again? And you make me go over to my phone and read "Good morning! ;D" Fuck you, I was doing something important, asshole.

EXACTALLY as for MILFS ive decided that im going to go Cougar Hunting

Although night with college friend GREAT SUCCESS!!!

[HU Soldier]

kingJurzy, on 23 November 2012 - 02:26 AM, said:

I am in highschool and I have a pretty strong relationship.


One word of advice.

Spoiler

Date Older

Im with Jurzy, dateing older is wayyy more fun.

On another note, one of my best friends is a girl but i havent been friend zoned really.

Oh and the girl has to understanding of my love of PB.

[LUXOR54]

oh the good old friendzone.
i'm heading over to girls house right now to as she says "chill out with each other" i've told her that i like her so if i get in that zone again i'm probably going to snap, this would have been 3 in a row!

[Rob-Juskiewicz-PB]

G4paintballer, on 23 November 2012 - 06:01 AM, said:

I had two girlfriends freshmen year, realized they were fucking stupid, and have been single since then. I honestly don't give a shit about dating, that's why I'd rather be friends.

my story exactly...
Just hook up, fucking dating

[H all day]

The brotherzone makes me want to go insane... Thers this girl i liked and we were talking and she said "were like twins!!!" and she is reallyyyy hot.