[Bigcardsfan]

watched a kid go to the snake today and as he gets in their the barrle of his gun snaps and stabs the bunker he pulled it out and kept playing the people at the feild were like wtf happened an he told them the feild owner started rolling and told him dont worry about it ive got another one of those bunkers but your barrle i cant help you with

[Seliko]

capture the flag Woodsball with a 98

I find myself directly beside the flag station. About two people a minute from the other team run up to the flag station and i get them all out.

on the right side of the station there is a pathway, and a big group of small trees is between me and the pathway. Some guy runs up the path, sees me through the trees, unloads like 50 balls on me with his ego, but none of his brittle paint gets through the brush. I watch this and wait until he runs out of paint, walk around the brush, and shoot him out while hes reloading. The ref/owner of the field that was chillin with me was like lolwut?

[Jay Shack]

my mate got shot on the bounce vest, the ball bounced up, under his Jt Flex 8 mask, hit him on the lip and near KO'ed him. I mean the ball tore his lip up and he was so dazed he took his mask off and was blubbering around mid game.

[PlasticPi]

Yesterday we were playing slapstick, the stick was in our favor, and the ref started the countdown. About 10 seconds left in the game, there were two guys behind a bunker about 20 yards away on the other side of the stick that I had been keeping in that bunker. With the time almost out, they both ran out of the same side of the bunker, sprinting towards the stick. I fired a few shots, and got them both out. They both limped oddly off after calling themselves out. The game ended and I went to make sure the limpers were ok. Turns out I had hit them each one time, directly in the "important" bits. Oops!

[Irish725]

Going to a mainly out door paintball field that also has a speedball field, with a motley crew of fellow experienced players (all woodsball players). Unfortunately we were told that due to the high number of inexperienced walk-on's we'd have to play a round on the Speedball field with some of the speedballers. No big deal really, we all had electro guns, but we figured we were gonna get stomped, but it was still fun. We show up, bedecked in our woodsball gear and the game starts. It's a pretty fair trade, but one kid who had been talking some shit about "woodsballer" is on their 40, dorito side, with a relatively decent gun (I don't recall the model), and was hosing the far corner. Seeing him distracted, I proceed to bonzai charge from the 50, yelling like a demon from hell. Scared the kid so bad with the charge he ended up falling on his ass and getting shot up pretty good. I got shot out as well, but only cause I was laughing so god damn hard that i couldn't move. Guess this kid wasn't as hot shit as he thought he was

[jason m]

at the indoor field i used to play at before it got closed my friend ran fifty off break and i went to like snake door or something and he was gonna bump outside and he ran straight into a support beam at full speed and just fell on the floor i had to call out cause i was laughing so hard. best moment ever

[ricrimshot]

first time playing at my local field. wearing jeans and a hoodie. my friend and i join a group of about 5. 2 adults three kids about 13. its me the three kids vs my friend and adults. i decide to be the brave one and push up. peek out the side of my cover and feel a paintball hit me. from behind i turn around and see one of the kids standing there. i ask if he shot me. his reply, "sorry" i go on with the game since it didnt hurt at all. we go back to the staging area and sit and relax while the group refills air and paint and i tell my friend about it. i throw my hood on, a paintball lands in my friends lap. lolwut?? we realize it was from the kid who shot me earlier

[meta2]

Playing yesterday, before game I shot one into the supports for the net (outdoor field) and I watched it hit it (I was about 3 feet away from the beam) then hit the net, and finally hit the ground a foot in front of my spinning, unbroken.

This is brittle-ish paint too, mind you. I don't know how it happened lol.

The beams are a little padded near the side facing the staging area. I guess that's how it happened lol.

[Bauzer]

shooting a goblin deuce point blank while the guys back was turned and both shots miss then i slapped him with my squeegee

[fieldblazer]

I was messing with some friends, and decided to go 1 vs 5. We had bought some Brass Eagle Raptors from Wally World to just for kicks. Well, they had brought their normal markers as well(G4's, Etek's, etc...). But i had forgotten mine. So, I played them with six raptors, all strapped to my sides because I didn't want to reload them. I won. LOLWUT???

[paintballmasta]

Oh so me and my friend were stealthy in a game of capture the flag at my local field I see to people crouched behind a bunker. Im like Hey guys i see the arm band i fall to the ground and all i here is like 2,000 paintballs flying everywhere and im just like SHIT so i crawl to a tree get cover and me and my friend shoot out both of them without geting shot then we took the flag.

[CTpballer]

I was playing at my local woodsball field. My friends and I (about 4 of us in total) against 12 or 15 renters. We gave then the advantage, and the side of the field with the better bunkers. We eliminate most of the players, and we think there is only one left. We know he was in the home bunker. It was a pretty big fort, hard to attack straight on, so we get about 50 feet away behind cover. We yell to the kid "we got you surrounded, if you want you can surrender." We then hear as a reply "Alright, WE surrender," and 4 guns are held up as the last 4 renters walk out of the bunker and off the field. LOLWUT

[meta2]

Last friday, this was this kid's setup. (probably like 12/13)

Spyder Electra
Snow Camo Rotor
48/45 Ninja tank (I forget)
Tactical vest that holds two pods that goes over his shoulders
Boots
Camo Pants, Camo Shirt
Some mid-high end mask (I forget)
Backwards tan hat.

It's not a bad setup, but every game he would bitch and bitch about people who he thought he hit in game. (We all do it, be he was going a little over the top)

He was playing with rentals and spraying all over the bunkers lol

He was actually pretty good, but it was kinda funny watching him yell over and over again lol

[m4ndark]

got blasted one speedball match, ended in 8secounds, i was at the corner then from non-where a guy was already on our back center shooting me, like WHAT THE HELL ?

[Ashton S]

Two weekends ago, a rental did the infamous one handed charge then tripped on something and went flying as did his rental gun. Once he hit the ground he army crawled to a bunker and sat there in till he got hit... With no marker in his hands...

[The Crazy Cow]

Got a bounce off the lens of my mask.

This post has been edited by The Crazy Cow: 18 January 2012 - 11:50 PM

[The Knife Crazy]

I was at my local indoor field, it is required that we have our markers chrono'd by a ref and we have our barrel covers on. I give my gun to the ref to chrono. In the process of new people walking in he completely forgot that my barrel cover was still on the gun. He shot it and paint splattered all over him. Also, the barrel cover flew off and because of the elastic it came back and NAILED him in the head. Me and my friends were like LOLWUT!?

[PlasticPi]

Last weekend it felt like a ball hit my gun, but when I checked it, I couldn't find anything. Checked the hopper, the tank, my arm, everywhere. Nothing. I pop back out and take my next shot which curved horribly. I took my barrel off and squeegied it to find a ton of blue paint in my barrel. The paint I was shooting had orange fill. Somehow they managed to get one so perfectly up my barrel that not a drop ended up on the outside.

I actually felt a bit violated afterwards having just been penetrated.

[Lime]

meta2, on 27 December 2011 - 02:26 AM, said:

Last friday, this was this kid's setup. (probably like 12/13)
Spyder Electra
Snow Camo Rotor

Wut.

[meta2]

Lime, on 06 February 2012 - 05:46 PM, said:

meta2, on 27 December 2011 - 02:26 AM, said:

Last friday, this was this kid's setup. (probably like 12/13)
Spyder Electra
Snow Camo Rotor

Wut.

My exact thoughts.