[tatersinmytummy]

A&MPBaller, on 01 December 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

People thinking my gun is "full auto"

This. I was playing semi capped at 12 or something bps, on a speedball field last saturday. some little bitch ass kid comes up to me after the game ans says "Hey man, turn off your full auto! It's an unfair advantage" and wouldn't believe me that a) I wasn't using full auto, and my fingers were just moving that fast.

[NBTIppy]

tatersinmytummy, on 01 December 2012 - 09:57 PM, said:

A&MPBaller, on 01 December 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

People thinking my gun is "full auto"

This. I was playing semi capped at 12 or something bps, on a speedball field last saturday. some little bitch ass kid comes up to me after the game ans says "Hey man, turn off your full auto! It's an unfair advantage" and wouldn't believe me that a) I wasn't using full auto, and my fingers were just moving that fast.

explaining semi-auto on a speedball marker is impossible, people just dont get it.

[tatersinmytummy]

NBTIppy, on 01 December 2012 - 11:35 PM, said:

tatersinmytummy, on 01 December 2012 - 09:57 PM, said:

A&MPBaller, on 01 December 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

People thinking my gun is "full auto"

This. I was playing semi capped at 12 or something bps, on a speedball field last saturday. some little bitch ass kid comes up to me after the game ans says "Hey man, turn off your full auto! It's an unfair advantage" and wouldn't believe me that a) I wasn't using full auto, and my fingers were just moving that fast.

explaining semi-auto on a speedball marker is impossible, people just dont get it.

the funny bit was he understood how it worked. he had a spider electra or some shit, but he just couldn't rap his head around the fact that my fingers could move 10-12 times per second.

[teamDYNASTY]

people who call me a pro because i wear a jersey i dont mind that its funny because they will look upto you the rest of day

me and my dad always play together and we have the same setup and it doesnt really botherus when people callus that because weremore expierenced we laugh most of the time and just walk away

new players that think they are cool because they shot someone

i was talking to my friend about getting a geo and this random kid says " i got a all gold one" and next weekend we see him renting

people take walk on days to seriously , were not here to fight you wanna be military guy

theres always that one guy you go after you dont know why you just wanna elimnate him so bad and you shoot him and itsaclear shot i shot him 2 times , he bunkers me , HE DIDNT EVEN WIPE THESHOTS JUST BUM RUSHES ME [ my term for bunkering]

i love helping new players i willlet them shoot my gun but i will be following him you justhear to many stories about gear being stolen techpbmike said "you gear will get stolen!"

the kid at your school example " oh im so much better then you at paintball ahhhhh ill 1v1 you on speedball ahhhhh my tippman 98 has like this new 22 inch barrrel its sooo sweet"

kids at my school all know iplay paintball iget challenges all the time and apparently the one guy i told you about that said he had a allgold geo????? well now his brother plays proffesionally i asked him his name he gave me a look and didnt say anything

ramping on walk on days

and finally , your average so called "pro"

[NPpballer]

People who blame stuff on their equipment. A lot of times we split up teams based on what guns you own. Typically newer players aren't gonna run $1200 setups. This one guy with a brand new 2k12 G6r was saying, "I don't really think the gun should be a measure of skill in my case."

When people in the "Advanced" group bitch about being bunkered. If you're gonna sit in the back and hide in your bunker at the end of the game, you're going to get shot. Either move up or shut up.

[Cossak11]

CODballers: noun Players (Usually rookies or New players) who equate paintball items or techniques to Call of Duty; People who think paintball IS call of duty.

examples of popular CODballer statements: Dude, I have juggernaut perk! i'm not out yet!

I just quick-scoped that guy!

That guy must have sleight of hand pro.

Look at my M-16 (Actually has a Tippmann Alpha black) Your guns suck (Others are using tippmann 98s, essentially the same gun internally.)

(Gets someone out) I have scavenger perk, give me your bullets.


I've heard all of these before ^^^

[Carolus Rex]

Don't have many but this one sort of sticks out. One of my milsim buddys once said this about the Trracer

"It's a very acurate weapon"

What is this i don't even....

Haven't really experienced alot of the stuff you all have mentioned. Other than the renters who think my PMR is the coolest shit ever.

[TheGuy]

Little to no competition. Its honestly not fun shooting out rentals. I like when I go with a few friends (who are also fairly good) and theres another group of guys there who we are constantly battling throughout the day.

rain

bad paint

bunkers dripping in paint fill on both sides

anyone who mentions swag or hk

[Irish725]

I kinda like when I am gunfighting other owners through the day, it kinda becomes a fun little competition.

[Orange Chicken]

People thinking I'm shooting full auto. People thinking I overshoot just because I use an electro. On Saturdays, the ref's restrict me from moving past the 50, regardless of group. This is a love/hate thing, is when people walk up to me and expect me to know everything about their gun and whats wrong with it and how they should play and ask if they can follow me around. This is because I wear a jersey and pants and mask that match.
Guys with their Tippmanns thinking their so boss.
People who tell other people wrong information regarding paintball.
The douchebag.
The loud punks.
Punks that have skater hair and are fat.
People questioning my orange cleats in my all white setup.
People thinking that I'm "pro" just because I have my name and team name on my jersey, then laugh at me when I get out ONCE.

[Rollieelmo]

I'm gonna list stuff instead of a rant because otherwise I'd get madbromad enough to get a temp ban:

1. Out of bounds means you're out.
2. You have a hit on your face, you get out.
3. If everyone you shoot is bleeding from where they got shot, maybe you should chrono your gun. It's 2 balls, not that hard.
4. "That guy."
5. "That group of guys."
6. Getting shot in the back by my own team.

It's basically gotten to the point where I only play with my team, or with a group of guys I know and can trust, or I just sit in the back in recball.

This post has been edited by Rollieelmo: 17 December 2012 - 12:40 AM

[Jalen]

When they say "Oh, we're pretty much regulars here. Yeah, we come here all the time, like once a month"