[Sigma Sparda]

Most of the guys that frequent this area of the forums are pretty witty. Lets hear what makes you a dedicated pump player.

I know Im a dedicated pump player when I just spent 200$ for new ways to mess with my Phantom setup. (At least these change the performance of the gun. No more endless A5 abyss with no results at the end. )

Sleep has gotten the better of me. Could a mod please move this?

This post has been edited by Sigma Sparda: 26 February 2009 - 12:01 AM

[Z3R0]

I'm a dedicated pump player because...


Well, I guess I'm not . I did go for about 10 months playing only pump (with my PGP to boot!) though until I picked up a semi again, and now I've also got my Grey Ghost that I absolutely love but have only had the opportunity to use twice so far .

But there's always at least 10 full 12grams in my house. Right now I believe I have close to 30-35...

-Z3R0

[Leafy]

Z3R0, on Feb 26 2009, 12:02 AM, said:

I'm a dedicated pump player because...


Well, I guess I'm not . I did go for about 10 months playing only pump (with my PGP to boot!) though until I picked up a semi again, and now I've also got my Grey Ghost that I absolutely love but have only had the opportunity to use twice so far .

But there's always at least 10 full 12grams in my house. Right now I believe I have close to 30-35...

-Z3R0

how would you have a half full 12g?

[Newman513]

When you would rather lose your balls then your left hand.
When you have just ordered 300 10 round tubes with speedcaps
When you have to think about how many years that case of paint will last you.
When you spend most of yourr time looking in pump forums.
When you spend your time looking at BST on PBN and thinking... why, who would buy that, its a WGP handle.
When you get on the news for never using a semi ( The-Whiteboard )
When you buy a pump and immediatly sell it 2 days later for the one in purple.
When you have a bore much smaller then the paintball.

More to Come^

[Z3R0]

Leafy, on Feb 26 2009, 01:43 PM, said:

Z3R0, on Feb 26 2009, 12:02 AM, said:

I'm a dedicated pump player because...


Well, I guess I'm not . I did go for about 10 months playing only pump (with my PGP to boot!) though until I picked up a semi again, and now I've also got my Grey Ghost that I absolutely love but have only had the opportunity to use twice so far .

But there's always at least 10 full 12grams in my house. Right now I believe I have close to 30-35...

-Z3R0

how would you have a half full 12g?

What? Where'd you get that from...

-Z3R0

[Leafy]

Z3R0, on Feb 26 2009, 03:33 PM, said:

Leafy, on Feb 26 2009, 01:43 PM, said:

Z3R0, on Feb 26 2009, 12:02 AM, said:

I'm a dedicated pump player because...


Well, I guess I'm not . I did go for about 10 months playing only pump (with my PGP to boot!) though until I picked up a semi again, and now I've also got my Grey Ghost that I absolutely love but have only had the opportunity to use twice so far .

But there's always at least 10 full 12grams in my house. Right now I believe I have close to 30-35...

-Z3R0

how would you have a half full 12g?

What? Where'd you get that from...

-Z3R0

You specified full 12grams, it was kind of just funny.

[Z3R0]

I also keep empty ones to practice reloading with.

-Z3R0

[Cheap-o]

When you are always broke becasue you always buy more pumps
You have several semis but never touch them
When you only bring one gun to the field, knowing it won't break
When you dont bring a swab, because it is impossible to chop
When you have to explain to your G/F parents, that you need this gun because you haven't shot one of those yet

[corey147]

when you sell all your semis to buy a pump

[Sigma Sparda]

When "heavy firepower" means sticking a 10 round tube into your speedgate.

[primal1]

When you don't bring any pods or feed tubes onto the field, knowing you won't need them.
When you know you have a great pump, but buy three more just to be sure.
When you've officially bragged to everyone on the field about how you brought less balls to the game.
When your toilet flushes via pump handle.
When you pump your fork before eating.
When you join the army, only to try to convert your assault rifle to pump action.
When your kid's name is Nelson Sheridan.

[cockerpunk]

when you pick up a semi, and instantly grab for the pump handle, only to be confused when there isn't one.

[Leafy]

When you show off to your college friends how fast you can shoot with the pump action hunting game at the arcade.
When you try to go a/t on the pump action hunting game at the arcade.

[Festa]

You don't like playing Duck Hunt on the NES because it is an electro.

[Z3R0]

Leafy, on Feb 26 2009, 06:18 PM, said:

When you show off to your college friends how fast you can shoot with the pump action hunting game at the arcade.
When you try to go a/t on the pump action hunting game at the arcade.

Haha, I tried a/t-ing one of those... didn't work .

I'm still the fastest shooter out of all my friends when it comes to those games though, and they all ball too, just I'm the only pump player .

-Z3R0

[cockerpunk]

Leafy, on Feb 26 2009, 06:18 PM, said:

When you show off to your college friends how fast you can shoot with the pump action hunting game at the arcade.
When you try to go a/t on the pump action hunting game at the arcade.

that has happened to me SO many times i can't even count them ...

[Leafy]

cockerpunk, on Feb 26 2009, 09:04 PM, said:

Leafy, on Feb 26 2009, 06:18 PM, said:

When you show off to your college friends how fast you can shoot with the pump action hunting game at the arcade.
When you try to go a/t on the pump action hunting game at the arcade.

that has happened to me SO many times i can't even count them ...

oh god I'm turning into cocker punk. now I just have to wait for my ban email form pbn.

[The-Phantom]

when you think, is 15 too big of a feed tube? I kinda wanna go 10, or 8 hmmm
when you still have the bag/reciept from when you bought your last pack of 12ies and paint in and it's from 2 years ago
when you try and rock your semi forward before shooting making sure the ball will load
when you think you over shot when you took 4 shots to hit some one
when you with your pump in sight making sure it won't go any where
when you clean your gun randomly even though you cleaned between the last time you played just to play around with your gun
when people on the field are complaining about your velocity and you get chrono'd 5 times and are 5-10 under (it's happened to me on several occasions lol i think it's because people get long balled and assume your velocity is too high)
when you pick up a semi it feels like a brick because your so used to your SC weight
when people beg to be on your team so they don't get gogged again and again

[Cheap-o]

when people laugh at you the first round, and second round they bribe you

[SSP~Sheik189]

i know im a dedicated pumper because my mag has gotten lonely