[bombadee]

so.... a paintball will fly through a full grown pig, and won't break or bounce? yeah right.

[Nick]

I just laughed when i read it.

[Beavfan94]

Wait so this thing is more of a self-defense gun rather than for recreational purposes?

[Dirk.Baumann]

TechPB-Mike, on 11 March 2010 - 06:00 PM, said:

I'm at a fucking COMPLETE loss for words

I'd... this is..... Where do I....

what the FUCK??!?!?!?!?!

Well .... the buzzword "nazi" still helps to sell bs storys /newspapers ...especially in the UK. So what?

The important thing to remember is this .... every single one of us needs to help new players out.

[Wolfwood]

Quote

Heavy crew-served doodlebug pulse bomb splatter weaponry is all too likely as the paintball arms race hots up, we fear.

First of all, probably not how the marker works.

Second, yes, the arms race is hotting up.

Man, Hawaii is hotting up, really heat here.

[o.c. aftershock]

not that a paintball could go through a pig... but are the propane markers more powerful?

[GhillieSuitPaintball]

Holy Necropost Batman!

[Soundwave]

Plus...


IT'S A SATIRICAL WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!


Jesus...

[Nobben #44]

it wsnt just necro.. it was random too!

[chadders]

well a ball could go through a pig coz a candel shot from a musket can go through a door and i know a story of some pplz who had a pb and a musket lets just say it when through some playwood+ it wasnt even a full load of powder,

[Nobben #44]

coz pplz are 1337.

I saw that episode of "top ten" aswell

or was it "the greatest" ever?

Nobben #44, on 30 July 2010 - 03:03 PM, said:

coz pplz are 1337.

I saw that episode of "top ten" aswell

or was it "the greatest ever"?

[the stuntman]

HeyHeyHey, on 11 March 2010 - 04:37 PM, said:

http://forms.theregi...eg/?user=lewisp

This is a direct contact to the author.

thanks for the link.
Here is my letter I just sent to author:

In regards to your recent article "Nazi-doodlebug-powered father of all paintball guns patented"...
Having read the entire piece, I have come to several unavoidable conclusions:
1) Your ignorance in area of paintball sports and equipment is literally beyond belief. I have read many article & newspieces hostile to the game over the years, but your article in The Register stands out among all the others for the sheer scope of its absurdity. You clearly have no idea or first hand knowlege whatsover about the subject on any level.
2) You are not by any means a objective, professional journalist. I have read more informative & accurate pieces on the back pages of trash tabloids sold at market stands. Articles about UFO abductions & Illuminati conspiricies have been known to contain more facts than this ridiculous piece.
3) The Register has REALLY gone downhill lately.


It might interest you to know that this particular model of paintball marker has widely been considered a technical failure, and is hardly popular among those who understand the game for a variety of reasons - including maintanence issues, upgradabilty & possible safety concerns. Had you merely wished to write a negative article about this marker, you could easily have done so without having to draw ill-concieved comparisons with nazi missiles. There were perfectly usable facts available to express a negative opinion about this product, but you ignored them all in favor of trashy sensationalism.
This article represents a low point in paintball media & the quality of British journalism.

I respectfully suggest that next time you choose to write an article on a subject you clearly know nothing about, that you take the time to actually learn something of the subject before you begin writting. Unless of course you get some kind of dreranged pleasue of making a total ass of yourself in the public media.

[Beavfan94]

Wow that guy just got told

[Plattypus]

He probably won't answer, though.

This post has been edited by Plattypus: 30 July 2010 - 05:33 PM

[the stuntman]

Beavfan94, on 30 July 2010 - 05:20 PM, said:

Wow that guy just got told

hee hee...Im a bad man to piss off. I will get articulate ALL OVER your ass!