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Quartz, Parchment, Shears! Game.

#1161 User is offline   Antonious 

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 08:35 PM

The alternate universe's Portal is actually a half-assed Call of Duty knock-off, so nobody cares about it.

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 08:46 PM

Go back in time to the release of Call of Duty 4 when everyone was batshit crazy for COD
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Posted 11 March 2013 - 02:22 PM

Go back even farther in time to pong
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Posted 11 March 2013 - 03:52 PM

Go back to 1962 to Spacewar!
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Posted 11 March 2013 - 04:31 PM

You accidentally kill your father,so a paradox occurs

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 04:43 PM

View Postpaintballguy2255, on 11 March 2013 - 04:31 PM, said:

You accidentally kill your father,so a paradox occurs


But my father was born in 1963, so suck it!
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Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:19 PM

Fine then,it kills your grandmother.

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:38 PM

terminator kills you

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Dude, I wouldn't pay anymore than tree fiddy for a kingjurzy.


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Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:52 PM

Emp grenade from black ops 2 kills terminator
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Posted 12 March 2013 - 12:58 AM

Black Ops 2 never gets made.

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 03:32 AM

Nerds somehow reproduce instead, leading to a new generation of smart people.
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Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:08 AM

Solve world hunger and the budget problem. World gets overpopulated.
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Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:50 AM

but they cant solve world peace ... the world gets nuked by old school bullies ... fades away into cosmic dust

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:10 AM

Cosmic dust suddenly forms a new earth
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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:49 AM

aliens visit, create a new species, name them adam and eve

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:07 PM

Eve can't have kids to populate the planet.
I have and I always will be a Christian Baller.
My setup: Because I'm a bad*** Tippmann 98 custom with a shake and bake and two 20oz C02 tanks. Be jelly!

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:09 PM

They reproduce asexually.

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:43 PM

Cookie returns from the dead and shits all over them
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Posted 12 March 2013 - 02:29 PM

Alien babies are covered in a hydrophobic substance and shit bounces off.
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Posted 12 March 2013 - 03:48 PM

Cookies shit is bounced off into the sun and destroys it.
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