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"I feel like an ass" moment

#21 kingJurzy

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:28 PM

Mocking Da Bird, on 29 January 2012 - 10:21 PM, said:

kingJurzy, on 29 January 2012 - 10:17 PM, said:

mokothemonkey, on 29 January 2012 - 10:01 PM, said:

Chucked my pod and hit a little kid in the head by accident.

Well at least it's better than taking an Arrow to the Knee

Lime, on 04 May 2013 - 08:45 PM, said:

Dude, I wouldn't pay anymore than tree fiddy for a kingjurzy.

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#22 HxCPaintball

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:29 PM

5ozofpain, on 29 January 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:

I bent down and farted in some rentals's face.

da fuck?

this reminds me of the "biggest asshole you've played with" thread

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TechPB-Mike, on 20 January 2012 - 07:28 PM, said:

let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)

Especially with this SOPA shit...Mikes piling porn in there like a squirrel gettin ready for winter.

#23 Mrgarbagepaintballer118

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:32 PM

do day i was playing in snake i bumped to the 50 and i saw 4 rental players all huddled behind 1 bunker... i thought it was funny so i just shot one ball and it was a direct hit to his mask.. i guess the paintball scared him so much he shot his friend point blank in the leg..

i felt so badd

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:35 PM

Mrgarbagepaintballer118, on 29 January 2012 - 10:32 PM, said:

i felt so badd

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#25 TinyBear

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:39 PM

Yeah we all have those games.

My kid sister just started playing this last summer and was REALLY nervous. I told her i was out of practice as i had not played much the last year but if it made her feel any better id play on her side whole day and try helping her out as much as i could (i been playing for a LONG time so had some experience). I offered her any of the guns from my gear bag (at the time limited to my Mag, Pro/Carbine & PGP). She liked the size and feel of the Carbine and off we went. Played the whole day and had a blast with both of us getting better as the day wore on. Closer to the end of the day i told her to give the mag a try and we switched guns.

Well last game of the day (only 4 people left two renters and my sis and I) the ref decided to split my sis and myself up, I went to ask to stay but my sister assured me it was ok She was having fun and would love the chance to shoot me out so i agreed and we had a game of straight up team elimination(i must say little sis was doing DAMN GOOD). Well sure as heck ended up me and her left and she actually got the jump on me and fired off one shot that wizzed between my legs close enuff to some um sensitive places so i kinda jumped and fired off three shoots. All three hit and sadly all in the upper um left torso (for ya youngens girls have sensitive places there too) ooooopppppppsssssssss.

I felt like a complete and utter jerk but she was soo cool about it and we had a good laugh after though (she blames me cause she found the mag hard to aim (no sights due to centre feed were as on the carbine ya sight down the barrel like a rifle). All and all it was still a fun day for us both and soon after she got her own gun a Tippmann A5 (she still won't shoot a centre feed gun though).

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#26 DudeinDump

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:39 PM

I panic bunkered a 10 year old rich kid who was on my team the first time I ever paintballed (Like first time ON the field ever) the kid was sprinting back to my bunker and I didn't see the tape saying he was on my team so... yeah.

He cussed me out... after that. ._.

#27 KCMECustoms

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:44 PM

Shooting my teamate in the back of the head off the break

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:46 PM

KCMECustoms, on 29 January 2012 - 10:44 PM, said:

Shooting my teamate in the back of the head off the break

That has happened to me. I also had a kid shoot me point blank in the leg when he was checking to make sure his gun fired.

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#29 Molybdenum

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:49 PM

Shot a teammate...

...Who was out and walking off the field.

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#30 kingJurzy

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:50 PM

DudeinDump, on 29 January 2012 - 10:39 PM, said:

He cussed me out... after that. ._.

His parents must let him play a lot of COD

Lime, on 04 May 2013 - 08:45 PM, said:

Dude, I wouldn't pay anymore than tree fiddy for a kingjurzy.

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#31 misterkyle

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:50 PM

KCMECustoms, on 29 January 2012 - 10:44 PM, said:

Shooting my teamate in the back of the head off the break

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:59 PM

MZinCamo, on 29 January 2012 - 10:15 PM, said:

5ozofpain, on 29 January 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:

I bent down and farted in some rentals's face.

I think that's a win.

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MZinCamo, on 29 January 2012 - 10:15 PM, said:

5ozofpain, on 29 January 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:

I bent down and farted in some rentals's face.

I think that's a win.

#33 shutts67

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:59 PM

I was playing at Bedlam in CPX. Before the game, we split up the teams, but one side had more regulars than the other so a few of the guys I normally play with moved to my team. The match starts and 2 of the guys that switched over to my side run for the corner on the break. They moved up really quick and were standing in the alley way completely out in the open. I forgot that they had switched over to my team, so I took one of them out with out even thinking about it. FAIL.

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#34 MZinCamo

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 11:04 PM

WhenI almost shot my own guy in the final battle at LL4....

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#35 misterkyle

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 11:06 PM

woodsballer015, on 29 January 2012 - 10:59 PM, said:

MZinCamo, on 29 January 2012 - 10:15 PM, said:

5ozofpain, on 29 January 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:

I bent down and farted in some rentals's face.

I think that's a win.

Sigged! Absolute win.

how do you make a quote a sig?

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#36 Kermit

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 11:07 PM

When someone shot me in the head during the final battle of LL4......

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#37 Mocking Da Bird

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 11:07 PM

misterkyle, on 29 January 2012 - 11:06 PM, said:

woodsballer015, on 29 January 2012 - 10:59 PM, said:

MZinCamo, on 29 January 2012 - 10:15 PM, said:

5ozofpain, on 29 January 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:

I bent down and farted in some rentals's face.

I think that's a win.

Sigged! Absolute win.

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#38 misterkyle

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 11:11 PM

Mocking Da Bird, on 29 January 2012 - 11:07 PM, said:

misterkyle, on 29 January 2012 - 11:06 PM, said:

woodsballer015, on 29 January 2012 - 10:59 PM, said:

MZinCamo, on 29 January 2012 - 10:15 PM, said:

5ozofpain, on 29 January 2012 - 10:13 PM, said:

I bent down and farted in some rentals's face.

I think that's a win.

Sigged! Absolute win.

how do you make a quote a sig?

Click the reply button, then copy and paste in signature.

ohhh derp

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#39 MaxFishr

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Posted 29 January 2012 - 11:18 PM

It was my birthday party when I was like 12, and my friends brother just kinda walked out into the open. I started shooting, but I guess out of surprise, his brother didn't raise his hand. I though that it was my shitty gun (Viewloader) that couldn't hit crap. Ending up shooting him about 30 times. His dad gave me a high five and was laughing though so I felt better.

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#40 Justin265

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 12:10 AM

One time me and my friend were on other teams and we were both on s1 on opposite sides so i saw his head on the outside and i shot him twice in the head with no hat/beanie on Posted Image