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Most ridiculous thing to happen to you in game.

#21 User is offline   Cookybiscuit 

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 10:01 PM

View Postgamefreak054, on 02 November 2012 - 09:59 PM, said:

Thats what happens when you dont have a t rex on your hopper at all times.

An accurate statement. Dinosaurs keep things in check.
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 10:03 PM

My Profits are notorious for catching bounces off the lens. I've also caught paintballs that bounced off my chest, and went up in between my cheek and the mask. And of course that moment where someone lobs a ball at you and it goes right into your sleeve.

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 11:54 PM

Seeing people get bounces off the lenes of their i4s, stupid shit I tell ya!
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Posted 03 November 2012 - 12:01 AM

View Postget.lit.up!, on 02 November 2012 - 11:54 PM, said:

Seeing people get bounces off the lenes of their i4s, stupid shit I tell ya!

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best part is that i won that 1V1

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 12:09 AM

The screws came out of my Kaos' grip frame, it pretty much slid off.

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View PostGarribean, on 09 May 2013 - 09:29 PM, said:

I still suck and barely know positions.

thats what my wife said when I first met her.

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 12:48 AM

My field uses a lot of spools as bunkers. I was behind 4 rolled next to each other on their sides. My friend was on the other team shooting at me and as I ran by a ball went through a hole no bigger than like 3 paintballs wide and broke. I was dumbfounded.

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 01:39 AM

A older man I was playing with pooped in the woods after he shot me out with his tippman model 98 with flatline barrel. I was... Astonished.

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 02:10 AM

I was playing with my TiPX and I went stealthy. I found the entire other team just walking through some trees so I quietly, Metal Gear Solid style surrendered/shot all of them :D
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Posted 03 November 2012 - 07:02 AM

Told this one before but i might aswell tell it again.

Once got shot in the lower back. Few seconds later while i was walking of the field i find a paintball stuck in my asscrack.
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Posted 20 November 2012 - 09:38 PM

one time i was playing with a bunch of rentals and 4 regulars and there was one(regular) in the center slap stick bunker and i had just run out of paint so i left my gun with a friend and got the guy in the center to surrender without using gun

then the next weekend i was playing against the same guy and he got about 15 good shots on me and they all bounced (love dye c11 jerseys)

and the guy really wants to get me back this Sunday haha





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Posted 20 November 2012 - 10:48 PM

I got... Shot out! How could this of happened?!?

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all my legos are stored at my parents hose... so that wont be happening....

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 10:54 PM

Shot this kid's DM12 right down the barrel, paint got inside the bolt and everything.

I was doing a 1v1 pump game and we shot each others paint in mid air.

Uhh..not really ridiculous, but we did a special Halloween scenario and I had to carry a pumpkin around the field.

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 10:58 PM

View PostBlade of grass, on 20 November 2012 - 10:48 PM, said:

I got... Shot out! How could this of happened?!?

They were obviously hacking!

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 11:00 PM

Snap battling and shooting paint out of the air is also one of my highlights.

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I never get wipers, blood is hard to wipe off.

Do it with style ~ Total Grief

I like autocockers and autococker accessories.

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 11:53 PM

View PostLUXOR54, on 03 November 2012 - 12:01 AM, said:

View Postget.lit.up!, on 02 November 2012 - 11:54 PM, said:

Seeing people get bounces off the lenes of their i4s, stupid shit I tell ya!

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best part is that i won that 1V1

The bad part is that I got more than one bounce off your mask
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Posted 20 November 2012 - 11:55 PM

1 v. 1 we circled around our PSP layout without seeing each other and ended up on the other sides of our dead boxes at the same time.

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Dude, I wouldn't pay anymore than tree fiddy for a kingjurzy.


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Posted 21 November 2012 - 08:00 AM

I was playing some woodsball at a summer camp that I was workin at, I had borrowed a friends pod harness for that game. I'm pretty skinny so no matter how much I tightened the harness it was still kinda loose. We decided to play a round of zombie (some of you probably know it as infected) I was the zombie and I was running to cover when 3 guys from the other team opened up on me, I was almost to the tree i was running for but the borrowed pod harness slipped off my waist and I faceplanted. As I was falling i felt two paintballs lightly brush the hair on the back of my head. If I had not tripped, I would've gotten drilled twice in the side of the head.
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Posted 21 November 2012 - 11:41 AM

I was on the break and right when the ref blew the whistle I shot myself in the foot, was messing around with my ego trigger and it was so sensitive

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 02:20 PM

Snap shooting with 2 guys last saturday with my phantom and while i was popping up and down by 10 rd feed tube flew out of the feedblock because its the non-threaded one

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 02:30 PM

Watched my friend get shot in the balls twice.

Nothing too crazy compared to the other ones in here.
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