[breg]

Couple of weeks ago I was at the field playing air ball. You have to remember that I am nominally a back player due to my size. I was at the can and a huge gust of wind blew up and well the bunker blew over. My fat ass had to dive into the snake! Not a lot of fun

Felt like Chris Farley "Fat man in a little coat"

[True Colours]

Thread res, Bring more lulz

[tubberthump]

some kids gun wasnt working so he looked down the barrel and and pulled the trigger. you can guess what happened next

[Lime]

The only people at my field were a group of little kids who thought I was a pro and were scared of me.

[OBF]

Rental players who play COD alot make me laugh. They make me laugh whenever they rent the giant ass BT-4 M16 thing and try to play Xball with it. It's not pretty.

[Slider993]

The other day, I was playing pump and I was around the 30 or so in this recball field. I'm looking around and I see this guy running on the side of this hill to my left. He was at least a good 200 feet away and so I decided to take a pot shot at him. I gogged him and I was like LOLWUT?!?! Afterwards I was really ticked that I didn't have my GoPro....

[SIEFKA]

Was playing a local woodsball scenario at Chaos Paintball. Our teams captain, 2 other guys and I are going towards blue sides base in the woods to hang our red flag. Well some big guy on our team comes around the corner and starts to pull the flag down. Our captain screams and I mean screams: "NO!!!!!! IM THE CAPTAIN AND I GET TO PULL THE FLAG!!!!!" So the guys is like ok geeze. All the sudden we start getting shot at from the blue team and the big guy then tries to shoot and jump over a log at the same time. He trips over the log, does a flip, and finally lands on his face and moons the entire place while getting shot out.

[TheSideShow]

one kid with all 2011 gear and a dye nt was messing around and bonus balling rentals. promptly after gettin gogged by him, a nearby rental went on a bonzai run and totaled 3 eliminations. the best of which was hin unloading 3 shots to his chest and a perfect shot to the forehead. everyone in deadbox was awestruck.

[ikik32]

tooo funny

[Akrai-47]

>Be 15
>playing woodsball
>be only one on team with balls to actually grab flag
>running back to base with flag and little 10 year old is trying to direct me where to go
>running 180mph and go straight into wee man
>he gets launched i stumble relatively same place
>gun lying ontop of my mansack, look over kid kicking around obviously in pain
>try to comfort him and he accidentally kicks trigger of gun with the barrel lying ontop of the coinpurse
>feel unbearable pain
>wee man feels bad, picks up my gun and shoots me in leg again accidentally
>leg shot broke skin, didnt feel a damn thing i was in so much pain

[DJ Brain Dead]

a few weeks ago, my friend and i went to play woodsball with rentals, i have a dp g4, my friend had and fx fusion, well we went onto the field, and we were on the rental team, so it was rentals v.s speedballers, my friend and i split up, about a minute later i hear a bunch of shuffles behind me, i look back and the whole team on rentals are waiting behind me, hoping i would protect them. i almost died laughing until a kid with an ego 11 came over and put a whole hopper into my mask.

[Hotelboy2]

I was playing with a private party from my work. Only my self and my buddy were the only ones who have actually played before. So Naturally we got split up, and hes got a better shot then me, but I can run faster so I decided to just use my speed and sneak up on him. I run up the left side of the field, get him out and continue to get the remanding few members of his team out while I was over there. I couldn't find anyone so I look at the ref and asked "Is that all of them" right then and there my teammates open fire on me getting me out then he calls the game. LOLWUT

[Marchal03]

Heres an lol what moment. Here in Alabama we have weird people called rednecks. These rednecks like woodsball and think that paintball is real live combat. So one of these rednecks got the bright idea of bringing a real machete to the field. The refs didn't catch him till it fell out..... Also people here have a tendency to over exaggerate getting shot out. Like getting shot out and falling to the ground and playing dead....

[lashcoin]

> First time at field
> 2 on 2
> Me and owner vs. father and son
> Game Starts
> First slide ever (Terrible)
> Actually not that bad (LOLWUT #1)
> Owner gets eliminated (LOLWUT #2)
> Look out bunker
> Guy is looking right at me from 10 ft
> Pot shot
> Elimination (LOLWUT #3)
> See second guy asking if his son got out
> Gog him
> Owner gives me case of paint for being awesome (LOLWUT #4)

This is the day I loved my mini. I miss it so...

This post has been edited by lashcoin: 28 August 2011 - 06:49 PM

[pb=life]

after sliding into snake 2 times with shorts on I look down at my leg that was dripping blood it took me 2 days to realize that I had torn a scab off mid slide, lolwut blood

[Nick Wist]

> Some kids axe goes down
> buddy spent an hour fixing it
> kid goes to chrono gun
> kid doesn't put barrel sock on
> or turn off gun
> kid shoots my buddy in the nuts from like 4 feet away

[True Colours]

LOL THAT SUCKS^^^

[proto ftw]

i got shot from behind the ball went in between my right cheek and my mask then splattered on my left cheek i was like what the hell

[True Colours]

proto ftw, on 03 September 2011 - 10:36 PM, said:

i got shot from behind the ball went in between my right cheek and my mask then splattered on my left cheek i was like what the hell

[pwnthe2g]

brought my (new for me) ego 7 to the field, chono'd it at 667 fps, died inside because i thought i blew my solenoid with a shot that hard, chrono'd it down to 250 (field limit) and a few rounds later had to do a rechrono which is rare, but someone was being an ass and had turned up the fps. apparently it was me, my reg backed out i was shooting 375~ fps. the refs were like dude this gun hates you. two seconds later i accidentally pulled my super sensitive trigger and shot and broke the screen of the chronograph.. it was a bad day. another moment was when the ref asked me to switch teams to even up the skill. the other ref was unaware of the switch, and started the game(without a countdown, which is another lolwut moment) and both teams thought i was on the other team. i was shot probably 150 times and our HORRIBLE spectrum paint doesnt break.