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The Grammar Nazis We few of mighty pens (and pointy swords).

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 04:53 PM

Does that mean I'm a full-Nazi? :huh:

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:02 PM

Does that mean I'm full Axis?

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:06 PM

Would he let is participle dangle in the past? Or is this only a present participle problem?
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:30 PM

View Postschulzy, on 05 July 2011 - 05:02 PM, said:

Does that mean I'm full Axis?

:o

That's never a bad thing. At scenarios I sign up as Axis 100% of the time. My Czech/German ancestry demands it.

Slightly off topic but the last year or so I've slowly been gathering ideas for a German and Bohemian themed bar. I want to call it Sauer Krauts lol.
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:33 PM

Oh man, I just thought of a hilarious topic description!

"We did Nazi this coming, either."
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:35 PM

I really wish I could play some of these larger scenario events.... :(

In reality, I enjoy outdoor paintball much more than the indoor varieties. It would be very fun to run around the woods screaming in German, but I have nobody around here who speaks it, at least not that I know of. I'm sure neither my Mom or Grandparents would like to join me on the field. :lol:

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:36 PM

View Postschulzy, on 05 July 2011 - 05:33 PM, said:

"We did Nazi this coming, either."

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:43 PM

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View Postschulzy, on 05 July 2011 - 05:33 PM, said:

"We did Nazi this coming, either."

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Oh come on, it's clever.
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:48 PM

While it does elicit a chuckle from me every now and then, it's been around a bit.

My favorite instance.
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:49 PM

View Postschulzy, on 05 July 2011 - 05:43 PM, said:

View Postandrewthewookie, on 05 July 2011 - 05:36 PM, said:

View Postschulzy, on 05 July 2011 - 05:33 PM, said:

"We did Nazi this coming, either."

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Oh come on, it's clever.


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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:50 PM

Hello new thread.

I'm still having difficulty grasping the "honorable lawyer" part. Is that one of those "attempts at humor" oxymorons?
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 05:56 PM

View PostCrazyLittle, on 05 July 2011 - 05:50 PM, said:

Hello new thread.

I'm still having difficulty grasping the "honorable lawyer" part. Is that one of those "attempts at humor" oxymorons?


<---- Is not a lawyer... yet. Not too sure that is the direction I'm heading in to be honest. There's more you can do with a degree in law, and a degree in criminology, ya' know?

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 07:53 PM

View Poststicktodrum, on 05 July 2011 - 05:06 PM, said:

Would he let is participle dangle in the past? Or is this only a present participle problem?


His participle seems to somehow dangle in all tenses at once.

View PostXGC_Cheevo, on 05 July 2011 - 05:30 PM, said:

Slightly off topic but the last year or so I've slowly been gathering ideas for a German and Bohemian themed bar. I want to call it Sauer Krauts lol.


I nominate that for a "Single Worst Idea of the Year" award.

View PostHeroForADay, on 05 July 2011 - 05:35 PM, said:

In reality, I enjoy outdoor paintball much more than the indoor varieties. It would be very fun to run around the woods screaming in German, but I have nobody around here who speaks it, at least not that I know of. I'm sure neither my Mom or Grandparents would like to join me on the field. :lol:


I can assure you that your mom and grandparents standing beside you, bellowing in German, would somewhat diminish the intended effect.

View PostCrazyLittle, on 05 July 2011 - 05:50 PM, said:

I'm still having difficulty grasping the honorable lawyer's man-parts.


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Posted 05 July 2011 - 08:12 PM

View PostPrometheanFlame, on 05 July 2011 - 07:53 PM, said:

View PostXGC_Cheevo, on 05 July 2011 - 05:30 PM, said:

Slightly off topic but the last year or so I've slowly been gathering ideas for a German and Bohemian themed bar. I want to call it Sauer Krauts lol.

I nominate that for a "Single Worst Idea of the Year" award.


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Posted 05 July 2011 - 08:15 PM

I'm stuck on the Bohemian thing. You don't strike me as the Bohemian type.



Is that what you had in mind?
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Posted 05 July 2011 - 08:17 PM

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 08:24 PM

It's the only one I could post. All the rest usually involve some sort of nude interpretive dance.
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Posted 06 July 2011 - 01:18 AM

I got my first ticket for going 55 in a 40 zone.

There's a busy road on my way to work with two lanes on each side. I was in the left lane, and someone rolled up next to me in the right lane and began yelling, gesturing, and honking. Since I did nothing to provoke it, I was stunned. In my daze, they were able to cut me off and liberally apply the brakes, which I responded to by swerving into the right lane and speeding up to pass them.

All the cop saw was me going 55, even though the guy rolled by as the cop came to my window and proceeded to cheer on the cop.

The kicker? Even though the cop verbally told me I was going 55, he wrote 61 on the ticket. That's a ticket difference of $140 in California.

Fuck yeah.

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 09:02 AM

Dispute the ticket?
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Posted 06 July 2011 - 10:36 AM

View Poststicktodrum, on 06 July 2011 - 09:02 AM, said:

Dispute the ticket?


Good luck putting your word against an officer's.
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