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that one guy at the field

#1 the.cheese

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 04:36 PM

so there is this one guy at my field with an angel 04. and i swear he just ruins it for everyone. he wears 200 pounds of padding and has his gun on uncapped ramping and all he does is bitch moan and complain if someone gets him out or he loses. he bonus balls the shit out of newbies( and me). and if i make 1 mitsake on the field ( its my first year) he gives me shit for 10 minutes. he steals air off my scuba tank. if kids play against him they just retreat because they dont want to get bonusballed ending in 1 side collapses and the othewr gets fucked as a result.

it seems that EVERY gun these days shoots ropes, money, tits, lasers, etc....put this in your sig if yours still shoots the other team...

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Why does TechPB attempt to solve all problems with shitting on stuff? Hahahaha.

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 04:48 PM

What is there to talk about?

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 04:51 PM

This would probably be better suited to the rant section.

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#4 the.cheese

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 04:56 PM

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit your right

it seems that EVERY gun these days shoots ropes, money, tits, lasers, etc....put this in your sig if yours still shoots the other team...

Jarz, on 25 October 2011 - 06:48 PM, said:

Why does TechPB attempt to solve all problems with shitting on stuff? Hahahaha.

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 05:14 PM

nothing a nice calm shot to the nuts wont fix

or possibly bunker him and aim for his neck?

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 05:57 PM

Zach., on 10 July 2011 - 05:14 PM, said:

nothing a nice calm shot to the nuts wont fix

or possibly bunker him and aim for his neck?

or a calm bunkering to the balls?

Seriously, tho, at the beginning of the day, get together with everyone else at the field, and agree among yourselves that the next time he bonus balls someone, everyone, even his own teammates are going to run in and shoot the bejeesus out of him.

Antonious, on 23 December 2011 - 04:37 PM, said:

Using a gun that's been hardly maintained and tossed from person to person more than a village whore is hardly a fair way to compare the marker.

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 06:48 PM

theres always gonna be that guy

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Posted 10 July 2011 - 10:43 PM

i would not take that kind of shit especially if he is staling your air if he does it again teach him a fuckin lesson

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 12:43 AM

Hit him with the scuba tank

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 02:32 AM

As long as we're going with implausible, drastic responses to this guys behavior, why not just murder his dog and pike it's head on his front lawn with a sign that says"this is what you get for being a dick at the paintball field"

Punishment fits the crime mirite?

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 05:50 AM

Cookybiscuit, on 10 July 2011 - 04:48 PM, said:

What is there to talk about?

Dude, your avatar is killing me. :lol:

`kook, on 11 July 2011 - 02:32 AM, said:

Or maybe you could, like, slam his balls in a car door a few times. And, um, tazers and stuff!

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 06:20 AM

usmercenary, on 10 July 2011 - 06:48 PM, said:

theres always gonna be that guy

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:22 AM

Theres a guy at the field here that makes fun of any one who doesnt have a gun that costs more than my car. " Eww what gunz iz that? An Azodin? Thats like a shitty spider clone, your a fag, im gonna pwnz you newb"

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:25 AM

Steals air from your scuba tank? Do you bring one to your field?

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 08:58 AM

talk to the field owner and kick that newb mofo from the field \o/

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 01:35 PM

Vaellis, on 11 July 2011 - 08:25 AM, said:

Steals air from your scuba tank? Do you bring one to your field?

*sigh* yes vaellis i bring a scuba tank to the field

it seems that EVERY gun these days shoots ropes, money, tits, lasers, etc....put this in your sig if yours still shoots the other team...

Jarz, on 25 October 2011 - 06:48 PM, said:

Why does TechPB attempt to solve all problems with shitting on stuff? Hahahaha.

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 02:39 PM

Put a smoke granade in his car....Or make a fake bomb and put it under his car and get his phone number and call him while he is on the road telling him there is a bomb under his car forcing him to pull over and check.

Buy a gun off the street and put it in his gear bag and call the police and tell them he was waving it around threatening to kill everyone....

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 02:52 PM

the.cheese, on 11 July 2011 - 01:35 PM, said:

Vaellis, on 11 July 2011 - 08:25 AM, said:

Steals air from your scuba tank? Do you bring one to your field?

*sigh* yes vaellis i bring a scuba tank to the field

You should definetly be bitching him out or reporting him if he is using your air without permission

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#19 Vaellis

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 04:33 PM

TheGuy, on 11 July 2011 - 02:52 PM, said:

the.cheese, on 11 July 2011 - 01:35 PM, said:

Vaellis, on 11 July 2011 - 08:25 AM, said:

Steals air from your scuba tank? Do you bring one to your field?

*sigh* yes vaellis i bring a scuba tank to the field

You should definetly be bitching him out or reporting him if he is using your air without permission

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 04:53 PM

yea i agree.
i just wanted to say i was rofl after i read all your solutions Posted Image

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