Paintball fail
#21
Posted 31 January 2013 - 12:54 AM
Slipped inside a truck container that was slippery and destroyed my tank threads and shot myself in the crotch all at the same time.
#22
Posted 31 January 2013 - 10:24 PM
Not so much a fail on my part (you be the judge) but one of my favourite paintball stories ever: playing an indoor field in cleats, lessons learned, and one of the bunkers was an "x" made of plywood. A buddy was in one of the four corners of the x and I came charging into the corner beside him. Well I didn't stop sliding, slid hard into the bunker causing the entire x to spin like a top... I simultaneously caused the bunker to slam him backwards and slide through the bunker leaving me completely exposed around the 50... He had a busted lip (flexes) and I had at least 40 welts on me...
#23
Posted 03 February 2013 - 12:09 AM
one time i tripped in a ditch and broke the feedneck off my gun. it sent my rotor flying like a football
#24
Posted 03 February 2013 - 12:28 AM
First tournament my old field ever had, a guy went running down the snake, tripped, took a core sample the length of his barrel, bent his asa, and snapped off his barrel tip.

Antonious, on 23 December 2011 - 04:37 PM, said:
Using a gun that's been hardly maintained and tossed from person to person more than a village whore is hardly a fair way to compare the marker.
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#25
Posted 05 February 2013 - 11:19 AM
Siting behind a plywood bunker, touched it ever so slightly and down it goes in the middle of the field. That didn't end well.
#26
Posted 05 February 2013 - 12:53 PM
Back on July during my first tournament, my finger bumped into the trigger while I was switching hands, shot myself in the foot.
I walked off, but nobody knew what happened. Still get shit for that.
I walked off, but nobody knew what happened. Still get shit for that.
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#27
Posted 05 February 2013 - 01:01 PM
I did a somersault to core sample move while sneaking up on a fortified bunker.. Surprisingly , no one saw me stumbling around until after I ran a squeegee through my barrel.

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