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TechpbMike > Chuck Norris Mike is the Chuck Norris of Paintball

#121 User is offline   TheGuy 

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Posted 16 February 2011 - 09:24 PM

View PostGuardian1134, on 16 February 2011 - 09:23 PM, said:

We commonly hear the phrase "be the ball" Now... have you ever wondered what the paint ball thinks?... "be the mike...be the mike..."



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Posted 16 February 2011 - 09:29 PM

oh god. what did i do?


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Posted 16 February 2011 - 09:54 PM

View PostGuardian1134, on 16 February 2011 - 09:29 PM, said:

oh god. what did i do?

you brought back an epic thread!
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 02:25 AM

TechPB Mike once played in the oklahoma d-day game against 4000 other players using only a rubber band, his left big toe and half a monsterball..everyone left because mike is the product of magyver and chuck norris round house kicking each other wearing bombs made of duct tape and pencil shavings

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 02:42 AM

Mike can shake and shoot a vl200 on his bob long with c02 and still win the world cup

Mike doesnt use an hpa tank..the air around him is pressured into his gun through fear

Spontaneous combustion was scientificaly proven when mike arrived at living legends..but only he survived

A ref once called mike out because he thought he saw a ball break...but mike was only changing colours to blend into his suroundings

mikes spawn location in a scenario game is in your mind

Waldo was taught in the art of camouflage by mike, hence why no one can find him

A reporter once tried to do a segment on mike..she awoke 6 months later in mexico..never ask his secrets

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 09:21 AM

Mike can walk on any paintball field, yell surrender and you have to cause there is no safe distance from Mike. 

And Waldo is hiding from Mike. Lol

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 09:30 AM

Damn phone sorry for the double post.

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 11:17 AM

Mike sued lays for false advertisement, because he can eat just one lays chip

When Mike goes through burger king and asks for a Big mac..he gets it

Buffalo are nearly extinct because when mike was a kid they were target practice for paintball

When asked mike says barrels have no effect on accuracy, they all shoot the same for him, that is because the fastest way for a ball to escape mike is in a straight line
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 02:36 PM

Mike once got 11 "kills" in one recball game. Oh, wait. That was Borg. SCORE IS IRREVELENT!
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 04:04 PM

Mike once told a newbie that the newbie was the best newbie he's ever seen. The Newbie went on to win world cup single-handedly because of Mike's inspiration.

If Mike is shot out, the player that shot him out dies automatically and Mike is back in. No one shoots Mike out.

When Mike goes to the field, the xball field automatically trembles in fear because it's aware that Mike is about to rape on the field.
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 04:07 PM

Techpb Mike is so cool he can freeze paintballs.

Techpb Mike is so awesome when he tried to enter an awesome contest he couldn't because there were not professionals allowed.

Techpb Mike is so fly like a G6-r

Techpb Mike has no fear because fear fears mike
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 04:28 PM

Mike can get 9 shots of 250 cal off of a 68/45.

The one time Mike used a paint grenade... Well.. Hiroshima and Nagasaki..

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 09:54 PM

Whew. I thought I did some thing wrong hahaha. I really hope that mike reads these. These are good
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 10:26 PM

When TechPB Mike gets hit he doesn't get welts; the welts get TechPB Mike.

TechPb Mike eats agg kids and poops out paint balls; this is referred to recycling.

TechPb Mike once got shot with a real bullet; the bullet shattered into a bright yellow fill.

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 11:44 PM

View PostKitty, on 20 August 2010 - 12:13 AM, said:

Kitty > all



I aggree.
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Posted 18 February 2011 - 12:31 AM

Mike is so beast, he can surrender you from back right.
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Posted 18 February 2011 - 12:52 AM

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 01:32 AM

Techpb Mike and Chuck Norris played a 1v1 paintball one time. They also call it the Big bang.


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Posted 18 February 2011 - 05:34 PM

TechPB Mike took one ion, put it in his gearbag, and then it became the best shooting ion there ever was. Too bad he had to save a rock, and throw an ion.
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Posted 18 February 2011 - 06:29 PM

View Postbreg, on 17 February 2011 - 10:26 PM, said:


TechPb Mike once got shot with a real bullet; the bullet shattered into a bright yellow fill.



I like this :D

As the original poster, I have to say I love this thread, and the fact that it won't die. Just like Mike.
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