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#61 User is offline   chadders 

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:42 AM

View PostKitty, on 20 August 2010 - 12:13 AM, said:

Kitty > all


i lol'd
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View PostOEFVeteran, on 24 July 2011 - 05:12 PM, said:

bit its a karnivor... only way to make it look good is to cut it up, lol
win

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:54 AM

View PostBEASTY, on 19 August 2010 - 08:23 PM, said:

View Postoldnewb, on 19 August 2010 - 08:15 PM, said:

View PostBEASTY, on 19 August 2010 - 08:13 PM, said:

Holy fanboy thread!

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Really? Or are we making fun of Techpb Mike fanboys? Hmmmm??? Which is it?

Relax. It's all in good fun.


I'd prove your theory invalid...but I'm to tired...

View Postoldnewb, on 19 August 2010 - 08:19 PM, said:

Techpb Mike doesn't use Trojan Magnum extra large condoms 'cause he doesn't believe in underboring.


Sigged


how do u put quotes in ur sig?

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 03:04 AM

View Postp8ntballfreak18, on 20 August 2010 - 02:54 AM, said:

View PostBEASTY, on 19 August 2010 - 08:23 PM, said:

View Postoldnewb, on 19 August 2010 - 08:15 PM, said:

View PostBEASTY, on 19 August 2010 - 08:13 PM, said:

Holy fanboy thread!

Posted Image



Really? Or are we making fun of Techpb Mike fanboys? Hmmmm??? Which is it?

Relax. It's all in good fun.


I'd prove your theory invalid...but I'm to tired...

View Postoldnewb, on 19 August 2010 - 08:19 PM, said:

Techpb Mike doesn't use Trojan Magnum extra large condoms 'cause he doesn't believe in underboring.


Sigged


how do u put quotes in ur sig?

what i do i qutoe it the in the post spread the end bit that look like ] or type it nto word and coye+ past into edit sig
uk field list http://www.techpb.co...howtopic=122343 (work in progress) [Yankee Paintball] Mine's a little bigger then cute
http://www.techpb.co...howtopic=146647 my mod app, help me help you(if you want if not then have a good day)

View PostOEFVeteran, on 24 July 2011 - 05:12 PM, said:

bit its a karnivor... only way to make it look good is to cut it up, lol
win

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 07:56 AM

TechPb-Mike can make the Alien Sweep Bolt work...Posted Image

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 08:09 AM

nvm

This post has been edited by chadders: 20 August 2010 - 02:08 PM

uk field list http://www.techpb.co...howtopic=122343 (work in progress) [Yankee Paintball] Mine's a little bigger then cute
http://www.techpb.co...howtopic=146647 my mod app, help me help you(if you want if not then have a good day)

View PostOEFVeteran, on 24 July 2011 - 05:12 PM, said:

bit its a karnivor... only way to make it look good is to cut it up, lol
win

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 08:42 AM

If Techpb Mike had starred in the movie, "Wanted", they wouldn't have needed to use special effects. Oh, and Brad Pitt would have been a single dad afterwards.
Techpb Mike doesn't use Trojan Magnum extra large condoms 'cause he doesn't believe in underboring.

Techpb Mike doesn't hide behind cover. Instead, he shoots down incoming paintballs.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 08:54 AM

View Postpumpbusters, on 20 August 2010 - 02:29 AM, said:

mike got an slg to work

fixed
Silver/Black Marq 6 F/S/T
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 09:01 AM

View PostKitty, on 20 August 2010 - 12:13 AM, said:

Kitty > all


this is true
RAWRR

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 10:20 AM

View Postjdlarson11, on 19 August 2010 - 08:05 PM, said:

Sharks have Techpb-Mike Week


how do i put this in my sig

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 11:25 AM

When Techpb Mike gets shot in the family jewels with Reballs, they don't bounce. They break.

When Ninjas sneak up on people, they watch their backs just in case Techpb Mike's sneaking up on THEM.

Techpb Mike doesn't hide behind cover. Instead, he shoots down incoming paintballs.

This post has been edited by oldnewb: 20 August 2010 - 11:25 AM

Techpb Mike doesn't use Trojan Magnum extra large condoms 'cause he doesn't believe in underboring.

Techpb Mike doesn't hide behind cover. Instead, he shoots down incoming paintballs.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 11:31 AM

View Postp8ntballfreak18, on 20 August 2010 - 10:20 AM, said:

View Postjdlarson11, on 19 August 2010 - 08:05 PM, said:

Sharks have Techpb-Mike Week


how do i put this in my sig



Press the reply button to my original post and copy the text and code and paste it in your sig

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 11:59 AM

View PostRawrr, on 20 August 2010 - 09:01 AM, said:

View PostKitty, on 20 August 2010 - 12:13 AM, said:

Willie > all


this is true


It is true.



Now.

View Postthed3monvisionz, on 29 September 2011 - 04:09 AM, said:

What you NEED to do is mark your territory, Pee on/in the WHOLE school. I mean EVERYWHERE just SOAK IT.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 12:01 PM

View PostKitty, on 20 August 2010 - 12:13 AM, said:

Kitty > all


Kitty doesn't need an all female paintball team. Kitty IS an all female paintball team all by herself.
Techpb Mike doesn't use Trojan Magnum extra large condoms 'cause he doesn't believe in underboring.

Techpb Mike doesn't hide behind cover. Instead, he shoots down incoming paintballs.

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 01:10 PM

View Postchadd[quote name=, on 20 August 2010 - 08:09 AM, said:

View Postjdlarson11, on 20 August 2010 - 07:56 AM, said:

TechPb-Mike can make the Alien Sweep Bolt work...Posted Image

lol even mr rice dont know how it works+ he cant prove it lol
It works by holding the air just below centerline - ceterline or above - it doesn't work.

View Postchadders, on 20 August 2010 - 08:09 AM, said:

View Postjdlarson11, on 20 August 2010 - 07:56 AM, said:

TechPb-Mike can make the Alien Sweep Bolt work...Posted Image

+ he cant prove it lol
The video on our website proves it works quite well,
Some choose to say the video is bogus - there is no proof to say that it is bogus - just "said".

Another video was "said" to be done - but not shown - reporting they didn't get the same results. There are many variable in how well a gun shoots and paint is the main one - this variable was ignored in the "not sown" video.

I recently sent Mike two more guns for testing - he has not been able to do the testing yet. I have always made guns available to established companies. I do very little advertising and yet both Faceful and Spaltt gave the gun their highest marks for accuracy./ No one has ever reported the guns to be less than top level performers in all catagories. Splatt attested to the effectiveness of the Sweep. I get "almost" complete agreement from those that own the gun that it is indeed among the best if not "the" most accurate gun they have ever shot. This includes the "better" or "imporved" shot/accuracy of the Spool valve guns.

This post has been edited by Jack Rice: 20 August 2010 - 01:13 PM

The most thoughtfully made guns - not the most expensive!

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:02 PM

mr rice i was mearly pointing out a quote of you saying you dont know how it works/you cant prove it, but the quote was out of context and was about baceball, so i editd my post to show i didnt mean to insult your brand

This post has been edited by chadders: 20 August 2010 - 02:11 PM

uk field list http://www.techpb.co...howtopic=122343 (work in progress) [Yankee Paintball] Mine's a little bigger then cute
http://www.techpb.co...howtopic=146647 my mod app, help me help you(if you want if not then have a good day)

View PostOEFVeteran, on 24 July 2011 - 05:12 PM, said:

bit its a karnivor... only way to make it look good is to cut it up, lol
win

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:19 PM

jesus can walk on water but tech-pb mike can swim through land
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View PostTechPB-Mike, on 13 October 2010 - 07:37 PM, said:

I don't give a shit about the forums.

"The reason why i love paintball is simple when I'm on the paintball field and whooping ass anyone who said I can't do it, I'm to weak to do it, or that I suck at everything I do. Well when I'm on the paintball field all those people those who said, I couldn't well i can walk right up to them and say "Guess what mother fucker I DID IT!" and all those people i realize are the weak ones the one that can't do it."- AJ619

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 04:01 PM

View PostJack Rice, on 20 August 2010 - 01:10 PM, said:

View Postchadd[quote name=, on 20 August 2010 - 08:09 AM, said:

View Postjdlarson11, on 20 August 2010 - 07:56 AM, said:

TechPb-Mike can make the Alien Sweep Bolt work...Posted Image

lol even mr rice dont know how it works+ he cant prove it lol
It works by holding the air just below centerline - ceterline or above - it doesn't work.

View Postchadders, on 20 August 2010 - 08:09 AM, said:

View Postjdlarson11, on 20 August 2010 - 07:56 AM, said:

TechPb-Mike can make the Alien Sweep Bolt work...Posted Image

+ he cant prove it lol
The video on our website proves it works quite well,
Some choose to say the video is bogus - there is no proof to say that it is bogus - just "said".

Another video was "said" to be done - but not shown - reporting they didn't get the same results. There are many variable in how well a gun shoots and paint is the main one - this variable was ignored in the "not sown" video.

I recently sent Mike two more guns for testing - he has not been able to do the testing yet. I have always made guns available to established companies. I do very little advertising and yet both Faceful and Spaltt gave the gun their highest marks for accuracy./ No one has ever reported the guns to be less than top level performers in all catagories. Splatt attested to the effectiveness of the Sweep. I get "almost" complete agreement from those that own the gun that it is indeed among the best if not "the" most accurate gun they have ever shot. This includes the "better" or "imporved" shot/accuracy of the Spool valve guns.



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Posted 20 August 2010 - 04:06 PM

wtf?!?!?!?!?

I now have a epic spot. what should I do?

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Posted 20 August 2010 - 04:34 PM

yeah, something weird is going on here... anyone else seeing this?
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 04:37 PM

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