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Ballers without girlfriends club

#281 STRETCH

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 03:14 AM

skipy35, on Jul 18 2009, 06:48 PM, said:

PaintballHazard, on Jul 18 2009, 09:22 PM, said:

STRETCH, on Jul 14 2009, 08:48 PM, said:

i hate being the extra wheel. i just piss off my friends girlfriend so she wont come when me and my buddies hang out.

...dear god...the mans a genius...

agreed. that should be put in a book...

have you tried that? the chick hates you but if your in my shoes, and the girl is a complete incompetent, then no loss.

This post has been edited by STRETCH: 19 July 2009 - 03:14 AM

#282 PaintballHazard

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 06:19 AM

Or just tell her all your paintball stories and wear your paint-smelling jersey when you see her >_>

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#283 skipy35

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Posted 20 July 2009 - 09:52 AM

if your wearing your paint/sweat smelling jersey, she might not even come close enough to you XD

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#284 MiddleX

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 05:56 AM

can i join how do i? and my gf broke up with me cause of paintball... paintball>girlfriend (atleast right now)

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#285 GasParoV

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 06:11 AM

I'm in

#286 Midnight Phenom

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Posted 22 July 2009 - 10:42 AM

ill join i broke up with my gf a few weeks ago cuz she was a little..well..crazy lol

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#287 Extreme-RecBaller

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 05:49 PM

Well i was in for ike 2 weeks, now i'm out lol sorry guys

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#288 eGoThat

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 05:55 PM

Im in, lets see: either spend money on chicks, or spend money on paintball, uh paintball easily.

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#289 RickAstleeee

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 05:56 PM

Shit, I actually dreamed about a girl from my school last night. Am I now considered a stalker by night?

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#290 Nick

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Posted 26 July 2009 - 12:48 AM

Depends, did you try to find her todays. I mean like google her name/phonebook/known associates for info?

If it was a harmless dream about fucking the chick. Sit back, relax, and remember the times you think you had.

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#291 PaintballHazard

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 08:49 AM

6 guys use to live in the house at my local field and only 2 had girlfriends (they were all on a team). I was talking to a few other guys and only 1 had a girlfriend. Ballers are lonely... but we always have eachother :lol:

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#292 Tucan9999

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:42 AM

I hate bein in this club

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#293 Nick

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 12:06 PM

*Borat Voice*

Atleast you still have Pamela Handerson

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#294 The Desacrator

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Posted 27 July 2009 - 12:11 PM

Hey boys.

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#295 skipy35

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:27 PM

this is a bit of a sad sad club isnt it? Who here hates "The Friend Zone"?

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#296 Tucan9999

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Posted 31 July 2009 - 09:31 PM

skipy35, on Jul 31 2009, 10:27 PM, said:

this is a bit of a sad sad club isnt it? Who here hates "The Friend Zone"?

I do.

I do like the movie Just Friends though.

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#297 Reavenas

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:39 AM

You can sign me up.
I'm probably gonna be here the next two years of my life :lol:

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#298 skipy35

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 10:56 AM

the friend zone blows. especially if you fall into in a span of 12 hours...

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#299 paintballer4life360

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:05 AM

Sign me up!!! Haha

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