[Josh13]

I one time got a bounce off of my sly profits.

[NJC]

i tagged a noob out then used him as a bunker to shit his friend, who shot him many times

[aresfiend]

I was playing with a bunch of renters 6 on 6, not to be sexist but there were 2 guys (me and another guy) and 4 girls, I told everybody I was going for the back bunker and I need to be able to shoot out both sides so please take a different bunker. The horn blows and I find myself at the bunker shooting out my right toward snake then trip when I am going to start laning on the 3 people in dorito to trip over 3 girls, I was able to get 2 of them to move but the other one would not move. I said fine and went to replace the guy who was covering snake and told her to tell me if anybody got to a place where they could shoot me from the left.

At this point it pretty much turns into me occasionally shooting at the person over in the other corner and the person 15 feet away from me in the snake, I never got either of them out because I got shot in the center of my left shoulder blade

They were good people but I really over expected things in the terms of tactics.

[Thejester]

Running into the snake Dive in. Crunch ping snap. Uh oh. Deadly wind barrel snaps off I start running and randomfiring every where

[Ashton S]

My very first game on an airball field when I was 10 years old, it was 4 against 4 my team was all rentals, not even 5 seconds pass and we lose the game!
To this day I have never lost a game that fast

[BlackRabbit]

Playing woodsball & had just wiped out the opposing team when out of nowhere a guy comes leaping out from behind a tree like fucking Rambo shooting everywhere all panicked...their where 4 of us just standing their & he missed all of us....

[Ashton S]

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guy comes leaping out from behind a tree like fucking Rambo shooting everywhere all panicked...their where 4 of us just standing their & he missed all of us..

Hahaha I have seen that before

[armypb4]

it was my first time ever playing airball and i was playing with these 2 guys that were on a team. so after a few minutes, we are the only ones left, and the 2 guys are yelling back and forth enemy postions to us using abrieviations like d2, s1, ect. i had no clue what they were saying so i asked one of the guys in the middle of the game what d3 meant and he replied "it means dorito 3" and i was like lolwat?

[Demon]

armypb4, on 05 November 2011 - 08:43 PM, said:

it was my first time ever playing airball and i was playing with these 2 guys that were on a team. so after a few minutes, we are the only ones left, and the 2 guys are yelling back and forth enemy postions to us using abrieviations like d2, s1, ect. i had no clue what they were saying so i asked one of the guys in the middle of the game what d3 meant and he replied "it means dorito 3" and i was like lolwat?

one of my first times playing indoor after not playing for a few years i was playing with a professional team who were running a fun practice thing, they explained to me what they were calling the bunkers but i kept thinking that s3 was FARTHEST from us, so i was in dorito corner and saw a guy slide into snake, he snapped out and i started yelling out s3 s3 s3 our snake player thinking the guy was RIGHT in front of him jumps up and goes to bunker him, runs down an empty bunker and gets lit up by the snake player who was actually in s1 which i thought was s3, and in the middle of the game one of the other pro players started to explain to me exactly what happened and why i got him shot the fuck up, he wasn't happy when he walked off and i felt terrible like a dog that peed on the carpet, so i went and apologised and he was cool about it and said don't worry but when it happened i was like lolwut the whole time and he stopped just as he went past the empty bunker and had this look of LOLWUT....*pain*..."out"... still feel bad about it to this day lol

[newbie_baller_Ethan]

Friend shoots my hopper and the lid flies open. Then another ball gets shot into the hopper. Lots of cleaning up

[rakon]

We had a bunch of rental players on our local field, and two of them had own markers. They went to the chrony and it shows 475 I was like "wtf?!" (Here in Germany speed is limited to 214 fps...per law).
I asked him if he had modified the spring inside the regulator.
He told me "I bought it that way!". And shortly after that "We were playing like this forever".
I also took a look at his mask and thought it was dirty, no the Mask was severly damaged...


Another day me and a friend were playing some 1vs1, and we were running and gunning around the X in the middle. Unloaded a full Hopper and none of that freaking balls broke...
After that we were looking at the Owner "Hey did you switch to reballs".

[Bigcardsfan]

Me and about 4 friends went to our local field and seeing as though there was 5 of us we decided a 2 on 3 match and we get to playing and I shoot out one kid and my friend shoot put another so we decide rus it so we sprint up to and my friend runs right into the snake falling over and shootin himself right in the nuts. It was hilarious even the ref at the field was dying he was laughing so hard

[meta2]

Playing pump, snapshooting a guy while I was behind a half deflated rocket (I had to hold it up lol) and I get hit. And then I get hit again, and again, and ultimately about eight times in rapid succession (2 seconds). I had my gun up the whole time. As I'm walking out, middlefinger the guy that overshot me.

Same game, the guy that shot me was shot by our back right. Nice shot too. Guy walks down whole side of the field and gets in his face in the middle of the game and screams assorted profanity at him. It was kinda funny because our guy completely disregarded that fact he was there lol.

A few games later, my friend and I playing pump are at two rockets (perpendicular to each other on the field, about at the 25-30). I get hit, I walk out. He's still in. This guy runs up to try to bunker him, misses all of the five shots he fired and gets hit once by my friend only to have it break on him. My friend resumes his concentration on the guy he's snapshooting, with the guy yelling at him that he was out and everything. He then turns around and walks to our home player and shoots him for no reason pretty close from what I heard. The kid is ten. I wasn't there, but that was my friend (the other pump)'s recollection of it.

Almost all of the people were over 300 (field likes you to be at about 290, they were all around 315-320) and were really bitchy about having to chrono. Guys had their barrel socks off and one shot the ground and a piece bounced off and hit me in the face, kinda near my eye. I told him, "Bro, put your sock and and turn your gun off!"

All he basically said was, "I didn't shoot you, I don't really care, and neither does anyone else." Then he proceeds to walk away with his gun still on and his sock still off.

Also, the little ten year old was told by his cousin to go bunker the snake, so he does, but doesn't know that there are two in the snake. Therefore, bunkers one and gets shot a couple times from close range. Kid goes and starts crying, but he was only shot about 4 times. The kid's cousin (about 25, big guy, kinda muscular, won't take any shit,) gets up in the guy's face. Later he apologized because he realized he didn't shoot him that much. The guy was really pissed at his cousin though.




Weird night, Friday was.

[LUXOR54]

out playing woodsball with my bt delta for the first time, 5 min later only have about 6 paintballs left i'm the last one, they have 4 people moving up the field, i get shot out and while walking off the field my friend comes up and says "why didn't you just surrender, i would have" i just looked at him at punched him in the gut and walked away, and he was like LOL WUT?!?!?!?
found out last week he sold all of his paintball gear because he didn't like the "pain aspect" of the sport..

[MaxFishr]

Snuck up on my friends little brother and shot him in the butt and he pissed himself.

[Bacon1498]

Didn't happen to me but.... My friend went "Rambo" lmao. He was the last one so he decided to run up the middle of the field screaming at the top of his lungs, RAMBOOOOOOOOO!!1!1!
It was so much more funny in person because he's like 4foot7 and he has a huge ass project salvo with which he insists on hip firing at all times.

When he got hit, he dropped his gun, fell to the ground and started rolling around screaming RAMBO DOWN! RAMBO DOWN!!!!!

[gijoey959]

I was playing recball on a small field with a borrowed Spyder, and there was a kid who kept trying to snap shot me even though I was behind some serious cover. So, anticipating him snapping out again, I unload on the corner he's been popping out from, hit his mask, and I stop shooting after I realize it... the lolwut? Well I was mashing the trigger as fast as I could, so there were a million balls in the air, and as soon as the kid got hit, he started sprinting for the dead zone, so there are still a couple shots flying towards him, and they are falling from loosing speed... Corn holed the kid 3 times. How do I know? He yelled "OW, HE JUST SHOT ME IN THE BUTT HOLE"

Another one is when I was playing woodsball, I was 1v1 on a guy with a much better marker, he was laying down some serious paint, and I was just trying to not get out. I started backing up, nearly fall, and he shoots my hopper off. So I lean down to pick it up, all the while backpedaling, trying not to fall, and picking up my hopper, I pull my butt cheek muscle, stand straight up and get clocked in the mask. I was laughing, I guess it has to happen to you for it to be funny lol

[Jarz]

I was playing on the 27th, and it was terribly rainy up here. Puddles were everywhere. We decided to play on the speedball field, and I dove into the snake twice, getting soaked each time, but I hardly ended up feeling the water because it all went numb for the rest of the day. I also got shot right between my index and middle finger while walking the trigger. The paint was red-filled, so I scared guys at the deadbox with red goo dripping down my hand.

[MaxFishr]

MaxFishr, on 06 December 2011 - 11:30 AM, said:

Snuck up on my friends little brother and shot him in the butt and he pissed himself.

Like he literally pissed himself. I'm not kidding.

[OUpaintball37]

I was playing at a fort once and someone took a paint grenade and threw it at the wall and got half our team out in about 5 seconds.