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Quartz, Parchment, Shears! Game.

#1241 User is offline   Woodyballer29 

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 12:05 PM

View Postpc_baller, on 21 March 2013 - 12:46 AM, said:

the rad foam is actually gasoline foam :huh:

The bigx actually said "tithe" not "to the" so instead Nick Cage gives 10% of what he got in National Treasure to the trinity church.
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 12:46 PM

Islamic extremists swear jihad against the Infidels they are successful
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 02:36 PM

But Nick Cahe defends the trinity church and wins.
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:10 PM

All extremists have suicide vests which explode upon death. Church destroyed
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:12 PM

Church is made of unobtanium so it keeps standing.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:23 PM

but the floor caves in.

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View PostHerbert, on 07 August 2012 - 12:53 PM, said:

shit on him

He'd just be like "You shit slow. Get a better ass."

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:51 PM

Magical butterflies hold up the floor so it doesn't fall down

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:01 PM

a fat guy jumps on the floor and kills all magical butterfly's
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:13 PM

The floor only falls through where he jumped and be falls to his death down a bottomless pit. The rest stayed up and the hole was easily repaired.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 12:47 AM

religion was never conceived so previous posts are invalid
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 10:06 AM

life was never conceived so we are invalid

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 10:32 AM

But that also makes the previous statment false and the space time countinuum collapses.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 10:33 AM

all that is left is void, not even the light, or the darkness

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:23 AM

God recreates the universe
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:52 AM

the universe rebels and eats god

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 10:34 AM

god destroys that universe and creates one that wont eat him
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Posted 25 March 2013 - 10:40 AM

darth vader happens, destroys god and rules the new universe

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 10:41 AM

The other gods get jealous and beat the crap out of god in an alley, requiring him to be in a full body cast.

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 12:24 PM

Liam Neeson gets pissed and kills all other gods.
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Posted 25 March 2013 - 01:07 PM

Dolph Lundgren parachutes in and kicks some Liam Neeson ass.
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