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Quartz, Parchment, Shears! Game.

#1201 User is offline   TacticlTwinkie 

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 10:20 PM

They were filled with helium, so they float away.
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 12:01 AM

helium is actually heavier than air and scientists just dont want you to know
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 12:24 AM

the scientists lied

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 02:24 AM

exactly :dodgy:
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 07:00 AM

Precisely :dodgy:
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:56 AM

indeed
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:56 AM

Blow up dolls are made if sandpaper. Army finds them and is infuriated.
Come for my guns and I will gladly give you my bullets.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:12 AM

but army grunts are horny bastards, so they just put a little hair on it and now they're fine with it

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:33 AM

Blow up dolls are sodomized by magic Johnson. Whole army gets HIV and dies!
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:35 AM

magic johson suffers from erectile dysfunction and can't get it up

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:50 AM

Magic Johnson called life alert

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I still suck and barely know positions.

thats what my wife said when I first met her.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:40 AM

HAHAHA ... life alert shows up and saves his erection, but he dies from lack of blood flow to the rest of his body

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:03 AM

Life alert is actually a castration company.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:18 AM

HIV is spread through blood. Magic Johnson explodes from the pain infecting all the dolls.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:34 AM

magic johnson died two posts ago of complications from erectile dysfunction .. the dolls come to life and incinerate his body

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:40 AM

A whole ocean of water puts out the fire and drowns the dolls

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:46 AM

the "blow up - inflatable" dolls float .. and as a bonus, they are brainless, which means they are also zombie proof

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 12:30 PM

Blow up dolls inherit the earth.
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 01:06 PM

invaded by spikey aliens and destroys all the blow up dolls.
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 01:12 PM

Black hole that is racist towards all aliens.

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Dude, I wouldn't pay anymore than tree fiddy for a kingjurzy.


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