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So in my life I've nearly killed two children. One of which happened just now. See two years ago my manager and friend Les told me, "If you ever see a ball roll into the street, a kid is always following it, so be careful." Then a week later that exact thing happened. A kickball rolled into the street and I braked immediately because then a little kid when scrambling after it. About an hour ago I went longboarding in a neighborhood I had never been to. I saw two girls walking together, they were probably too young for me, and so I wasn't trying to impress them, I just didn't want to look like a fat loser in front of them. So here I go, I'm going to pass them and man am I looking pretty cool. Just at that moment, a wiffle ball bounces into the road, heading right toward them and then I realize what is about to happen. Time slowed down as a little toddler ran after his ball three feet in front of me, and the girls. "Oooohhh nnnoooo" I say in my head, and then I launch off my board and into the air. I am a total loser. So have you nearly killed any kids recently?

I guess this post is inspired by that show Time Warp, but I'd like to see a katana cut through a fully stuffed pod of paint. That or two paintballs colliding in mid air. What about you guys and girls?