[cockerpunk]

Leafy, on Feb 26 2009, 10:10 PM, said:

cockerpunk, on Feb 26 2009, 09:04 PM, said:

Leafy, on Feb 26 2009, 06:18 PM, said:

When you show off to your college friends how fast you can shoot with the pump action hunting game at the arcade.
When you try to go a/t on the pump action hunting game at the arcade.

that has happened to me SO many times i can't even count them ...

oh god I'm turning into cocker punk. now I just have to wait for my ban email form pbn.

i think it is more telling when you start a semester off by puking in the bathroom of a Perkins the night before your first class.

[chewiestmonkey]

man i would be a dedicated pumper..but, my autocockers just way way too cool to convert..
which is ufunny because i have a ccm kit!

[SOUP]

you buy a "pee on semi sticker"
you cary 1/10th (or less) the amount of paint everyone else is
you find yourself moving faster than everyone else
you get blamed for bunkering too much
you practice reloading 12grams while watching tv
you give a history lesson to people who ask dumb questions


just a few I came up with...

[blackrain]

When you get a stock pump and work till it shoots better than adding mods. In other words you don't need mods and it shoots better than the guy who dumped $300+ into his stock pumper.

Brasso,never dull and a buffer go along way when it comes to performance.
Later,
Blackrain:)

This post has been edited by blackrain: 27 February 2009 - 09:30 PM

[The-Phantom]

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[Leafy]

when you try and try to convince all your friends to play pump cause its more fun

[GrenadeMaster]

SSP~Sheik189, on Feb 27 2009, 12:17 PM, said:

i know im a dedicated pumper because my mag has gotten lonely

So pump your mag...




When you try to convince someone to build you a stock class etek 2.
When you can spin your gun around your finger like pistol. (works great with VSC phantoms.)
When instead you count shots and kills as the same thing.

[Carbine]

when you win a Luxe in a tournament and sell it to buy more pumps to hang up on your wall
when you go small game hunting with a stock class and half a hopper of paint
when you start a petition for your local field to allow blind firing because you no longer need to look to hit your opponents

[The-Phantom]

Leafy, on Feb 28 2009, 01:03 AM, said:

when you try and try to convince all your friends to play pump cause its more fun

i have to say i've done this my fair share of times

when you pumpker your 10th person
when you can pick what part of the opponent you want to hit
when your pump is the only thing your girl friend is pulling back that shoots ropes
when you get pissed off playing greg hastings paintball because theres no pumps in the game
when some one says surrender and you scream "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" while auto triggering from your hip
when your field starts making sure the 2 pumps get split up in fear, trying to make the teams more fair for the semis
when you double loaded a ball on accident and it turned out well, splitting off in 2 directions and hitting 2 separate people

[Leafy]

The-Phantom, on Mar 1 2009, 12:27 AM, said:

Leafy, on Feb 28 2009, 01:03 AM, said:

when you try and try to convince all your friends to play pump cause its more fun

i have to say i've done this my fair share of times

when you pumpker your 10th person
when you can pick what part of the opponent you want to hit
when your pump is the only thing your girl friend is pulling back that shoots ropes
when you get pissed off playing greg hastings paintball because theres no pumps in the game
when some one says surrender and you scream "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" while auto triggering from your hip
when your field starts making sure the 2 pumps get split up in fear, trying to make the teams more fair for the semis
when you double loaded a ball on accident and it turned out well, splitting off in 2 directions and hitting 2 separate people

wait so I'm not the only persona thats happened to? got to love reball.

[The-Phantom]

ture story, in the woods it was 2 on and the paintball gods where on my side (in my first year of playing stock class) i double loaded not realizing it 2 enemies where moving towards me hoping to just over power me, they walked past about a 1 foot wide tree i pulled the trigger and saw 2 balls fly split about 5 feet before they got to the tree then saw one big spot on the one persons gogs and the other had one right on his belly button good moment in my career

[Tmaned]

wow. what did they say after that?

[The-Phantom]

it was pretty much silent because they were in complete and udder shock. I had to explain to them what had happened, at first they just thought i shot them both in very rapid succession, but after they realized it was true that it was only 1 shot, thinking back and only hearing 1 POP sound there responses where

NO FUCKING WAY DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

and

YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH

lol the other players all thought it was the coolest thing they've ever heard of, as we sat around laughing at these 2 for a while after the game talking about how the the "impossible" had occured

[Cgballer]

when you tell the semis that their guns are brocken because they are missing a pump

when your girlfriend says shes going to buy a pair of pumps and you say wait for the new ccm ones. this happened today and i felt like an idiot

[Leafy]

Cgballer, on Mar 1 2009, 09:28 PM, said:

when you tell the semis that their guns are brocken because they are missing a pump

when your girlfriend says shes going to buy a pair of pumps and you say wait for the new ccm ones. this happened today and i felt like an idiot

legit?

[The-Phantom]

i'd say no shens, because shit like this happens to me sometimes where your mind just doesn't register any possibility other then the one that came to you in that moment and it feels like it should make sense until after you say it

[oerllikon]

The-Phantom, on Feb 26 2009, 09:11 PM, said:

when you clean your gun randomly even though you cleaned between the last time you played just to play around with your gun

Ah, so Im not the only one!

When you sell all of your precious autocockers and accessories (And 68/4500 crossfire) to buy a grey ghost

[dm5paintball]

when you get excited about an electro (dm5) and then sell it a week later because its too complicted... then use the money to buy more cockers/phanotms

[rogalxxx]

When people with broken semis/electros come to you for a spare pump you got in your bag
When you check all your last week paintballs for dimples and remove these

[primal1]

Leafy, on Feb 27 2009, 11:03 PM, said:

when you try and try to convince all your friends to play pump cause its more fun

Yeah. I got one of my friends to buy a pump, and another(who usually likes to spray away on an electro) is now thinking about it.