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MOFOing PE fanboys.

#1 H all day

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 08:35 AM

At my school there is this PE fanboy and this morning he said "I hate the luxe!" and i say "why?" and he says "anything that isnt eclipse i dont like"so im like "what the flying fuck?" amd hes like" every gun sucks except pe"

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#2 cybermaniac15

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 09:03 AM

Shit on his desk.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 09:04 AM

H all day, on 30 October 2012 - 08:35 AM, said:

gog him with a splatmaster

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 09:55 AM

H all day, on 30 October 2012 - 08:35 AM, said:

" every gun sucks that is pe"

fixed it up a little

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#5 LV Backpacker

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 10:29 AM

I love Planet Eclipse and its products. Does that make me an ignorant fuck like your acquaintance? No. I buy PE products because I like them and they're high quality. Your rant should be aimed more at his ignorance then the fact that it happens to be related to PE. There are also ignorant Empire, Dye, DLX, Bob Long, and MacDev fanboys who do the same thing. At the same time there are the ignorant fucks who hate everything PE simply because it is PE. Besides, even if you don't like Geos and Egos, you can't say every PE gun sucks.
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TK-421, on 07 February 2013 - 12:04 AM, said:

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:37 PM

LV Backpacker, on 30 October 2012 - 10:29 AM, said:

That's not fair, you brought up a DC2 Nexus...

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 01:43 PM

Planet Eclipse didn't make the DC2...

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 01:57 PM

Cookybiscuit, on 30 October 2012 - 01:43 PM, said:

Planet Eclipse didn't make the DC2...

Its still a Planet Eclipse gun, even if they technically didn't make it.

TK-421, on 07 February 2013 - 12:04 AM, said:

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 02:42 PM

LV Backpacker, on 30 October 2012 - 01:57 PM, said:

Cookybiscuit, on 30 October 2012 - 01:43 PM, said:

Planet Eclipse didn't make the DC2...

Its still a Planet Eclipse gun, even if they technically didn't make it.

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#10 PieCars

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 02:53 PM

Lime, on 30 October 2012 - 02:42 PM, said:

It's a stone Luigi

YES.

And to OP, challenge him to a 1v1, and use a gun different than PE. Beat him. His head will explode.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 04:03 PM

PieCars, on 30 October 2012 - 02:53 PM, said:

Lime, on 30 October 2012 - 02:42 PM, said:

It's a stone Luigi

YES.

And to OP, challenge him to a 1v1, and use a gun different than PE. Beat him. His head will explode.

implying that guns affect personal skill level

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 04:29 PM

I really don't understand why this surprises you H, we've got the same kind of people here on TechPB.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 08:12 PM

I've got myself a Etha, and i love it. Fan boys are just everywhere through they get annoying.

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#14 PieCars

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 08:54 PM

etekgirl27, on 30 October 2012 - 04:03 PM, said:

PieCars, on 30 October 2012 - 02:53 PM, said:

Lime, on 30 October 2012 - 02:42 PM, said:

It's a stone Luigi

YES.

And to OP, challenge him to a 1v1, and use a gun different than PE. Beat him. His head will explode.

implying that guns affect personal skill level

No what i meant to imply was that he thinks Planet Eclipse guns win matches, and to prove him wrong would poke holes in his so called logic, and make his head 'esplode

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 09:02 PM

PieCars, on 30 October 2012 - 08:54 PM, said:

No what i meant to imply was that he thinks Planet Eclipse guns win matches, and to prove him wrong would poke holes in his so called logic, and make his head 'esplode

When someone is that much of a fanboy, they don't have logic. And no matter how much proof you give them, and how many holes you poke in their logic, they're always going to believe you're wrong, and they're right. You're better off just ignoring them and telling them to go away. Trying to prove something to them is a waste of your time, because they'll still think you're wrong.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 10:47 PM

Book check him then shove him into a locker.

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 12:42 AM

LV Backpacker, on 30 October 2012 - 10:29 AM, said:

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 01:20 AM

Ahh there will always be ignorant dudes. Continue to bug him constantly with techpb knowledge of other guns, until he decides to at least check them out. You could say that the Luxe talks, or that Dye's are damn good. Bob Longs are legendary for their efficiency, and Machine Vapors/MacDev's are like the cool hipsters of the brands. That, or you shit in Planet Eclipse gun, as well as hot glue a plastic grav fed onto it. Actually, fill up the hopper with shit, and then hot glue it to his gun, then fire once. Then shit in his ASA.
Then you can say that at least HIS Planet Eclipse gun is now shit.

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 04:28 PM

Orange Chicken, on 31 October 2012 - 01:20 AM, said:

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 06:43 PM

Orange Chicken, on 31 October 2012 - 01:20 AM, said:

Shit in the Asa is my joke. You see, you can shit on anything, but just one small turd in the Asa causes mass Kaos (pun intended). As he airs up his marker, shit coats his macro and lubes his reg. Now it lubes all the internals it goes through with a nice thick layer of crap. Then it fires, ruining his barrel. Some shit will go into the hopper. Small mists of shit comes out of the porting and a nice splatter of shit on his opponent/target.

Oh, and I'm too poor to be a PE Fanboy.

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let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)