[Akrai-47]

pwnthe2g, on 04 September 2011 - 01:44 AM, said:

brought my (new for me) ego 7 to the field, chono'd it at 667 fps, died inside because i thought i blew my solenoid with a shot that hard, chrono'd it down to 250 (field limit) and a few rounds later had to do a rechrono which is rare, but someone was being an ass and had turned up the fps. apparently it was me, my reg backed out i was shooting 375~ fps. the refs were like dude this gun hates you. two seconds later i accidentally pulled my super sensitive trigger and shot and broke the screen of the chronograph.. it was a bad day. another moment was when the ref asked me to switch teams to even up the skill. the other ref was unaware of the switch, and started the game(without a countdown, which is another lolwut moment) and both teams thought i was on the other team. i was shot probably 150 times and our HORRIBLE spectrum paint doesnt break.

Bro that sounds terrible seeing 667 fps would def make me LOLWUT though

[denverdude]

-snip-

This post has been edited by jtusa181: 14 September 2011 - 10:52 PM

[ILostTheGame]

Well I was at my local speedball field and it was dead quiet. It was just me, and two of my friends with mech. woodsball markers, and me with my G4. So It's me versus the other two guys and me being the crazy guy ran up the dorito tapeline and got to their back aztek (I think it was an aztek) and so my friends turn around and shoot at me, but my friend on the other team was at the 50 yard line snake side and thought that the guy that I was shooting at was me so He shot the other guy out and then I just shot the other guy out. Not sure if that made sense. I tried to do that a second time but it didn't work that well...

(not sure if this qualifies... but still, EVERYONE there was like lolwut)

This post has been edited by ILostTheGame: 13 September 2011 - 10:54 PM

[lashcoin]

>New Marker
>Valve no work
>Order new valve
>Replace valve
>Go out back
>Let friend shoot me in the back
>Doesn't hurt at all

That Weekend...

>Same marker, no adjustments
>Go to chrono
>435 FPS
>Chrono screams
>Tell ref it didn't hurt when I got shot with it
>Show back
>Blood everywhere
>Never use autocockers again.

[slothcop]

i was woodsballing and a kids dday bought him a bt4 hpa and a decent hopper. its me and him. ive seen this kid call himself out b4 for no reason if a dudes within around 25 ft of him. it was towards the end of the game. hes in a bunker and im walking around. just us two. i fire a shot and my marker spazzed. i fire at a tree to see if its working right. the tre is five feet from me and the kid is maybe 30 yards. he goes OUT OUT HIT HIT!!! i was like wut?????

[DudeinDump]

^^ Hahaha that happened to my friend,

We have 2 people in a small fort, with 5 people on the other team pinning down the tower, (I was watching from the dead box)

But instead of tower downing, they shoot the sides of the town on 12 bps ramping which makes A LOT of noise.

So my friend screams like a banshee, and calls himself out. (He got a ton of spray on his mask) and the other guy gets towered down.

It was so damn funny. Everyone was laughing their asses off the entire day xD

[mash]

I wqs playing some outlaw ball with my buds and we were sitting around waiting on one kid, Bryton, to finish making his little fortress of sticks wnd stones. Well after about 20 mins of waiting we decided to come up with a plan. Both our team. And his.
Me, "Fuck this lets play"
Kody, "Common Bryton"
Garret, "Hay I have an idea"
All of us, "what?"
Garret, "If Bryton goes into that bunker he's making than we yell a secret word and EVERYONE attacks him"
Us, "What word?"
Kody, "I know. Deer"
So we finally start. Of course Bryton runs for his little fortress and about 3 mins into the game everyone starts yelling "Deer!".
Both teams rush him guns blazing!
Im sure you know the rest.
He was pissed.
But it was all in good fun.

[luboz]

I had a friend at my school say he could beat me with his spyder rodeo vs my invert mini and prophecy and when we played the second he got there and saw my gun he left and said he forgot he had practice

[XSVfan30]

i thought this was funny, one of the refs at my field cut a hole in his old mask so he could smoke through it on the field lol

[NJC]

Lime, on 09 August 2011 - 11:59 PM, said:

The only people at my field were a group of little kids who thought I was a pro and were scared of me.

happens to me cuz of my salvo and thats when a kid with an ego came and he read my eyes. my eyes said "help me out here, ramp or sumtin!'

[DJ Brain Dead]

last sunday i was playing with my team and we went up against a party of kids who all had Nt 11s so we are like ok, we then heard that they wouldnt play without their "Whole team" which is 8 people. we had 3 right there that day. so we said ok we have a mini, a fx fusion, and geo 2.1, we start right off the break we get 3 of their team out. so we then hear that all their guns are broken. we stop the game, then we start walking away, then we hear a shot from behind us. and a ball hits the bunker next to my head. i turn around see them with all their guns raised, we start running shooting with one hand and you start to hear them all start saying hit and crying. we look back only one of them were hit in the hopper, and all of them are crying. we walk off the field and they start yelling at eachother and shooting eachother, We start laughing LOLWUT?

[owenator]

i was at the field yesterday and this kid with a mini and full gear, he was like 11-12ish comes up to me before the game and he says, " you need to stop using a pump, they suck". So i say ok, good luck. i walk to my side and get into the snake off the break and as I'm running to the snake the kid with the mini, and no trigger control, shoots me almost seven times in the leg, none of them pop. so i get in the snake and bump up, i snap out, take one shot, and hear crying, i had shot him once in the hand. the kid left immediately after that game.

[Jarz]

I was playing reball last winter, and it was my first time on an airball field. I ran to the snake, crawled all the way through it, and was on the opposing team's back center. My BT was jamming, so I had to re-cock every shot. I shot an opposing member in the back, and he turned around a waved, like, "It's cool bro!" I was screaming, "You're out!" Then I ran D side, and got shot 2 feet away by my team member... had that mark for 6 months after...

[junits15]

I saw 3-4 people try to all play behind the deadbox at once


I can't believe I forgot this but once I was playing and my friend got hit with a strawberry scented paintball, we later found out there was this chick decked out in pink shooting strawberry scented (and flavored) paint through a pink shocker nxt lolwut

This post has been edited by junits15: 02 October 2011 - 07:52 PM

[PeanutWing]

Kids from school show up, seniors talking trash about how paintball is a try hard sport.
We go to Speedball first
Off break they pile behind the home bunker
Game goes on, the obvious happens, they all call themselves out without getting hit because of people shooting "Like a gajillion BPS"
They leave

wut

[Beast_Killa]

My friend Andrew was using a rental tippmann, and i let my other friend use my mini. it was only Andrew and my other friend left, and one of the refs yelled REMEMBER SURRENDER RULE! they both immediately said "I SURRENDER" thinking they were gonna get bunkered.

LOLWUT

[get.lit.up!]

Ok today I was playing the Vegas nppl layout an I ran pass 50 into their brick and started to shoot into the snake and nothing was coming out. I was like lolwut, my genx 40 round failed me?

Edit
I ran into the brick off break, those Impact guys made me do crazy shit

This post has been edited by get.lit.up!: 14 October 2011 - 12:55 AM

[Robot85]

Guy with a MILSIG playing snake.

[TECHDP=)]

1:25 wtf????

[njballer]

one time when i was in snake i felt something move across myarm and it was a fuckin snake lol