[PacosTacos88]

I work as a delivery driver while in college, the hours work with school and I make some decent money some days.

But dealing with customers is one thing I've always hated.

Phone call last night:

Thank you for choosing --- ---, this is Eric will this be for delivery or carryout?

HEY ASSHOLE I ORDERED A PIZZA, AND I ORDERED IT WELL DONE, NOT BURNT.

What I wanted to say: Hey retard, you ordered a PIZZA well done, not a steak. Pizza being mostly comprised of dough and is like ordering toast well done, the shit is gonna be a lil bit darker than our regular pizza which already comes out pretty dark. I boxed your pizza myself and I know the shit wasn't burnt or I wouldn't have sent it out to your whiny bitch ass cuz I know I would have had to just bring you out another one.

What I really said: Omgz I'm so sorry about that lemme get my manager.

He then continued to shout thru the phone bitching that he orders every week, every day, no, every second of every day and we should treat him like a prized bitch.

TLDR: bitchy customer eats entire burnt pizza, then complains, then is given a future credit to the store

This post has been edited by PacosTacos88: 20 January 2013 - 10:06 PM

[andrewthewookie]

What an asshole.

[TK-421]

Yeah, the general public generally sucks, lol. At least you only got bitched out over the phone, I used to work at a gas station and had the privilege of getting bitched out in person.

[live_rich_die_poor]

Dont u just love how people decide to eat all and then complain I will not lie i have sent food back and or complained but i never eat more than a bite or two to see if is gonna be bad. Dude sounds like a d bag

[kingJurzy]

Sounds like he went full retard.

[A&MBaller]

I have problems at the paintbullet field with stupid stuff like this.....

[tallsmallboy44]

A&MBaller, on 20 January 2013 - 10:36 PM, said:

I have problems at the paintbullet field with stupid stuff like this.....

Dem angry rentals mmmmmm.

[Potato]

I ref hockey and the parents and well, everybody is a giant douche whether you make the right call or not.

[Silyputy]

i know how you feel lol, i work at walmart right now as im 17 and in school and i can choose when i work. im a store standards (cart pusher ) but i know all the people up at customer service so i spend some time up there just chatting with them. you have no idea how many angry people have come in to bitch that something was "off". or they ate half the danm box of something then bring it back and say "it tastes bad". and im like WTF get out. wish i could say that some times.... then their is all the seasonal stuff people try and bring back after the season do you know how many people iv seen bring back a christmas tree that looks used to hell the day after christmas. i fricken hate it and management just says do it. stupid thing is its out policy not do return seasonal stuff unless its broken ext. i know how you feel. most days i want to slap a couple people. sorry to /rant in your thread just saying your not alone. anyone else have this happen to them. danm i hate retail.

[WeAre138]

PacosTacos88, on 20 January 2013 - 10:05 PM, said:

I work as a delivery driver while in college, the hours work with school and I make some decent money some days.

But dealing with customers is one thing I've always hated.

Phone call last night:

Thank you for choosing --- ---, this is Eric will this be for delivery or carryout?

HEY ASSHOLE I ORDERED A PIZZA, AND I ORDERED IT WELL DONE, NOT BURNT.

What I wanted to say: Hey retard, you ordered a PIZZA well done, not a steak. Pizza being mostly comprised of dough and is like ordering toast well done, the shit is gonna be a lil bit darker than our regular pizza which already comes out pretty dark. I boxed your pizza myself and I know the shit wasn't burnt or I wouldn't have sent it out to your whiny bitch ass cuz I know I would have had to just bring you out another one.

What I really said: Omgz I'm so sorry about that lemme get my manager.

He then continued to shout thru the phone bitching that he orders every week, every day, no, every second of every day and we should treat him like a prized bitch.

TLDR: bitchy customer eats entire burnt pizza, then complains, then is given a future credit to the store

I know that feel. I was a shift manager at papa johns through high school. It was our policy that if you ate the whole pizza you didnt get a credit though. If you wanted a remake you had to let us bring the old pizza back.

[Wolfwood]

Try working as a Barista, shittin god.

Someone will walk in to the store on their cellphone or some shit, walk up to the counter.

"Hello! What can-" Then the snobby cunt will raise her finger in my face. What I WANT to do, is to tell her to go get bent sideways and backwards, but I just sit there like a idiot with my thumb up my ass, giving her my "Ohmygodareyouserious?" Face until Snobby McCunterson puts down her phone, says "Medium Latte to go" I ring that shit up, make her drink, she grabs it and walks away with no tip.

And yes, the cunts like that drive cunty cars, too. And It's not just woman, I've seen all sorts of people pull that shit, where they won't hang up their phone, they get in line, can't make up their mind and hold up the line that is now going out the door and will you just fucking move to the side cheesus christ!

But it's all worth the barely above minimum wage and decent tips. At least I can draw dicks in their lattes with milk and all that such.

[Blade of grass]

Wolfwood, on 22 January 2013 - 03:16 AM, said:

Try working as a Barista, shittin god.

Someone will walk in to the store on their cellphone or some shit, walk up to the counter.

"Hello! What can-" Then the snobby cunt will raise her finger in my face. What I WANT to do, is to tell her to go get bent sideways and backwards, but I just sit there like a idiot with my thumb up my ass, giving her my "Ohmygodareyouserious?" Face until Snobby McCunterson puts down her phone, says "Medium Latte to go" I ring that shit up, make her drink, she grabs it and walks away with no tip.

And yes, the cunts like that drive cunty cars, too. And It's not just woman, I've seen all sorts of people pull that shit, where they won't hang up their phone, they get in line, can't make up their mind and hold up the line that is now going out the door and will you just fucking move to the side cheesus christ!

But it's all worth the barely above minimum wage and decent tips. At least I can draw dicks in their lattes with milk and all that such.

Winning

[junits15]

I work at a Bertucci's, we recently got an update for the complaint system that doesn't allow customers to complain more than twice a month. But I get all the same shit regardless.
one guy tries to order the same pizza every week, and every week we tell him we don't have it, and every week he walks in drunk off his ass to pick up the closest thing we have.

Honestly I totally know what that feeling is like, This job has given me zero faith in humanity, literally I hate every single person that walks in the door, I hate you first, I only like you if you give me a good reason to.

This post has been edited by junits15: 24 January 2013 - 07:01 PM

[Silyputy]

junits15, on 24 January 2013 - 06:56 PM, said:

I work at an Italian restaurant that does carryout pizza, we recently got an update for the complaint system that doesn't allow customers to complain more than twice a month. But I get all the same shit regardless.
one guy tries to order the same pizza every week, and every week we tell him we don't have it, and every week he walks in drunk off his ass to pick it up

Ban from restaurant?

[nickp]

I know that feel bro. I operate chairlifts and what happens a lot is when a guest eats shit on the loading ramp they always put the blame on me that I wasn't paying attention and the lift did not stop. First off guy I was paying attention and second the lift stopped as fast as it could without harming guest on line. It takes a lot of energy to stop a 1,200lbs chair from hitting you when you were negligent. Most of these fuckers are looking to sue the shit out of the mountain. They are the reason why lift tickets are $20 higher than what they should be due to the number of people threatening to sue and rising insurance cost.

[Wolfwood]

nickp, on 24 January 2013 - 07:29 PM, said:

I know that feel bro. I operate chairlifts and what happens a lot is when a guest eats shit on the loading ramp they always put the blame on me that I wasn't paying attention and the lift did not stop. First off guy I was paying attention and second the lift stopped as fast as it could without harming guest on line. It takes a lot of energy to stop a 1,200lbs chair from hitting you when you were negligent. Most of these fuckers are looking to sue the shit out of the mountain. They are the reason why lift tickets are $20 higher than what they should be due to the number of people threatening to sue and rising insurance cost.

Good Ole' Mericans. When something doesn't go absolutely perfectly to the smallest variable. Sue! Put those people out of jobs! You won't have to work for five whole years!

'Merica!

[Antonious]

It's for this very reason why I'm worried about the jobs I'll get after I get out of the military. I'm so used to not having to polite with other people's bullshit. I hear stories about all the shit my buddy has to put up with working at CostCo and every one of them I'm sure I'd not be able to handle too well.

[Wolfwood]

Antonious, on 25 January 2013 - 12:59 PM, said:

It's for this very reason why I'm worried about the jobs I'll get after I get out of the military. I'm so used to not having to polite with other people's bullshit. I hear stories about all the shit my buddy has to put up with working at CostCo and every one of them I'm sure I'd not be able to handle too well.

CostCo pays it's employees incredibly well, way to well for what they do, but more than the people who put up with the most bullshit.

It all really boils down to retail, if you work retail or anything related or similar to retail, ie, interacting with the general public in any way, shape or form, you're going to have a shitty time of it.

It's always that one prick who just ruins you're entire day and puts you in a bad mood.

[G4paintballer]

Where I work if someone calls back after getting food delivered and wants a new one, we'll bring them a new one, but if they ate all of the first or wont give it back they wont get the new one.

[PandasEverywhere]

I work at Best Buy...dealing with middle aged Americans that do not truly understand electronics and yet come in buying them expecting that they will do everything they want. None of us are on commission, Best Buy pays us well enough to not care about that. Our job is literally just to inform customers and help them out with making purchases but most customers say their "tech guru" told them what to buy when their "guru" turns out to be a 12 year old kid with no experience on computers other than Minecraft. Not only have I built my PC for gaming, I have built PC's for others for both commercial and personal use. It irritates me when someone buys an iPad then comes back saying how they were told it is supposed to do everything their laptop could but then it does none of that. I show the people Polaris Office, the bluetooth keyboards available and inform them that tablets will never (or at least not yet) fully replace a laptop as there are still certain limits to it. They get mad, tell me I am wrong, and leave.

tl;dr
Work as a bagger at a grocery store if you can, especially a Food Lion or Bi-Lo. Retail sucks and so doe Fast Food

This post has been edited by PandasEverywhere: 27 January 2013 - 11:44 AM