[cybermaniac15]

Last week when I was playing, my rotor was jamming as soon as I got to my bunker. I was pulling the unjam trigger, flipping it upside down, and it still wouldn't unjam. I took off the top-shell and found a twig sticking straight up, stuck in-between the two rotors. Pulled it out, loaded a pod, then put the guy in who was running down to bunker me.

What's your story?

[Razgriz183]

i was snapping shooting with the last person on the field, I shot him out but then realize the moment after how come my gun would cycle by not shoot (impulse 09)

I pulled out my bolt and realized the last person i shot out also shot me out... but a ref would have no way to call this lol

The paintball flew down my barrel and impacted the paintball in the breach (yes the paintball did not break in my barrel and traveled all the way down. There was absolutely no paint in the barrel)

The impact sent the paint down the bolt and into the valve and rammer, took a lot of qtips to clean the gun out lol

[cybermaniac15]

That's nuts! Haha

[NPpballer]

Razgriz183, on 02 November 2012 - 12:24 PM, said:

i was snapping shooting with the last person on the field, I shot him out but then realize the moment after how come my gun would cycle by not shoot (impulse 09)

I pulled out my bolt and realized the last person i shot out also shot me out... but a ref would have no way to call this lol

The paintball flew down my barrel and impacted the paintball in the breach (yes the paintball did not break in my barrel and traveled all the way down. There was absolutely no paint in the barrel)

The impact sent the paint down the bolt and into the valve and rammer, took a lot of qtips to clean the gun out lol

Insanity....

[cpuwhiz22]

Had my pants fall off while running for the flag in a recball game this summer...

[FreeEnterprise]

I took my youngest daughter to play this past weekend with one of her friends. And they guarded our base for a few games, and then were ready to head over to the other teams camp. So I lead the way, and we didn't meet a SINGLE person the whole way... We just walked right into their camp and I pointed out the flag, and the girls went over and got it and won the game! Their FIRST time playing!

I couldn't believe it! On the way back they were telling me how easy that was... Lol!

This post has been edited by FreeEnterprise: 02 November 2012 - 12:44 PM

[Irish725]

Posted this before, but I'll post it again.


A couple months ago, I had just gotten my pistol, and was being all sneaky sneaky in the field at Camp Pendleton Paintball called Kong, which has a series of trenches, and flat spots through out. I was creeping along, when I saw a guy shooting out from behind a building, obviously gun fighting with someone somewhere. I popped up to take a shot, and felt an impact on the top of my head. I ducked down, checked for a break, it was a bounce. I pop back up, and then again, feel an impact. Check myself, still clean. I pop up a third time, feel an impact and see the guy I was trying to take out, flinch as a ball hit him in the hip and broke. The way it broke, it sprayed kind of upward, like it had come from a low vantage point and sprayed upward toward his chest. I look around trying to see who made that shot. I looked back and saw a guy giving me a thumbs up, and he shouted "Thanks for the Assist!" That's when I realized, he had been bouncing the ball off of my head (whether intentionally or not I don't know), and had managed to ricochet one off of my head and hit the guy. Craziest shot I have ever seen to this date.


Another time I caught a bounce off the front of my E-Flexes (right off the grill portion) and it dropped right down the front of my jersey.

OH and one more story. Again, first day using pistol, first game of the day, playing Castle. Off the break I managed to super man dive and slide into the castle opening. Quickly popped out and caught a guy looking through a window off guard, then slipped into the inside wall, and was just looking around. Saw a person pop their head in and look at me, then say "Hey man, watch that cross fire from the windows across the way". I totally forgot what team I was on for a second and was like "Good to go man, thanks for the warning", and went to ask him something, when I realized....he was on the other team. He popped back in to say something and I stuck the TPX almost in his face and said "Please surrender?" to which he willingly complied. He came up to after and was like "That was the most polite surrender I have ever experienced".

Funny stuff.

[TechPB-Mike]

Widowmakerz getting three 3 for 1's at PSP MAO in 2009, after David Diaz (ref) was put in his place by the head ref for not knowing the rules regarding coaches with the "black sticker" being allowed in between the fence and the net.

3 for 1's weren't even in the rulebook!

And he wrote it on the scoresheets too!

The game would start, two seconds later he'd come running over "ALL OF YOU OFF THE FIELD!!!! ALL OF YOU!!! EVERYONE!! YOU ARE ALL OUT!!! OFF THE FIELD!!!!"


I remember the other teams asking us "What happened? Why did they pull your entire team off the field?"

"Ummm we got a three for one?"

"a WHAT?!?!?!?!"


LOL that was money well spent!

[NBTIppy]

Last winter playing reball, horn blows and I start shooting a lane. Gun stops shooting, take loader off and look down into the breach to find a piece of gum smooshed beside the bolt holding it forward. I was pissed.

[G4paintballer]

I had a guy talk shit about me...to me.

[tallsmallboy44]

Was playing some good ole rec speedball with some random guys. During one of the games we played, I took three (3) bounces off my shoulder (I am VERY skinny) two (2) bounces off my loader, and one (1) off my mask lense, all in the same game.

The same day I felt a hit on my pack, and called for a paintcheck. The ref called me clean, an my team went in to win the game. I took my pack off after to refill pods. There was a hit on the inside of one of the main pod loops.

This post has been edited by tallsmallboy44: 02 November 2012 - 04:11 PM

[HeroForADay]

The Death Star vaporized a dude.

[obft]

I borrowed a friend's Empire Sniper and played two games just dry firing the gun and didn't realize it. Turns out one of the orings on the bolt got stuck on the feedneck, so it couldn't go
all the way back.


And the first(and only successful) superman dive I've done was in a game, with all my gear, and to my surprise I actually did a good dive. Then all the other times I've tried(both on and off the field), I either land nuts first or my gun goes flying away from me.

[LV Backpacker]

I was playing airball last Sunday on the Cup format and teams were probably about 12 on 12 since there were a lot of recballers. After my sides snake player got shot out, I bumped from the mini race into the snake. After I was in the snake for a bit, someone needed paint, so he came across the field, got into snake one with me, took a pod, and was actually able to play for a bit before he got shot out. It was especially awesome, because he did it when my teams snake side was pretty much completely locked down.

[bigx]

Did a successful run through with a TPX and one Mag

[LV Backpacker]

I also once took a bounce off my chest that went up inside my E-vents and broke. I was wearing my old jt jersey at the time and the ball hit a rib and bounced right up.

[TinyBear]

Was playin a game at the local indoor field. It was just a game of full field elimination. Off the break my entire team dove and were all huddled behind the center bunker. Now I should explain I'm rather large (let just say for get the six pack I bring a keg to the party). Well I was trying to get the team to move up but they were all kids saying the other team was peppering the bunker and pinning them down. So I stood up and told em guys they all out of range. And they all just stared as like 20 Paintballs bounced off my gut lol. Was friggen hilarious. Kids were all more daring next game. And I was never taken out that game.

Another day at wasaga paintball. I was playing last game of the day. Each team had a bus to protect and you won when a member from your team touched the opposing teams bus. Well I wanted to get rid of the last of my paint so I along with my sister opted to defend the bus while rest of team attacked. All was going well untill I ran out of air. So being last game I did not wana just walk off and figured it be a good laugh to make a mad dash for the opposing teams bus. So I handed my gun to my sister and booked it across the rather large field of ruff trenched ground. And it was going well very well. About three quarters of the way with paint whizzing by me I was starting to get tired (as mentioned I fat but also have ALOT of injuries). So to get a laugh I yelled out will some one bloody shoot me. Any ways I actually made it 10 feet from the bus before getting shot in the head. The guy that finally hit me and the three refs were all pissing them selfsame laughing and patting me on the back saying awesome run. Was easily the highlight of my day and a great laugh after.

This post has been edited by TinyBear: 02 November 2012 - 09:13 PM

[gamefreak054]

Somebody shot me through a pallet from 100-150 ft away, and it wasnt even like the guy was laying down a stream on the pallet. It was like 2-5 shots. I still dont know how it hit me.

[Cookybiscuit]

First person I shot out playing paintball was myself.

[gamefreak054]

Cookybiscuit, on 02 November 2012 - 09:52 PM, said:

First person I shot out playing paintball was myself.

Thats what happens when you dont have a t rex on your hopper at all times.