LOLWUT moments at the field Bring them
Posted 30 October 2011 - 02:15 AM
Posted 30 October 2011 - 03:36 PM
At this point it pretty much turns into me occasionally shooting at the person over in the other corner and the person 15 feet away from me in the snake, I never got either of them out because I got shot in the center of my left shoulder blade
They were good people but I really over expected things in the terms of tactics.
Posted 04 November 2011 - 05:45 PM
To this day I have never lost a game that fast
Posted 05 November 2011 - 01:21 PM
Posted 05 November 2011 - 05:02 PM
Hahaha I have seen that before
Posted 05 November 2011 - 08:43 PM
V force grillz, Dye C4 jersey,JT 08 pants, Empire hinge pack, socks and sandals, Ninja peanut tank, black BL vice with UL barrel, empire magna drive
Posted 06 November 2011 - 02:30 AM
one of my first times playing indoor after not playing for a few years i was playing with a professional team who were running a fun practice thing, they explained to me what they were calling the bunkers but i kept thinking that s3 was FARTHEST from us, so i was in dorito corner and saw a guy slide into snake, he snapped out and i started yelling out s3 s3 s3 our snake player thinking the guy was RIGHT in front of him jumps up and goes to bunker him, runs down an empty bunker and gets lit up by the snake player who was actually in s1 which i thought was s3, and in the middle of the game one of the other pro players started to explain to me exactly what happened and why i got him shot the fuck up, he wasn't happy when he walked off and i felt terrible like a dog that peed on the carpet, so i went and apologised and he was cool about it and said don't worry but when it happened i was like lolwut the whole time and he stopped just as he went past the empty bunker and had this look of LOLWUT....*pain*..."out"... still feel bad about it to this day lol
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Posted 07 November 2011 - 07:10 AM
I asked him if he had modified the spring inside the regulator.
He told me "I bought it that way!". And shortly after that "We were playing like this forever".
I also took a look at his mask and thought it was dirty, no the Mask was severly damaged...
Another day me and a friend were playing some 1vs1, and we were running and gunning around the X in the middle. Unloaded a full Hopper and none of that freaking balls broke...
After that we were looking at the Owner "Hey did you switch to reballs".
Posted 10 November 2011 - 07:46 AM
Posted 20 November 2011 - 10:26 AM
Same game, the guy that shot me was shot by our back right. Nice shot too. Guy walks down whole side of the field and gets in his face in the middle of the game and screams assorted profanity at him. It was kinda funny because our guy completely disregarded that fact he was there lol.
A few games later, my friend and I playing pump are at two rockets (perpendicular to each other on the field, about at the 25-30). I get hit, I walk out. He's still in. This guy runs up to try to bunker him, misses all of the five shots he fired and gets hit once by my friend only to have it break on him. My friend resumes his concentration on the guy he's snapshooting, with the guy yelling at him that he was out and everything. He then turns around and walks to our home player and shoots him for no reason pretty close from what I heard. The kid is ten. I wasn't there, but that was my friend (the other pump)'s recollection of it.
Almost all of the people were over 300 (field likes you to be at about 290, they were all around 315-320) and were really bitchy about having to chrono. Guys had their barrel socks off and one shot the ground and a piece bounced off and hit me in the face, kinda near my eye. I told him, "Bro, put your sock and and turn your gun off!"
All he basically said was, "I didn't shoot you, I don't really care, and neither does anyone else." Then he proceeds to walk away with his gun still on and his sock still off.
Also, the little ten year old was told by his cousin to go bunker the snake, so he does, but doesn't know that there are two in the snake. Therefore, bunkers one and gets shot a couple times from close range. Kid goes and starts crying, but he was only shot about 4 times. The kid's cousin (about 25, big guy, kinda muscular, won't take any shit,) gets up in the guy's face. Later he apologized because he realized he didn't shoot him that much. The guy was really pissed at his cousin though.
Weird night, Friday was.
Posted 20 November 2011 - 03:23 PM
found out last week he sold all of his paintball gear because he didn't like the "pain aspect" of the sport..
Set-up: Black/gold E2 Karnivor, Dye rotor, Guerrilla air 68/4500, CP 14" .685, Black/Gold Dye I4's, Dye core pads, Venomwear, Etek3 LT. Orange 2k5 superstock, CCM'd
Proud Canadian citizen
Posted 06 December 2011 - 09:12 PM
It was so much more funny in person because he's like 4foot7 and he has a huge ass project salvo with which he insists on hip firing at all times.
When he got hit, he dropped his gun, fell to the ground and started rolling around screaming RAMBO DOWN! RAMBO DOWN!!!!!
Invert Mini, Rotor, Pro Axis. . . Things to get in the future: pants, techpb jersey, elbow pads, and a pump :D
Posted 09 December 2011 - 11:49 AM
Another one is when I was playing woodsball, I was 1v1 on a guy with a much better marker, he was laying down some serious paint, and I was just trying to not get out. I started backing up, nearly fall, and he shoots my hopper off. So I lean down to pick it up, all the while backpedaling, trying not to fall, and picking up my hopper, I pull my butt cheek muscle, stand straight up and get clocked in the mask. I was laughing, I guess it has to happen to you for it to be funny lol
Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:07 PM
Posted 11 December 2011 - 12:16 AM
Like he literally pissed himself. I'm not kidding.