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The Bacon Man, on 31 October 2012 - 06:43 PM, said:
Orange Chicken, on 31 October 2012 - 01:20 AM, said:
Ahh there will always be ignorant dudes. Continue to bug him constantly with techpb knowledge of other guns, until he decides to at least check them out. You could say that the Luxe talks, or that Dye's are damn good. Bob Longs are legendary for their efficiency, and Machine Vapors/MacDev's are like the cool hipsters of the brands. That, or you shit in Planet Eclipse gun, as well as hot glue a plastic grav fed onto it. Actually, fill up the hopper with shit, and then hot glue it to his gun, then fire once. Then shit in his ASA.
Then you can say that at least HIS Planet Eclipse gun is now shit.
Then you can say that at least HIS Planet Eclipse gun is now shit.
Shit in the Asa is my joke. You see, you can shit on anything, but just one small turd in the Asa causes mass Kaos (pun intended). As he airs up his marker, shit coats his macro and lubes his reg. Now it lubes all the internals it goes through with a nice thick layer of crap. Then it fires, ruining his barrel. Some shit will go into the hopper. Small mists of shit comes out of the porting and a nice splatter of shit on his opponent/target.
Oh, and I'm too poor to be a PE Fanboy.
Fine, then the hot-glue w/ shit in grav fed hopper will be mine. And you're not the only. What I wouldn't give for even an Etha.
