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Fucking bird feeders man! They're in the trees!

#1 aresfiend

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:10 AM

So, on Saturday it was opening day of hunting here in Wisconsin. I didn't feel like waking up at 5:30 just to come back at 10:30 to do an efficiency test of my Proton so I just stayed at home. I got everything set up for the test, was backing away from the table making sure my stack of pods stayed stable, I turned around and THWACK!

I dropped to the ground, a horrible pain in my mouth, spitting birdseed all over the place. I started feeling around my mouth with my tongue and when I went over one of my front teeth with my tongue I noticed an unusual gap and a sharp pain.

Sure enough, I broke half of my tooth off (Bottom one, second from the the left center). Finally, tomorrow morning at 7:30 I get to have the thing capped. Bird feeders man, they're in the trees, they'll tear you up when you're not looking.

#2 Arjay

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:15 AM

Made me lol in real life.

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 12:21 AM

Arjay, on 20 November 2012 - 12:15 AM, said:

lol

Lime, on 04 May 2013 - 08:45 PM, said:

Dude, I wouldn't pay anymore than tree fiddy for a kingjurzy.

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 11:02 PM

So, you're saying that you smacked face-first in to a bird feeder and you need to get your tooth capped?

Okay, so a man walks in to a bird feeder, right? And...

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 07:15 AM

Since you mentioned hunting I thought you meant you were shot in the face...

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#6 tallsmallboy44

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 08:27 AM

Cookybiscuit, on 24 November 2012 - 07:15 AM, said:

Since you mentioned hunting I thought you meant you were shot in the face...

5ozofpain, on 18 September 2012 - 05:59 PM, said:

fuck yolo
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#7 Rotozip2

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 03:47 PM

Are the birds okay? Your blood all over the place could scare them away and cause them to go hungry. Posted Image

Cookybiscuit, on 06 December 2011 - 06:01 PM, said:

I never get wipers, blood is hard to wipe off.

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 03:55 PM

just so you guys know the OP is banned and wont be able to reply... i see no reason to keep a useless thread open any longer...

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