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have you trolled on the field of battle?

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 04:07 AM

At Fulda Gap a couple years ago, some dudes on the other team had an automatic Mark-19 style Nerf Launcher. So I walk up the tape line, walk up to them asking about it, asking if I can shoot it, etc. They let me shoot it, and I shoot out my own teams tank with it.
Then I pulled a Tiberius 8 out and barrel tagged all of them. And then a dozen more guys as I just walked down the line of guys, skipping and singing "You're all dead, you're all dead, this is why you shoulda gone Red!" (I was Warsaw aka Red Tape, they were NATO aka Blue tape).

People got mad... on both sides. My General was raging that I shot our own tank (because I did it right in front of him).

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 06:13 AM

I think of trying this all the time, one time I actually was able to do it. When the opposing team is dwindling down to the last guy, if you get the full drop on him, you hop into the bunker like you're on his team and yell, "they're coming from THERE!" *point to other direction* or something like "it's just us left!" ... then say, actually you're out, I'm on the other team lol

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 06:56 AM

I tend to wave at every single person who aims at me, and I enjoy dancing around like a goober when I'm just out of range.
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Posted 05 March 2013 - 03:56 PM

Acting silly and being stupid is not trolling. More than Half the ones people posted fall under the first part.
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Posted 05 March 2013 - 07:41 PM

I played with an Ego 8 set on ramping with a rotor and a 13ci tank. I used it as a pistol ran around without a pack and blasted people lol
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Posted 05 March 2013 - 10:23 PM

View PostIII Kezia III, on 05 March 2013 - 03:56 PM, said:

Acting silly and being stupid is not trolling. More than Half the ones people posted fall under the first part.

Mine was a troll! :blink:

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 10:27 PM

I once took out two people with electros with my enmey snap shooting!






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Posted 05 March 2013 - 11:44 PM

View PostIII Kezia III, on 05 March 2013 - 03:56 PM, said:

Acting silly and being stupid is not trolling. More than Half the ones people posted fall under the first part.


I think if you are going to rag on everyone you should come prepared to give an example

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 09:47 AM

"Field of battle"...

That made me laugh

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 06:11 PM

I routinely run around in circles at longballing range and dance in my opponent's paint, or dodge paintballs at long range to irk them, it's fun lol

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 08:20 PM

View Postmetsfan521, on 06 March 2013 - 09:47 AM, said:

"Field of battle"...

That made me laugh

Especially cuz i created this thread talking like sean connery....

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 11:18 PM

I trolled my coworkers when i was a ref, they would countdown from 5 to 1 while walking to the netting. So on "owner day" (friday) everyone shoots a ridiculous amount of paint and as they counted down from 5, I just yelled out "GO GO GO", I swear I could hear them shit their pants

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 01:22 AM

I dance and sing just far enough out of range of the opposite teams shots in woodsball

I also teabagged my friend in speedball after bunkering him
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Posted 08 March 2013 - 04:06 AM

On a full field capture the flag game, I'll go out on the field in wearing my hotdog costume.

The trick is I tell my team to watch for my nerf sword/tomahawk and to not shoot at me.

Then I'll hug the net and when I'm alone, take off the hotdog costume.

The other team spends their whole time looking for a hotdog who was talking a lot of shit about just walking up to the flag and taking it, but they're not expecting just another guy in a jersey coming up from behind them with no gun.

It's almost exactly like this, but with guns.



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Posted 08 March 2013 - 05:01 PM

New hat, Definately be trolling the agglets with this thing.
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Posted 08 March 2013 - 05:52 PM

View PostKevin, on 04 March 2013 - 11:54 PM, said:

Everytime Bli11 shows up at the field, everyone's getting trolled...




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Posted 10 March 2013 - 04:20 PM

http://youtu.be/SersQh7GV9Y

lol after a tournament my team played rec ball and before a game my friend was throwing paint at me and one broke..... so i shot him in the foot.... might not be trolling, but it was funny :lol:

p.s. sorry for the link, i cant figure out how to embed :unsure:

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