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Wierdest things you've done? Regarding Paintball of course.

#1 Orange Chicken

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:46 PM

So whats some wierd things you do relating to paintball?
Ill start
Grab phone, gun, mask, and walk in bathroom= 30 minutes of well spent multitasking.
Accidentally or purposefully slept with my mask on (happened just last night as a matter of fact)
Decided to wear mask to places such as Circle K.
Tried to eat while playing.

Panda Man, on 14 April 2013 - 12:26 AM, said:

^Sad part is, your little... Disruptive Barrels are the quietest beating out a Lucky one by .02 Decibels. :P

#2 woodsballer414

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:51 PM

Every single day we play we walk to little ceasers in full setup, with markers, covered in paint and order 5 pizzas. So many people staring

Decided my phone ringing wasnt a good enough reason to stop walking the trigger

Fell asleep with my gun and walked the trigger sleeping

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:51 PM

havent done it, but one day i want to wear my black/gold dye i4's into a 7/11 and buy something but say nothing

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:00 PM

Practiced changing 12ies while Pinching a loaf.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:01 PM

Wore my paintball pants to my strict-about-dresscode school. No one cared.

Went to a costume party for Halloween as a paintball player and everyone had to ask me what I was

Once went through a drive through with my mask on. Got some funny looks, but it was worth it.

The girl ref put a tournament on in the walk-ons with the prize being a lap dance from her, so we did 5-man hyperball. I got to snake everytime, and my team won the tournament. Put us on 1v1s and guess who won?

A friend of mine threw insults that were pretty colorful at the other teams, "You gelatin?" "Hey! Sit your $5 ass down before I make some change!" "Is that bug splatter on your mask or did you just get shot by me?" and many others.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:06 PM

when i get bored at scenarios i start pelvic thrusting and singing. when you have a pump in one hand whilst pelvic thrusting and singing i'm a barbie girl every gun in the area gets aimed at you.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:18 PM

Well me and my friend were playing a fort to fort game at our field so we went to our front fort to protect it. and it was pretty quiet there so we get out our phones and talk eat a snickers and try each others guns. But i guess you can call clipping applejack to your pod pack to be weird.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:33 PM

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

Warning :

There are some things you just can't unsee

Check out Mike's new website! www.markerbids.com

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:35 PM

Oh I forgot, during woodsball(desertball here) games and scenario games, id stuff food into some of my pods. And juice packs. Its a great idea until you throw bags of burgers and a burrito into your hopper.

Panda Man, on 14 April 2013 - 12:26 AM, said:

^Sad part is, your little... Disruptive Barrels are the quietest beating out a Lucky one by .02 Decibels. :P

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:35 PM

TechPB-Mike, on 23 April 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

Warning :

There are some things you just can't unsee

i need to learn how to put this in my sig...

i rock a fx fusion

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:37 PM

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

Warning :

There are some things you just can't unsee

You what? :blink:

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:40 PM

Wat, on 23 April 2012 - 08:18 PM, said:

That's really ballsy, nice one man.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:47 PM

TechPB-Mike, on 23 April 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

Warning :

There are some things you just can't unsee

and this is why I love techpb

chi-townSniper, on 20 January 2012 - 07:54 PM, said:

TechPB-Mike, on 20 January 2012 - 07:28 PM, said:

let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)

Especially with this SOPA shit...Mikes piling porn in there like a squirrel gettin ready for winter.

#14 sameagol26

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:52 PM

Mike you shouldn't tempt me like that. Posted Image

My Youtube Channel --> BTDeltafan101

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:56 PM

survivorspbteam, on 23 April 2012 - 08:35 PM, said:

TechPB-Mike, on 23 April 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

Warning :

There are some things you just can't unsee

i need to learn how to put this in my sig...

hit the reply botton, copy what will be in the section where you type and paste that in your sig

chi-townSniper, on 20 January 2012 - 07:54 PM, said:

TechPB-Mike, on 20 January 2012 - 07:28 PM, said:

let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)

Especially with this SOPA shit...Mikes piling porn in there like a squirrel gettin ready for winter.

#16 Orange Chicken

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:31 PM

So uh...Mike posted on my topic. Just throwing that out there!

Panda Man, on 14 April 2013 - 12:26 AM, said:

^Sad part is, your little... Disruptive Barrels are the quietest beating out a Lucky one by .02 Decibels. :P

#17 MZinCamo

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:41 PM

Okso I searched that...I had no idea that people made pornos about paintballfields.

Lol.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:46 PM

Last scenario I went to, a guy had the upper advantage on me, I knew I was out. So I tried to do some awesome dance moves to dodge the paint. Got lit up pretty good. good times<img class="bbc_emoticon" alt="